All ready for the family party tonight
All ready for the family party tonight
So things are better than ever for her?Laughing at her actually saying how in that pod that it's not healthy to be checking up on your partner all the time. Yes, she ACTUALLY said that - the delusion is real, folks. Of course, she was talking about blokes checking up on her, not the fact that she's insanely jealous and possessive herself.
Does she really honestly believe that things are better than ever for her right now? Because she actually said that.
And she's doing that Kevin the teenager thing of trying to shut down conversations she doesn't want to hear by saying how people keep "going on about" the bankruptcies and how boring it all is. Nice try, Katie. No, we're NOT going to shut up about them.
DV? Deep Vein? 'Just a little prick Katie - stop the hysterical screaming!'I seem to have developed a mild form of Tourette’s and keep woo hooing after completing a random task or upon entering / leaving a room. Luckily I live alone so my secret is safe for the moment but it does take me by surprise each time it happens.
DV- this has also baffled me , I wonder if it’s a person initials rather than abbreviations, doubt it’s a David and Victoria, she had her sussed out on sight all those years ago.
Totally true Winey,lots of erm…luuuurv etc.I’ve always been ‘on a wander/wonder.Dolly , they’re all much of a muchness , they all come from the same gene pool at the end of the day ….. it’s just that some of them have learned to play the game a little bit better than others.
Until they slip up in the odd occassion.
Or rather , get caught doing so .
The Skank needs a time machine not a reset buttonThe bleeping reset button...if I hear her say that one more time I'm going to punch my phone!
There was a recent picture of IT on here recently showing the top of her thigh. There were about four or five scratch marks - fairly uniform and over an inch long. I'm wandering if one of the dogs pawed and scratched her? Bet she told Dr. Alan the therapist that she tried to kill herself with a fork!Her arm looks pretty rough![]()
Time to catch upx
Meanwell Phil has left Katie and Grant to try and get some stardom of his own..he remembed Katie's corn cob pic in the sea when he was back in her bikini bra and wanted to recreate it himself to see if he gets the papers interestedx....
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OMG, Smillie, my heart goes out to you. Can I send some Klingons to hang on to her starboard bow for you...?No No No, just seen a massive Kylie fan, (her Twitter is all about Kylie ) is going to see the Skank tonight, and she’s not going for LOLS, I checked her timeline, she thought the MM was wonderful, she even loved the Barbies, she loves the Skank
The universe will not accept love of Kylie and Skank from the same person, a hole has just been ripped in the space-time continuum (yes I watch Star Trek) Worse still, she used my Kylie gif….I’m having a Friday tragedy here
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Just gonna take myself out for a walk around the park for a bit, try to work out how such a thing could be, I think I’m in shock, I may take wine with me to the park.
Maybe she'll pop in to say "Woo Hoo!" to Alan the Ferapist then?I’m down the road in Richmond hope she doesn’t show up around here. Tbh if I was her I’d be wary about going out anywhere new. I’m amazed somebody hasn’t clumped her or at least wiped the floor with her verbally.
Skanks got the costume designer to make the same outfit as hers for the whole clan so they can all perform on stage.A whole hour left to rehearse their wonderful podcast live to a south London audience (with all the family, her world). Can't wait to see what she's going to wear... because I'm sure she wouldn't wear the same outfit... (cough...)
No Dolly, he won't like that one little bitOhdear Melody don’t look good.Peter will not be pleased.
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Shock moment Junior Andre is confronted by security after 'taking toy'
JUNIOR Andre and his pals threw a VIP party at Thorpe Park into chaos after he was confronted by security for taking a cuddly toy off a stall and walking off with it. The 18-year-old singer –…www.thesun.co.uk
You can get married in a chapel inside St Paul’s Cathedral if you have an MBE…… just leaving that hereWell, she did think she deseved an MBE for her campaigning for better laws.....
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Katie Price says she's seen 'others getting MBEs who have done less' than her
Katie Price has relentlessly campaigned for tougher laws on trolling after seeing her eldest son Harvey being targeted with abusewww.mirror.co.uk
Skank Club SevenSkanks got the costume designer to make the same outfit as hers for the whole clan so they can all perform on stage.![]()
Yes getting him cleaned up for his being wheeled out tonight for the Crapcaster's delight
Skanky will be screaming "It's all Pete Ya bleep's fault. He didn't bring him up proper.... He didn't set any boundaries.... If he'd left him here wiv me, Junior would've have picked up the toy wivout anyone noticing..."No Dolly, he won't like that one little bit![]()
Apparently skanky’s full on deflection with Harvey on Facebook, a friend said constantly posting for two days.