Good job she vapes then, otherwise his back would be covered in fag burns too!You just know she shouts 'woo hoo I love it'
Good job she vapes then, otherwise his back would be covered in fag burns too!You just know she shouts 'woo hoo I love it'
Yep, this is why every time she comes out with te pregnancy stuff it's bollocks. She has virtually no chance. She is not only older she has been so unhealthy. It's just not going to happen.There's going to be a new Netflix film called 'Joy' about the development of the first IVF baby in 1978 and the article I was reading printed the success rates of IVF depending upon what age you are. She's totally fucked, ain't she...?!!!
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I thought the super surroGATE fan was already carrying the new money maker for skank.Yep, this is why every time she comes out with te pregnancy stuff it's bollocks. She has virtually no chance. She is not only older she has been so unhealthy. It's just not going to happen.
It's a terrible mental image, that poor little boy scrabbling around on top of those monstrous tits while she does pointy toe and farts.As horrible a thought as it is, can you imagine the plight of poor little Lego getting his head jammed between those things?
I have a very large potted plant called Eric. He doesn't say much, he's the syrong and silent type. I still think he has much more personality than The Skankster!She’s got about as much personality as a potted plant!
She says 'and tidied' too. She's going to have a shock when the weed season really gets underway! I'm not really sure why she's having veg beds in her garden and got an allotment. It will be a big time commitment and the allotment involves travelling time too. I suspect it's all for trying to make content as a gardeny - home maker influencer.Allotment watered~!! bleeping hell, we've had about a years rain in a month here oop north, still too wet to get much in the ground in ours.
Chipbles!That’s bloody hilarious.
I am reading this in bed and laughed out loud.
From now on you must end all food words with “bles” like my little girl did back in the day ( it’s very confusing being a toddler.)
May I suggest this weeks menu for you?
Chillibles
Bolognesebles
Beef currybles
Fry upbles
Fish supperbles
Maccy Dbles ( cheeky take away for Saturday)
Roast dinnerbles ( it’s a Sunday fave!)
Galway has a bay doesn’t it?
GALWAY BAYBLES!
( not edible but it does have a ring to it!)
Where was I?
Oh yes off topic.
Soz everyone
Oi KP you’re still a wonky narcissistic mutant.
Ahhhh that’s better….
It's still gestating Stan. The scan was from April last year. It's KP we're talking about so it will probably be a cross betweenI thought the super surroGATE fan was already carrying the new money maker for skank.
And probably more brain cells too lolI have a very large potted plant called Eric. He doesn't say much, he's the syrong and silent type. I still think he has much more personality than The Skankster!
Farcical. Never going to happen. Opheliar is an unhinged fantasist bleep.It's still gestating Stan. The scan was from April last year. It's KP we're talking about so it will probably be a cross between
Rosemary's baby and the Creature from the Black Lagoon! A special type of baby which bakes for a long time just like her bankruptcies
Thank you very much okeep xxxx.Love you our Pom , hope all is going well, We need your heart, and art ,
He IS a Lego ToolYeah but he's got those little lego tools with which he can hack his way out.....
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Confession time, I’ve listened to the last 3 Had them on in the background when making breckie and I listened to one on hols in the pub with my headphones on waiting for Mr SK snd little SK off swimming I subjected myself to the hellish content to see if they slipped up and revealed something they shouldn’t, they didn’t, it was a heavy price to pay for no resultI hope @Ecosse or @SmillieKylie can do a fab write up for the pod tomorrow as I don’t have time, or any other willing volunteer at that
Omg I can picture that....laughing my head off and animals are looking at me like it's them that's made me laugh... if my bulldog had a tail he would be wagging it too... cheered me up... thanks xxxIt's a terrible mental image, that poor little boy scrabbling around on top of those monstrous tits while she does pointy toe and farts.
Ooooh Eric is an Alocasia! I have one of those called LeakyI have a very large potted plant called Eric. He doesn't say much, he's the syrong and silent type. I still think he has much more personality than The Skankster!
Well done you. Your braver than me. Look forward to the recap. XxConfession time, I’ve listened to the last 3 Had them on in the background when making breckie and I listened to one on hols in the pub with my headphones on waiting for Mr SK snd little SK off swimming I subjected myself to the hellish content to see if they slipped up and revealed something they shouldn’t, they didn’t, it was a heavy price to pay for no result
I’m up early tomorrow, I’ll give it a go, the they both speak does fascinate me in some warped way I just can’t believe the complete lack of any decent content, nothing of interest, nothing that makes you laugh, just the most boring inane conversations full of lies and fantasies, so yes I’ll give it a go I love punishment me
Yeah fertility really drops off a cliff after age 40, either naturally or via IVF. Just because she still has periods doesn't mean she is fertile. Yes it's not impossible but the chances are very slim.There's going to be a new Netflix film called 'Joy' about the development of the first IVF baby in 1978 and the article I was reading printed the success rates of IVF depending upon what age you are. She's totally fucked, ain't she...?!!!
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As horrible a thought as it is, can you imagine the plight of poor little Lego getting his head jammed between those things?
Pom!!