Katie Price #377 Baboon lips and built like a fridge, still faking romance with the slitty eyed midge.

Ecosse said:

RIGHT PEOPLE!! I took one for the team this afternoon and listened to that podcast. Jesus, it was dull:
Here it is: (YOU'RE WELCOME!!!)

Katie’s missed doing the pod. Sarcastic faux concern for Sophie being ill.

Katie brings it back to herself pretty quickly and tells us she’s ill too.

According to the papers she’s engaged and selling up and moving to Yorkshire. She and JJ are apparently going to be Sexperts.

So many bullshit stories – she can’t keep up. Why do the papers keep printing it – she’s cross because the “professionals” around her believe it all and it’s “just not the case.” (Professionals, as in connected to “all the stuff going on behind the scenes”) N.B, in my opinion this is the ONLY interesting snippet of information in the entire 30 minutes! What “professionals” does she mean?

Easter: doing loads with the kids. (Sophie tried to change the subject several times during this bit but KP was determined to say her piece on it).

• Egg hunt. Got loads of stuff from somewhere called Flying Tiger (how can a bankrupt afford that). Muddy garden wrecked her fluffy sliders (so don’t wear them outside you dozy cow!)
• Jett likes the cinema “at least it gets him out the house.” Long, VERY boring chat about films they went to see and making out she’s supermum putting up with it “for the kids.” Tries to sing Kung Fu Fighting. (turned volume down for that)
• Theatre – Back to the Future. Kids didn’t’ get it though, Went by train and had to film whole journey for Harvey. Meal at Gauchos (more expense?) She’s spoiled the kids by travelling world-wide with them and Bunny is always wanting caviar.
• Longleat safari. “Stone ‘enge “ Drove past). JJ is (apparently) quite knowledgeable and explained how the stones were put there by aliens (Jesus wept!) Also, he knows a lot about how people live in North Korea. She listened to a podcast by Joe Rogan and is now angling to get herself on there.
• Bunny trying out a pony (implied she’s looking to buy her one) She’s obsessed with riding. KP always said Princess was her mini-me but Bunny is overtaking her and is the only one out of the 5 kids who loves horses like her. “ I LOVE IT!!
• Chessington.
• Thorpe Park.

Then we had to sit through Sophie’s Easter hols too. She went to IoW two weekends on the trot. Daniel is apparently the golden boy. Katie wants to cadge a lift next time. She (SFP) also did a Spring Awakening Retreat and banged on about that for a bit too.

Then a bit about “Spotifier” music. Katie said, “ I’m such a geek. Send me your playlist.” More shit singing of songs they like.



TERRIBLE advert by both of them about something called Shopify, an app to help you set up your business.

Then it was all about the “fucking nightmare” of Sophie’s kitchen with herslagging off B&Q Katie brought it back to herself, slagging off her Howdens kitchen. KP suggesting an ‘at home’ shoot at SFP and rent out both houses for shoot locations “once it’s done!”

Someone’s coming to look at SFP’s garden.

Daniel is Dennis (Mr Wilson). Fake grass etc.

SFP wants cottage garden long boring description of what she’s got/wants.

KFP wants a Love Island garden around the pool Feng Cheng. Want a landscaper to come and design/sort hers. (WHY, you dozy mare? It’s about to be bulldozed!!!)

Spiders – Jett wouldn’t stay in his bedroom for two nights as there was one in there. Woke up screaming/ exaggerating. She (apparently) cleared whole room out to find it. (Yeah right)

Plug for podcast tour. Going somewhere to look for costumes. Adrian press call (??) outfits. Wants her face all over the fabric for a dress.(!!!!) 2 per show. Mentioned for performing!! She wants the dress to come off mid-sing but not telling us anymore.

LONG bit about health kick. No alcohol. Gym. Mission. New addiction. Health and fitness, not surgery. Addictive personality Gemini. Doesn’t need alcohol with her personality.

Question Time – headlines

Katie hasn’t got any extensions in.

If she could make someone take a Truth pill. “Someone who’s done wrong to me. Truth comes out anyway. Journalists at the Sun.”

She hasn’t got one wrinkle. SFP thought she was 47 and KP said “I look good for my age if I’m 47!

Katie: I don’t agree with cheating full stop. Ha!



Thank Christ that’s over. DC16 deserves a bloody medal for sitting through that every week. NEVER AGAIN.

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mammywhite said:

TBF it wasn’t a case of look at this feel sorry for me let me have a Tommy truck,
The passing of that clip was allegedly because she was having a relationship with him,her home life was bad and he didn’t seem interested ,and he told her his own home life wasn't that good either, she than used that against him.
That does not mean him having a relationship outside his one with MP is ok nor does it make it ok for puddings to be thrown, Polly claimed she thought he was in an abusive relationship, so what did she do with that in mind did she send it to the relative people ie SS so they could look into it discretely, no she shared it among her friend’s knowing it would get back to MP the very woman she thought was being abusive, this shows to me it wasn’t shared out of concern it was done out of pure spite

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MelodyMaker said:

Well who would have thought Boris Johnson was in her social circle and yet she attended an event with him and many other high profile people
Anything is possible....although I do agree that her having kompromat on half the UK judiciary is pushing things a bit too far

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HistrionicSites said:

Allegedly, it was pie. J picked it up and threw it against the door. Perhaps there were two pies?

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life’s a car crash said:

Everything with her will be transactional, it’s how she’s wired. Her needs come 1st , it has to enhance her life or give her some level of control. She has to call the shots and would play every dirty trick in the book the “ win” as she sees it. I’m sure there are serial killers out there with more sympathy and empathy. Kipper has none

I was thinking , apart from cunts what her supporters would be called. kIPPERITES or SKANKONIANS or does anyone have any other good ideas

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HistrionicSites said:

As in Barbie? It would explain the ridiculous boobs and bum.

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HistrionicSites said:

Also ‘they’ were not distressed.

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mrspig99 said:

As in 'blow up' more likely!

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emmaw28 said:

I’m staying schtum. But wish there was an and a emoji for some people. But in the meantime - the ignore button is good. Honestly the pearl clutching is so boring now. I’d love to be as perfect as some people on here (not!)

Fingers crossed for some positive news soon.

Big to @DC16 too.

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TheReckoning said:

I think I have posted as much this week as I have in several months of being on Tattle! With all this time on my hands, I went back to look at the Susiesoo and Jonnyjnr posts. I know it’s old news, it just seems quite pertinent considering recent events. I wasn’t a member when they were active here but I was reading from the outside. Looking back it makes me more certain of what I thought at the time - they are extremely suspicious. The Susiesoo account seems to know an awful lot of information about KH and claims this is because her cousin goes to his classes. I don’t even know if my cousin goes to a fitness class!! Anyway, It just so happens that everything always plays out during these classes (how convenient). I don’t for one second believe that Susie came by the information this way. She claims to have seen the video because everyone locally was sharing it (WTF!). She exaggerates what the video contains, falsely claiming a plate is thrown at bunny.
The Jonnyjnr account pops up almost as soon as the KH thread is created and claims a mate told him/her about it. They seem confused about what gender they are and I think at one point they try and write as if a couple are commenting through one account. They just happened to be driving past as KH is escorted into a police car! It’s all so far fetched. Looking at the way Jonny and Susie interact I suspect they could be the same person. They are on at similar times and sometimes just conversing with each other. There is a sort of superficial ignorance about the way they question each other and it just doesn’t seem natural. This reminds me of the Aliciaandhertravels and Pollyannaskitchen interaction. I get the feeling that the Jonny account is trying hard to have a different writing style and it’s all over the place.
Overall, I feel these accounts were laying the groundwork for what happened recently. If things didn’t go KP’s way, I think this video was always destined to make it into the public domain. Some will call me paranoid but I truly believe the majority of this has been orchestrated by Kipper. She is using people to do her dirty work, just like she used Chantelle H and others to help get revenge on Alex R. What she did to Alex was horrific.
Sorry for another long post, being ill and bored is clearly dangerous for me.

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MrsBsDayOff said:

They were distressed! Bunny was in tears.

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Constantlychargingipadnow said:

What does my head in (not policing just stating my POV) are people that are people that have gone into complete and utter ‘rinse and repeat’ mode spouting the same over and over again. Some of this is justified by saying “I don’t even know if this is true (so why bring it up then?!?)” and other ‘rinse and repeat’ shit has been called out with genuine facts and figures BUT STILL GOES ON!!!!

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HasBeen said:

Sorry Mrs B, But That wasn’t apparent, You could hear her voice but you couldn’t see tears, Kids winge and moan yes that could be Heard but no Tears were seen

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Stan Butler said:

Wasn't it said the kids had come back from skanks,, now maybe they brought the pudding back with them if it was in a bag and both were whining for it and refused to eat the meal K or M had cooked for them, i would be a little miffed if i'd been stood cooking only for my kids (when they were young like J&B) to turn round and say "i don't want that i want my pudding, my mum said i could have it" could well see skank telling them they can have pudding when they got home instead of anything else to eat just to wind K&M up, the whole thing caught on camera is an added bonus. Just my thoughts on the whole shitshow.

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MrsBsDayOff said:

If pearl clutching is pointing out what I class as abhorrent behaviour by adults, I'm glad to be a pearl clutcher.

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life’s a car crash said:

Everything with her will be transactional, it’s how she’s wired. Her needs come 1st , it has to enhance her life or give her some level of control. She has to call the shots and would play every dirty trick in the book the “ win” as she sees it. I’m sure there are serial killers out there with more sympathy and empathy. Kipper has none

I was thinking , apart from cunts what her supporters would be called. kIPPERITES or SKANKONIANS or does anyone have any other good ideas

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maggie-moo said:

Bunny sounded upset, not distressed, and she was blaming Jett, and I wouldn't call Jetts reaction distress.

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mrspig99 said:

If J was able to pick it up and throw it then it couldn't have left much of a mess on B's bed as had previously been suggested.

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MrsBsDayOff said:

Jett looked really upset, what I would describe as distressed.

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