Katie Price #398 Dope smoked has made it all a bit hazy, is it really 6 months of driving Miss Crazy?

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She definitely need bigger lips and a much bigger boob job!
 
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The police can be incredibly rude when they get fed up. Anytime now they are going to say "Well it's not yours anymore so why don't you mind your own business and look after your own house!"
 
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But, but I thought it was from Candlewick Green
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Q: What's beigey-brown and comes out of Cowes Backwards?
A: Clue ... it's not the Isle of Wight Ferry ...
Next time she needs a policeman she could call PC McGarry
 
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I'm on page 38 and trying to catch up. So behind. But I am laughing so much at @Tedbear 's comments. You are absolutely hilarious. I am belly laughing. So funny . Please keep it up.
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Still on page 38. So sorry. But I have to wonder/wander why there has been radio silence regarding KP meeting her future mother in law. She mentioned seeing her the day after his Dad. But then nada. Unless I missed something? Any pics or comments? If not, this is very telling.
 
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Either it didn't happen as mum heard from his sis how awful she was the night before or it did happen and was a disaster and mum refused to pose for any stupid insta snaps
 
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Either it didn't happen as mum heard from his sis how awful she was the night before or it did happen and was a disaster and mum refused to pose for any stupid insta snaps
Mommy Kryten probably took one look at that polyester lace dress and swiftly got on the next plane back to the US.....
 
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Sorry slight thread derail I hope you all don't mind

For those who remembered me saying about my dickhead family member who used abortions as birth control as she wasn't maternal. Well 37 years ago she decided to actually go ahead. Long story short I used to go upfrom aged 13 in every school holidays. To look after her.

Her mother was an absolute cunt, she's only 7 years younger but she's always been my little girl.Well she's based in Asia and is in hospital having her own girl. So I'm a jibbering fucking wreck

Keep making me laugh because it's a 9 hour time difference and Mr Rev can fall to sleep on a washing line.

Not that any of you doubt but I'm human and IRL a soppy bitch this was my get some sleep message

Love you beautiful
My phone's on loud call me if you want to
You're a fucking rockstar
I'm so bloody proud of you
Love you unconditionally my girl
You're amazing
Won't be long and you'll be a Mummy to an amazing smart funny sarcastic brave and brilliant girl


To get back on track Skanks a fucking cunt and has lost the plot. I still think she's paying some local idiots to "stalk" her. I'd gladly slap her round the chops
 
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I suppose the one good thing is that the neighbours are already talking to the red tops so she won’t be able to get away with her lies and fakery as easily as she could in the Shitty Shack.
 
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