Katie Price #390 Addicted, Evicted & soon to be Convicted

[SmillieKylie]

She admitted she IS leaving the MM. Said she hates it and she can't wait to move in her new house. She's going to give a house tour on her YouTube channel.

The live is available to watch on her FB stories. Can't be bothered to watched the rest. Over 20 minutes long.

Oooooh just got in from drinks on the beach, scrambled to get the video Oh my days, the biaaaaatch did f*cking lie on her podcast, she’s finally admitted it, she’s leaving the MM, Woo bloody Hoo what a glorious day and its its been fabously sunny, I’m a happy Kylie tonight, we gotta LOVE IT

Honestly I believe this is it, it will all totally unravel for her now, game over Skank, everything will crumble away, let the fun and games of you being brought to account for all your crimes and misdemeanours begin

The video, she’s leaving, she’s lost the MM, take it away Red Tops, you are gonna love this, what a day

 

[DC16]

Broke her feet 2 years ago, life changing.

No love it was 2020, that's FOUR fucking years ago. Seriously.

 

[Winepig]

Awwww Winey can you imagine if numbers was still here?he‘d be going fucking mental….cunt.

I’ll come clean Dolly , the ONLY thing that kept me constantly submitting was my absolute disgust & dislike of numbers.
I knew every time I won one it drove him insane

Now I only submit one if I think it’s a good one.

 

[BadJanet]

So Lego dated Victoria's secret model Kelsie Jean Smeby. She cheated on him so he came back to UK....
When he was on MAFS, JJ spoke openly about Kelsie, admitting: "My ex was a Victoria's Secret model and amazing to look at.

“I loved going out with her, she was really, really, really pretty and the relationship was pretty wild.

“At the time I definitely thought that I was in love with her but if you're going to play with fire then expect to get burnt.
“She cheated on me, it was horrible, and it hurt me a lot and it was probably one of the worst things that I've been through.

“I have been chasing the wrong type of girl and I'm aware of that now.”

So the right type is an aging old narcissistic hasbeen. Who's lost her kids, can't have anymore, is being chucked out of her house and is twice bankrupt.
Way to go Lego, way to go!

 

[SmillieKylie]

Still wants to train as a paramedic. She started it and re done it again getting all the forms, she wants to go to Uni, but too much going on to fit it in. You're never too old to be a paramedic.

She really fucks me off with this paramedic shit, she’s never gonna do this, could never have done it, it’s a highly skilled stressful job, I have the greatest respect for anyone that does this job, She’s never had the remotest ability to be a paramedic, I have a couple of friends who do this job, some of you might have guessed what I do for a living so you know why it annoys me so much.

And Skank you can be too old to be a paramedic, it’s a high burnout role, it’s takes its toll on you. I read something like 75% retire before 60, many can’t continue after 50, it’s tough. These twats who interview her should call her out, but no they just laugh along with her, she disrespects everyone in the NHS with this constant I’m gonna be a paramedic big fat lie. She hasn‘t even got the basic qualifications to get on the degree course and I could list another 1000 reasons why it ain’t gonna happen. Gee she’s such such a twat, as are the people who never challenge her, what a shallow empty bunch they all are.

Grrrrrrrr, yes this one winds me up

 

[Parry1988]

Katie Price clears out Mucky Mansion for 'yard sale' amid eviction woes

IT seems that Katie Price is clearing out the contents of the Mucky Mansion ahead of her big move. The former Loose Women personality took to social media to give her fans an update on her accomoda…

www.thesun.co.uk

Sun have got the story now

They've written that in a fab way that basically calls her and idiot and a liar
I really don't get the angle she's going for here, why show that she's blatantly packing / leaving the MM but then point blank deny it?? I don't understand what she's trying to do other than make herself look even more stupid?? Why not just say " My fans (Al 5 of them ) I'm leaving the MM it's too bug anf expensive now anyway and it'll pay off something towards what I owe" surely that's less embarrassing than whatver she's trying to do here
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[coolcat2022]

it’s ironic that KFP gets invited to all these pride events when she has publicly shamed someone for cross dressing and committed revenge porn. Do these Organisers do NO research??

 

[WillowTree21]

She does look thinner in the face all of a sudden. She gives me a crack / cokey vibe but who knows what she's on now. She is one of those people who will convince herself she's clean and be taking loads of prescription drugs because those don't count!
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If it is weed, her new chauffeur is constantly stoned and driving her around? Great. What an improvement there from her bad driving!
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Or maybe a slow clap as she leaves. Like the clapping for the NHS workers in covid but passive aggresive? #clapforKatie

Our friends live in a very nice cul de sac of detached houses. One of the houses has been rented out for 2 years to utter scum. Loud music, arguments, swearing, doing car's up on the drive & selling them on Ebay. So many complaints to managing agents & police from neighbours. Thankfully for them, the house is now being sold. Apparently on Saturday when these 'tenants' moved out, 5 of families from the other house's, stood in line clapping, as the removal van & the car with the scum drove off. She said one of the neighbours had on repeat 'Hit the Road Jack' playing out very loud. Thought it was so funny & reminded me of KFP. Trouble is, no neighbours could do this, as she's too far from them on a main road.

 

[Stan Butler]

Love it the guy that's made the costume has put skanks head up her own arse.

 

[Beetle.]

It doesn’t really matter what she tells the “fans”. I bet she’s absolutely furious that she’s being evicted. She can put on an act as much as she likes, but she’ll be seething and I am here for it.

 

[bargainhunt99]

On the live she dropped into the conversation twice that they'd had sex earlier. Why the need to mention it at all? Unless it never happened

 

[Pink Squirrel]

My favourite comments from the Mail

In all seriousness, I'll bet she's proper on 1 this evening. She'll be calling Pete & Kieran everything under the sun because it's allllllllll their fault isn't it
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It's not an MUA she needs but a plasterer and scaffolder to fill in all the cracks and keep that face together

Her face actually looks like it's painful now. It certainly hurts me to look at it All those scars & the crap she's had pumped into it must hurt
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Aaaaaaaand another belter of a comment I'm absolutely howling It's a great day to be a Krusty

 

[BadJanet]

She keeps going on about how much she hates the MM and is so happy to be leaving but no one has forced her to live there.
She could have sold it years ago when still in decent condition, got a smaller place and paid the rest to the poor creditors, if she really hated it

 

[SmillieKylie]

She ‘sang’ we don’t have to take our clothes off agin, forgot the words, just singing over her backing track!
No I’m not there btw

Oh DC we have her ‘singing’ at Belfast Pride this Sunday, she can never remember the words, she just cannot sing, honestly this week is gonna be something special We’re off to a flying start tonight, this is awful, hardly anyone there as well, I might have to logout for a bit, I’m aching with the laughter here

 

[DC16]

Ooooh I fast forwarded through that video, missed the Cheltenham thing, is it a Pride event ? Heard the Blackpool one. What is wrong with people, why is she being hired to sing, she really can’t, she just screeches and shouts, forgets the words, can’t dance, just shuffles around awkwardly on the spot, honestly I don’t get it, why are these idiots hiring her, is she a comedy act Oh well it’s gonna be funny seeing the results, it’s going to be tragic, she was dreadful in those pantos, and she had the cast supporting her, I’m guessing she’ll be going solo at these gigs, It’s going to be shocking

Also is Edna trying to sabotage Skank’s career now, as Skank said Edna suggested she start doing FB Lives, that was a complete mess last night, she sounded and looked dreadful, she just slurps all the time, she confirmed MM had gone after lying about it for days, both seemed a bit out of it, he really does behave like a kid and I think I’ve realised what it is that’s been bugging me about him, the slitty eyes, the inane grinning, the slow drawling speech, is he smoking weed, lots of weed, he’s always like this, are there spliffs in that little bag of his. One of my friends bf smokes a lot of weed, he’s a lovely guy, in fact makes me laugh a lot, he’s very funny, but he does behave like this when smoking weed. Look at him, he’s out of it, yeah I reckon spliffs could be in play here, if it’s not weed, then WTF is wrong with him, he’s really odd, very odd indeed

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I love how she also confirmed she is STRONG. (But then tells the court she can't attend court)

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

Oooooh just got in from drinks on the beach, scrambled to get the video Oh my days, the biaaaaatch did f*cking lie on her podcast, she’s finally admitted it, she’s leaving the MM, Woo bloody Hoo what a glorious day and its its been fabously sunny, I’m a happy Kylie tonight, we gotta LOVE IT

Honestly I believe this is it, it will all totally unravel for her now, game over Skank, everything will crumble away, let the fun and games of you being brought to account for all your crimes and misdemeanours begin

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The video, she’s leaving, she’s lost the MM, take it away Red Tops, you are gonna love this, what a day

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She reckons she had 8 years of bad luck in the MM? So nothing at all to do with her actions, such as being an abusive prick, a bad parent and ripping people off for millions of pounds? The narc in my family was soooooo similar, she was convinced her house was possessed at one point. These people's 'programming' just won't allow them to think they are all the source of all the shite in their lives so it becomes, ghosts, exes, Mexican bandits.....it could be Elvis returned from the dead or giant cat people, it doesn't matter. As long as they don't have to admit they're the problem!

 

[Pom Bear]

New thread and title xxxx

 

[SmillieKylie]

A couple of fans are out on her IG, ones that went last night, telling her she was amazing and proved to everyone she can actually sing I never want to meet these people, scary they can believe this, we saw it, but I guess you could say it was amazing, but not in the way they say it was, it was amazingly bad, that’s what it was

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

So here we go
KP posts that picture saying new colour, then the full head of hair implying SHE was getting the new hair, SHE knew exactly what she was doing baiting the press, Lou sticking up for her..

Lou, calm down. Your bessie mate was purposefully holding the extensions up and giving the impression she was going to get that colour. The tabloid media print stories based on 'some' truth even if it's flimsy.....or scanty even, like Kipper's Menkil Elf evidence.

As your mate KP has been in the business for eleventy hundred years and tells us all the time she 'wipes the shit' with younger girls, she couldn't possibly be that naive could she? Have a think for yourself and stop being taken in by the 'poor me' Katie Price show!

 

[SmillieKylie]

Hopefully prison doors opening for you madam
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Looks like her mush on laminate floor

Skank…..”Doors are opening for me, I’m hotter than ever, I’m back, Woo Hoo, I IT”

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