Is he aspiring to be H? He looks like he's been Michael jacksonedI’m
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Katie Price #380 Skanky Get Those Norks Changed to Bill and Ben The Tittypot Men
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I think all the Andre family's presentation, particularly J&P, under Claire's management have to be squeaky clean.
They will have been advised to avoid any drug/drink/driving etc court appearances and to pick their friends and acquaintances carefully so as not to get any 'unsavoury ' linked connections in the Redtops.
I'm equally sure that behind closed doors there are disagreements as with all families but they're not allowed to spill outside.
Good luck to them- it seems to be working.
They will have been advised to avoid any drug/drink/driving etc court appearances and to pick their friends and acquaintances carefully so as not to get any 'unsavoury ' linked connections in the Redtops.
I'm equally sure that behind closed doors there are disagreements as with all families but they're not allowed to spill outside.
Good luck to them- it seems to be working.
Her hair here is bizarre but she actually looks quite naturally pretty hereLook at the state of Edna’s hair!!! She looks like one of the Krankies!. Typical Skank, puts up the best photo of herself she can find no matter what anyone else looks like, narcissistic cow
Pack of Tena Lady tucked under her arm.....
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Thought he deserved a thread. Back before he started doing aesthetics and The Lip King, I thought he was quite funny in a ditzy kinda way. Now he's a complete and utter mess. How is he getting business, are people blind?!tattle.life
Jesus, Mary, Joseph & the wee bleeping Donkey!!! WTF!!! Is that Franny Moonface the superfan or Opheliar?
That's what's in her hand Dolly, they've changed to industrial size Dr Purple's now
Thought I recognised him!I’m
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Either way, I think both families (if 50/50) should have ongoing support from SS (despite them being a sack of whale crap with a self serving agenda) whilst the kids adjust. Of course, they would be better full time with K&M but I think KH must safeguard the kids from his online activity - as she will use this against him.
For a top model of 11 billionty years she really does not have clue as to what to wear or how to wear it, also stranger to an iron.
Tracksuits and leisure wear can look great if right one chosen for your figure and worn and accessorised well.
Skank manages to look like an ageing unwashed sack of spuds.
Kelly Brook, similar age, spot the difference
Tracksuits and leisure wear can look great if right one chosen for your figure and worn and accessorised well.
Skank manages to look like an ageing unwashed sack of spuds.
Kelly Brook, similar age, spot the difference
The REAL Barbie is described as a 'Teen-age Fashion Model' and is meant to be between the ages of 17-19! In the last few years Mattel produced a more 'realistic' Barbie doll to reflect the reality of women's sizes. It still needs loads more plastic layers to get anywhere near Ednas' hippo proportions though!Without zooming in on Skanks face (it's too early for my brain to cope with that) she looks older than she is.
Her neck is resembling a turkey, her hands look old and as for her legs ..the less said about them the better. Constantly chasing her youth, I'm amazed she hasn't hammered matel into bringing out Katie Price the natural version.
She's absolutely bloody awful
How do you go from this to that! She really was pretty, she would have aged well with no plastic surgery and clean living. It's such a shame.Holy!
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I was looking at the latest fail article and what really struck me was that she actually had really nice teeth? Why would you get your perfectly decent teeth filed away to get replaced with a horse's set? The mind really does boggle.
I don't think either AFP or KFP understand tailoring or what it does. They should go back and revise some old Gok Wan or Trinny and Susanna episodes. They need things that skim the body and create flattering, structural lines. Instead they both go for oversized baggy clothes which make them look massive.
Think Edna looked quite presentable when she turned up for that 'family do' at the restaurant yesterday.
There was a story today (in the papers) about epic failures and cheating scams regarding the London Marathon. When Kipper dressed tried (and failed) to complete the marathon wearing Ednas' lungs, it said she had a miscarriage during the race!! What utter tosh - she apparently 'lost' the pregnancy at least the day before and to my mind, given her circumstances at the time, had had a termination. The paper failed to mention her being spotted having been spotted smoking a ciggie off-route though!
If aliens ever do land on Earth I imagine this is what it would look like if they took a selfie before the nipped back into their spaceship.I’m
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Thought he deserved a thread. Back before he started doing aesthetics and The Lip King, I thought he was quite funny in a ditzy kinda way. Now he's a complete and utter mess. How is he getting business, are people blind?!tattle.life
Bit mean to the cute hippo.Think Edna looked quite presentable when she turned up for that 'family do' at the restaurant yesterday.
I've witnessed some utterly horrific things throughout my life, but THAT will genuinely haunt me till my dying day...I’m
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Jordan James Parke
Thought he deserved a thread. Back before he started doing aesthetics and The Lip King, I thought he was quite funny in a ditzy kinda way. Now he's a complete and utter mess. How is he getting business, are people blind?!tattle.life
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