Katie Price #37 Bun in the oven, no it's on ya head coz all of creepy crawls semen are dead

[DC16]

She’s showing Blade there too, his poor bark

“Look at all these dvds, yeah, Harvey smashed that”

She’s showing Blade there too, his poor bark

“Look at all these dvds, yeah, Harvey smashed that”

Look at the jagged bits of glass on there, what if one of the kids hurt themselves

 

[Lollypops]

How embarrassing, and they both look awful

 

[Lucid30]

Rumour has it price has trails for the GB shot putt team.

 

[BigBlue2018]

How utterly worrying.

So now it was a 'holiday?' Words out of her own mouth. Ignorant, thick cow. Can't even remember her own lies.

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Well we know his sister is pregnant and she was pictured in a car with them. Katie has met his father and mother although we have no proof as they have not been pictured with her. The mum is divorced from the day - I think there was a pic of Crawl and his mum though sometime ago - she's 100 x more attractive than Skanky.

No pictures with the mum Liar, other than the shreeking when she was "Going to meet mummy Woods, who hoo!" Never to be mentioned again!

Have seen pictures of her having a meal at his dads house sat at the dining table with his sister. Swearing and then shapes her napkin into a penis. His dad looked horrified.

Right!I maybe going to the chippy!to get fish,chips and a Wally..

Lashing of vinegar!

 

[oopsidaisy]

Off to the one and only Van Hage garden centre, heres wishing I come out reverse my car and oops blind spot on a certain zleb that goes there

 

[BigBlue2018]

Get the Loose Women one out for us! “HANO, THAT IVE GOT YOU”

Hilarious Jake.

She can't dance or sing, Ruth L, Janet S-P and Coleen N pissing themselves laughing.

The highlight of this performance for me however are the backing dancers. I loved them. Where in the hell did she dig those 2 muppets up from??? Probably valet parking at Sheesh.

One's about 4ft, muscley, skinhead, covered in fake tan and looks like a mugger the other about 6ft 5 pasty as hell, Flock of Seagulls haircut and looks like he's been drained of blood.

Neither could dance, she must have got this dynamic duo for about a tenner.

Never heard of Craig Colton (?) who wrote this classic since. Probably hiding under a rock with Rich Live (career dead) somewhere. My dog could do better songwriting, thinking about it sing better as well!

Another Pwicey classic of making herself a laughting stock and look a tit!

 

[Pink Squirrel]

Here's the empty box from her 'lavish celebrations' 🥱.
If it wasn't sooooooo utterly pathetic, it would be sad

 

[Hampshire Hog]

On a completely unrelated note..... I see Alex is out of prison on his Instagram showed him having a facial 1 day ago. Not sure if it’s right but 8week sentence you serve 1/2 so he could be out .

 

[BigBlue2018]

Katie Price’s son Harvey is ecstatic as he sees his frog-themed birthday cake

KATIE Price left son Harvey delighted as she treated him to a frog-themed birthday cake. Taking to Instagram, the 43-year-old reality star shared the sweet moment she presented her son with the car…

www.thesun.co.uk

Iqj
The latest.

I'm fuming. She's an absolute lying piece of shit. Dirty, rancid bitch.

She's removed the video on her Instasham on her birthday of Harvey excited about his Frog Birthday Cake from Jayda at JYY.

It would appear, from a new article in the Scum, she's alluding to 'treating' him to it!

Bitch is so thick and stupid though, The Scum have posted the video where she asks Harvey to thank Jayda.

She is such a lowlife piece of shite.

By the way, on another note, does anyone know what Crawl got here for her birthday. Very quiet and no grand guestures or was it just the £7 Ryanair flights?

 

[265]

Katie Price reveals 'traumatic' moment she started going bald after pregnancy

KATIE Price opened up about how ‘traumatic’ it was to lose her hair after pregnancy. The mother-of-five revealed she “started balding” after having her brood of kids and als…

www.thesun.co.uk

More shite!

Utter and complete shite,

This was bad enough,

Katie Price goes for a stroll with her fiancé Carl Woods in Leeds

The former glamour model, 43, and her former Love Islander beau, 32, were accompanied by Katie's Alsatian guard dog Blade on the outing.

www.dailymail.co.uk

State of it.... Bucket time.

 

[CAKEANDCUSTARD]

I'm not kidding sadly, she was more or less boastful about it. The cunt.

I also think the idea was just to wind people up.

I’m going to be dropping a line to Thorpe Park asking I hope they provided the required evidence that the rest of us have to.

I wonder why they went to Portugal for just a couple of nights, doesn’t seem worth it.

I don’t think she has started IVF, just following the tag line and used the pairs initial consultations for SPL cause it makes such amazing content Cawl.
She is prob hoping someone will think it will make for a great programme and pay for it. Give me strength

 

[265]

She got a disabled pass in the Thorpe Park video she posted.

Oh you have to be fucking kidding!! not surprised @Lucid30 is mega pissed!

 

[Hazey3]

Price getting the disabled pass has really made me angry. In fact I’m raging.
I have Morton’s neuroma and bursitis in my left foot and need the nerve taken out between my second and third toe. Atm I cannot afford to take the time off work to have the op and I do not get paid for sick days. I struggle everyday with the pain and waking is very hard. I still work. I do not get any help. I get by everyday. It makes me sick how, it goes on about the chronic pain and yet it seems fine in every video and the things she can still do.
I cannot even take my dog for a walk.
Rant over

Get in touch with citizens advice bureau and apply for PIP. There is support out there

 

[Hampshire Hog]

Good afternoon my Krusty friends saw this comment in the mail made me smile .

So Gucci now supply goods in tatty cardboard, damaged boxes with a carrier bag taped to the top. Then there's Price sitting with some united fake designer bags, pretending that she had gifts from those shops. Next, who on earth would advertise companies on their birthday photos, especially third rate companies which have appalling reputations. I'd never realised that Princess (who's nothing of the sort) was actually Anthony Worrall-Thompson in drag. And lastly, congratulations to Price and the cross-eyed Jaffa Coal......its not easy being the biggest pair of C(u) Ntz in the DM given the competition from the LA based social climbing American para site and its invertebrate gin ger pet!

 

[BigBlue2018]

I want to be cremated and my ashes put in a firework so I can go out with a bang

I want to be pushed out into the sea in an old fishing boat by my chums in Barbados.

Doused in Mount Gay Rum (after being embalmed in it, I'm probably half way there already) and set on fire like a Viking going to Valhalla. Make up courtesy of Ronald McDonald (failing that Pointy Chin).

Banks Beers would be on me, all Krusty Krew of course invited and me set on fire and pushed out to sea!

Officiated by good chum Suki King (would you believe has been Checkers World Champion). I'm the only 'none professional' to beat him. Suki "I can't read you, you're a player".

Pics of Bajans are my chums. Others nicked from the web!

 

[Hampshire Hog]

Well Skanky is homeless ,probably looking for a womb to rent Boom Boom

Oh peeko you make me laugh

I have been looking through her exes social media, they all seem happy they look healthy and seem to have moved on with new partners of long standing apart from kris, but I watched Alex with his mum he seemed happy and contented I wish him and Nikki a wonderful future with their new baby along with Kieran and Michelle. As already been said skanky must be well and truly hacked off with all these new babies about to arrive.

 

[DC16]

Katie Price horrifies Kieran as she reveals she ‘isn’t bothered’ about seeing her kids on her birthday

KATIE Price horrified estranged husband Kieran Hayler when she confessed she “isn’t bothered” about seeing her kids on her birthday. The star – who turned 41 on May 22 ̵…

www.thesun.co.uk

Silly us, this will be the reason she didn't have all the kids on her birthday!

 

[DC16]

Spoke too soon she’s obviously had a read on here, hi Katie as she said she didn’t even need to put it on a plate, as it was delicious in that!

In case you were wondering, it’s a chicken roast dinner.

 

[Hampshire Hog]

Oh for god sake.. Its a piece of plywood

Why does he have to put his name on everything - WANKER! (())

In case he forgets who he is

 

[Gullri]

Cole’s off on one about luggage, simples, don’t go on holiday if you are that bothered

chapped lips slit eyes. Cole is proof there is a match for everyone
Cheers