Katie Price #37 Bun in the oven, no it's on ya head coz all of creepy crawls semen are dead

[fluffyglitterbug]

Good morning all!

Are we ready for the 10,000 balloons, cakes, roses, cards that Cole will bestow upon our goddess?!

 

[liar liar]

I’m with you on that one liar. Why should the poor homeless have to put up with her. I think once he has used her he will get rid of her I would be amazed if they actually made it down the aisle. But stranger things have happened

Well the OK engagement spread didn't seem to help very much. There really isn't anything new she can do except be bi-sexual or die.

 

[peeko]

#cheekycunt

ooh, and I thought you were a lady ,you know we have no bad language on here ,

Oh no, bless you Pom. I hope you feel better soon lovely sorry you feel poorly, you take care, we love ya, bugger the pictures for now

Pom you look after yourself girl , We do love ya

 

[geordiegirl]

Another load of gifted stuff, soon to be found on Depop.

I’ve reported to ASA as she has declared them as gifted

 

[geordiegirl]

She looks terrible. Shocking that she is only 43.

I’m the same age as her and a customer was making a complaint about someone else I work with but I was ‘the nice lady who was about 30’. I’m going to frame it!

new picture in the sun Katie buys Harvey new bed for mucky mansion only trouble is it is the same picture printed on the 17th of Jan when she claimed she bought him a bed (why do they keep printing things as if they have only just happened when all you have to do is check their own website to see the same pictures printed months before)

It’s ridonculous isn’t it?!?! Same with Goodger; they just need to check on IG or the paper and she’s got e same hair and makeup just diff outfits (oh and the same Facetuned face!)

Steve Allen on LBC this morning mentioned her being able to walk when she said she never would be able to again. Called her a lying old baggage with bad skin

Hahah get in!

 

[Monsieur Crumble]

Did your fiancée get you a freebie then Cole? (Note the correct spelling of fiancée)

Oh my he is a fugly grunt! looks like a manky buzzard

 

[265]

His head contains wood.

 

[JakeM]

The press must get a hold of this

Imagine if they did? The irony of this woman selling hair care products!

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

From today's Popbitch email:

A rather familiar baby pink Range Rover is up on Autotrader
[A little... Pricey?]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202103220433798

It doesn't mention the vomit-stained seats or the 10 pairs of her grubby drawers stuffed in the glove box, nor the fact it was all smashed up when that bush did a kamikaze dive in front of it so it had extensive repairs done.

Oh and talk about misleading advertising - skanky ain't no "Celebrity" either.

Katie Price's iconic pink Range Rover on sale for £18k after she was sick in it during drink drive arrest

KATIE Price’s famous pink Range Rover is on sale for £18,995 after she was sick in it during her drink-drive arrest. The 42-year-old star had the attention-grabbing vehicle repossessed in 201…

www.thesun.co.uk

And they’re on a roll.... by a Sun reporter... Issy?

Go get her Issy! I am Issy's fan club manager now

Katie Price makes funny blunder saying beef and bacon 'come from same animal'

KATIE Price has left her fans in hysterics after making a food blunder, claiming that beef and bacon “come from the same animal”. The former glamour model, 42, enjoyed a family day out …

www.thesun.co.uk

Keep them coming....

It really is a moron n'est pas??

 

[TheDog]

Another exciting evening for Jett too wonder what Kieran will make of it. It won’t look like that this morning and she will do F all about making it look like that again. I think she keeps getting their hairs cut, as she knows it annoys K, especially when she cut off his curls

Did you notice how many times that poor child told his mother that she’s embarrassing him?
Yet she still filmed him and posted it on social media.
HORRIBLE VILE COW, doesn’t even listen to her own children. Jett will go the same the way as Junior.

 

[JakeM]

She genuinely looks awful. Nothing about her clothes, make up or hair is flattering at all. Even now I‘m still actually shocked at just how bad she looks!

She looks terrible. Shocking that she is only 43.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

I knew I'd seen those eyebrows somewhere before

 

[fluffyglitterbug]

Katie Price's iconic pink Range Rover on sale for £18k after she was sick in it during drink drive arrest

KATIE Price’s famous pink Range Rover is on sale for £18,995 after she was sick in it during her drink-drive arrest. The 42-year-old star had the attention-grabbing vehicle repossessed in 201…

www.thesun.co.uk

And they’re on a roll.... by a Sun reporter... Issy?

‘After she was sick in it during drink driving arrest’

 

[Pom Bear]

Oh Pom you're there, I thought you were asleep .... but oh how painful . Hope you're feeling better tomorrow . We all love you

xx.
Thank you very much xx
I'm waiting bfor tablets to lower thyroid dispite it's been low since November and three blood tests later..the last blood test in April came back even lower ..now I'm due another blood test they say it will be tablets for life if still low...that's ok...I just want to get on the tablets and feel better.
I think sciatica is due to throyid too.
Slipped disc I've had years but flares up with stress.
Will be trying accupunture in the meantime.
Love you all too xx

 

[wimble womble]

presented him with a cake over the phone(why she always going on that she Harvey is home every weekend so why was he not there yesterday on her birthday i only so Jett and Bunny pictures

Why present a birthday cake 7 days early anyway..planning to be away on your jollys next weekend are we?

 

[MrFMercury]

And me too... 19 years together- it's what I miss the most. Oh, and carrying an umbrella- the little things eh? I'm happy though and don't owe a penny to anybody so all good.

Yes! 21 here and I never appreciated it at the time because I had no idea it would suddenly be taken away.
I mostly love the rain but sometimes it’s just a bit miserable that you can’t even shelter from it a bit. Or people trying to shove flyers at me when I have no hands free. We should almost be grateful though, if Krusty was actually disabled we’d never hear the end of it x a million.

 

[BigBlue2018]

the wonders of using google image has somehow changed the 300 a night for that villa to a lot lower..and yes it is just a generic holiday rental villa..so how this is headlines is beyond me lmfao

Even if they did stay there, which according to press reports looks untrue, £300 for a 5 bedroom villa a night.

If all were single rooms that's £60 a night each, but assuming the rooms sleep 2 in each room £30 a night per person. Doubt they stayed there nor paid but if you did you've really pushed the boat out there Clearblue for Dollys Birthday with your £7 Ryanair flights. But he may have upgraded to Premier flight seats depicted below.

My son says he'd rather gouge his eyes out with a rusty spoon than fly Ryanair.

"You have to pay for a piss and it's marginally worse than Flylo on Come Fly With Me".

Clearblue you big Knobstick Wanker!

 

[Harrigan]

Katie looked fresh and pretty in a bright pink outfit whilst her handsome fiancé followed her in casual but stylish abode of grey jogging bottoms and a black top. Carl is a salesman by trade but recently has taken to supporting Katie as she goes through the traumas of hair loss, a terminally ill mother, a life changing accident and shortage of fake tan.

Sorry should have made it clear I was trying to write in style of Daily Mail journalist, these were my words not taken from printed article, see the last phrase! Sorry.

 

[freda19]

Thanks everyone for your kind wishes, I'm fine just bugs me she just spends while owing money everywhere while some of us struggle to cope. But hey, we are all far better and decent people, I'd rather be in my shoes than hers any day of the week, the cunt

Your mum would be proud of you bubba.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Oh dear my piss is really over boiling..god when will this shit stop..owes Alex £25 grand,the filthy vile dirty cunt.Poor badtards the thieving cunt owes to is unbelievable. Cunt should do jail time,I would love it! See the look on her fucking crapshitcunty face.as she is sentdown…karma…