Katie price #386 KP fake, false and a failure

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Hmmmm. That was 2018. Wonder/wander how the coffin business is going?
"I’m bringing out coffins, crystallised coffins, I’m bringing out Katie Price coffins. Would you want to put someone in a wicker basket or in a crystallised one?"
She was about to open her own beauty salon then and only had the products to buy to put in it, opening soon then
 
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So reckons she's too fragile to attend court, but not to fragile to try and get pregnant and have a baby. Make it make sense. ££££
Because they won't arrest and in-prison a geriatric mother?
 
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True, she does seem to get paranoid but I think the Sun and others are probably chomping at the bit to catch her with cars or things she shouldn't have. I bet they know more than they can let on and want something to confirm what they suspect.
 
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There would definitely have been something in the papers at the time. Especially as the Babes in the Wood murders happened in Brighton in 1986. Surely any other child rapes in local parks would have been linked and mentioned many times? She’s talking bollocks. It never happened.
 
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Shame her strong morals about Family Men has not stopped her trying to destroy Peter's, Alex and Keiron's family lives with her fucking LIES.
 
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I wonder if she asked the original coffin-dodger if she wanted pink or purple encrusted crystals?
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Because they won't arrest and in-prison a geriatric mother?
Oh yes they will. There's plenty of mums-to-be in prison.
 
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He was well known in Edinburgh when he DJd at the nightclubs for being very handsy
 
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I wonder if she asked the original coffin-dodger if she wanted pink or purple encrusted crystals?
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Oh yes they will. There's plenty of mums-to-be in prison.
I know, many prison births, but bet she was hoping she was a special case it might keep her out.
 
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i hope if she does get some mug to write her excuse of a note for not attending the next bankruptcy the judge ask if she can not attend her bankruptcy due to her mental health how on earth is she going to get herself out of bed travel and get ready to GO ON STAGE INFRONT OF LOADS OF PEOPLE(well the 20/30 that will buy tickets)to answer questions from her fans on her so called podcast tour(what stops her answering the judges questions but not her so called fans questions yes we know the answer because her so called fans will believe what ever she says but the judge prob would not)
 
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And the Moddlin School where you would learn how to do Pointy Toe Pouty Face from the Expert.
Then there was the Barbie & Ken Salon idea.
The wedding venue at the Shitty Shack where she'd perform for the delight of your guests.
So many fab ideas that amounted to sod all.....
 
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He was well known in Edinburgh when he DJd at the nightclubs for being very handsy
It’s a bit obvious to me and follows her normal behaviour. See’s seen it (Ulrika) so it happened to her!
 
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the travel blog site her and Carl was supposed to set up and then i am sure she said she was doing one with Princess(just like masterclass Princess turned up to one then no more)life coach business(though i would think if she ran a course for people on how to not pay your bankruptcy and live the life style you want would prob get her a lot of business and make her some money)the thing is she says so much but her brain dead fans never pull her up when they do not happen
 
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Didn't PA get another one of skanky's books pulled as well? Wasn't it the Harvey and MEEEE one? She was claiming to be 'proof reading' this latest tome the other week so probably not been printed yet ( as if a publisher lets you proofread your own book?)
 
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How many more series on the BBC for harvey, was it another two? Not forgetting channel 4, for the mm, and she was saying for ages filming for channel 4. All lies.
 
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Yes. A lot of local businesses in my area, particularly restaurants are using them now. Admittedly I live on the coast and they are showing you what a beautiful day it is... " The sea is sparkling, come down for our specials menu". My friend's husband is a photographer and he often does video footage using drones.

Constantly wanting to play the victim, poor me everyone else is the bad guy.

Although I also agree with Helena. The Sun are playing the long game with this one, ready for the inevitable fall out!
 
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Probably because she WROTE that particular manual!
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Not only that but neither she or her mother in any of their books have said she was taken to hospital after that particular rape and I'm pretty sure doing that to a 7 year old would cause some damage to their lady parts that would need medical attention!
 
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Shame her strong morals about Family Men has not stopped her trying to destroy Peter's, Alex and Keiron's family lives with her fucking LIES.
Shame her strong morals about family men doesn’t extend to her sleeping with them if the fancy takes !
 
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Like Willow said, cold and unemotional. She just goes through the motions. It's like an android running it's program with the next man. Katie-bot! ...or maybe Skankatron
 
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