Katie price #386 KP fake, false and a failure

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I don't really like these hairless cats much (sorry cat lovers) they give me the creeps - but this one is quite funny sat in the dishwasher wondering what the fuck she is doing

Why can't she say collagen? She's changed it from Collajean to Colla-gin - speaking of which, it's high time for a G&T in the garden - days of the Raj and all that what what!

 
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Regarding Shein, I had purchased from them before until this came about and quite a few of my friends had said about it….I personally don’t buy anything now.

Channel4's documentary, Inside The Shein Machine, sent undercover cameras to film factory workers who were forced to pull 17-hour shifts to make hundreds of garments a day. In one factory, they made a daily base salary of $20, which would then be docked by $14 if any garments had mistakes.17 Jan 2023
 
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She can't feckin speak right from those teeth and inflated babbon arse lips!
 
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Gosh.... This is as good as watching paint dry.....

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(nb: I'm sure Stan will have something to say about the wibbly top line....)
Wasn't going to comment on the twats wiggly line but it's annoying me now easy way to get a straight line is to cut a piece of cardboard from a box and use that as your guide when painting just hold and move the cardboard with your other hand same with the the bottom aswell, no wiggly line and no paint on the concrete.
 
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Gosh.... This is as good as watching paint dry.....

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(nb: I'm sure Stan will have something to say about the wibbly top line....)
B O R I N G
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The drones seem to have hit a nerve. Something to hide Pricey?
Could it be that drone footage has dropped her even further into the shite hence why she's on a Biggie about them spying on MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE????
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That poor cat's face though
"WTF is that old hag squawking about now eh?" says Frog as he shits on skanky's noo dinner service plates
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I see the fleet of pink vehicles are still there though - ol' double-bankrupt with NO LICENCE has still got all her moters innit
 
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BIB - absolutely! Something has definitely rattled her.
 
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I know it always uses filters but this photo still gave me the ick.. ewwwww
 
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I think they should evict her and hold a garage sale to get rid of her stuff
Take it directly to the tip or perhaps first let 'Orsham Matters and the 'Ospice Shop have a rummage through to see if they can find anything resellable.
Unlikely, but its worth a try
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I know it always uses filters but this photo still gave me the ick.. ewwwww
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Filters? A black bin liner would be better by far
 
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I know it always uses filters but this photo still gave me the ick.. ewwwww
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Mona Lisa, Mona Lisa, men have named you
You're so like the lady with the mystic smile
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Are you warm? Are you real, Mona Lisa?
Or just a cold and lonely, fugly work of art?

It's the hair/wigline, not the slugbrows obvs
 
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It’s the smug look she has always as if everyone is below her and rubbish as she is a big star
Really want her taken down a peg or two or three
 
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That's an old picture... apart from anything else, as a horse owner myself ... horses wouldn't be rugged that way this time of year
I didn't look properly and assumed they were in fly rugs but nope they look like middleweight winter rugs.
Definitely an old picture.
 
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Fucking hell, she really is trying to channel Mary Berry and she's 89 year old you silly silly beige dumpling!
 
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Ooh just remembered we have a Live at 7pm, do we think she’ll still do it, what state will she be in if she does do it, will we get a Friar Tuck classic outfit, where is she running it from, will Lego be grinning away in the background, ooooh I hope she does, I’m getting the wine in, less than an hour

 
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Thread suggestion #387 JJ’s so dense his brains on loan while skanky wines about overhead drones
 
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Take that look of your face your selling aliexpress shite now made in bloody sweat shops, oh how the mighty have fallen, don’t you just love it.
 
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