Katie Price #36 Smoke and mirrors in all you do, we unpick your lies, we're The Krusty Krew.

[265]

A warning to anyone that if they see Katie selling used phones down romford market..for the love of god don't buy one

Especially where they have been.

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

That's because Katie was filming and he knew she would bait him. He's no fool.

Exactly

 

[265]

New Thread!!

Katie Price #37 Bun in the oven, no it's on ya head coz all of creepy crawls semen are dead

Welcome to #37, 🎉🥳🥳🍸🍾🍾🍷🚽🚽 Well done Liar Liar for coming up with a great title for this thread. Previous thread - https://tattle.life/threads/katie-price-36-smoke-and-mirrors-in-all-you-do-we-unpick-your-lies-were-the-krusty-krew.19461/page-50 Katie, Carl and a couple of blokes are rubbing it...

tattle.life

 

[265]

Put rings in gin or vodka not champagne - these people are uber-stupid.

The voice of experience?

 

[Loulindy]

Yes it was this one. I just said that her fans must be thick.

 

[Harrigan]

Plastic knob xx.
I remember swimming cap smell when I used them at school in the 80s..smelt of rubber xx

No beach pic yet...but I gave him a personalised sticker as a treat for his case xx.

Back later

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Awww thank you peeko xx

The mind boggles or could you say ego?
In olden days the stars had their names embroidered or embellished on their luggage as a sign of how famous they were, but Carl? What the heck? Why? He’s spent too much time with Katie and now thinks he’s a star. It’s laughable.

 

[liar liar]

Na they’re plainly taking the piss

Hmm - I sorta don't agree - I've seen the way this thing has been so rude on the Scum threads in the past and actually think they are quite malicious.

Doing a darn good job of dancing on those smashed-disabled for life-will never wear heels again-life changing injuries feet there Katie

I think a low budget Mafia film is missing its Godmother...

 

[265]

Shit, I forgot to put the timer on my beef

Never mind, you will know when it's done!

 

[265]

You know I make sense...

That will be a first

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Thread #37 suggestion: A bun in the oven - no it's on ya head; that's coz all creepy Crawls swimmers are dead

It's a yes from me

 

[TheDog]

Have I been blocked? Or have Lucky 7disappeared? Wounded if it’s anything to do with the Skank last week.

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

I am so sad for him.


What a disgusting lying filthy underhand cunt she is. I hope she catches something fatal and him.

Hope the pets are safely looked after and that lightening strikes his house, just after the Mexican and his mates have cleaned it out

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Re sweet potato Pricey pic she could be a shoe in for remake of this if she grew her lip hair

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His lip hair looks like her eyebrows

 

[Facehugger]

Ok, here's my roast beef dinner with cauliflower cheese and I also did honey roasted parsnips today. I'm a bugger for gravy so I do drown mineView attachment 576549

That looks lovely too, I just want a roast dinner now

@liar liar thanks for reposting that I can't do it on my little phone.

 

[liar liar]

Unfortunately Liar, so did my Nan. Said they'd do a concrete skim of her yard for £300, then after it was done it changed to 'no we said £300 a metre' then marched her to the bank to get £3k out of her. We didn't find out till years later. A traveller site was raided too, they found human slaves, thousands of pounds worth of stolen goods & even the iron gates to the cemetery.

@Cloud Chaser you are right about H's picture. Amongst other red flags, Skanky appeared to have been drawn with her hand in Crawls trousers.

As for this holiday debacle, who is surprised? It was obvious what they'd do, it's just another V salute to all the poor people she owes money to. And it's disgusting. Yes Cockknobber, it is boring, we're all sick and tired of your missus fleecing decent honest people left right and centre. If you were any sort of man, you'd tell her straight to sort it out, not enable the cunt further.

I came home to find 3 of them on my drive with picks about to take my drive-way up... I went inside phoned the police then came outside, and blocked my driveway so they couldn't get their lorry out - arrested ty!

 

[265]

Yes - vodka/gin have a high alcohol content which dissolves the grease/sun tan lotion. Champagne will just make it sticky.

TBH, Vodka or Gin makes more sense.

 

[peeko]

Might be tragedy

Holiday ?

Okies:

Q What do Skanky and Wanky have in common with the Bee Gees?
A Massive-chew-sets

Boom boom! I made that up.

fuckin brill gold star for you x

 

[liar liar]

The weather report for the whole of Europe is diabolical for the next week so with luck It will get struck by lightning and fizz her lard arse to charcoal

She's covered in fake tan so she doesn't care - that photographer won't get paid though.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

She loves hoodies, lets all chip in and buy her this for her birthday on Saturday

Only if I can change the drawstring for a noose

 

[liar liar]

It's simple, if Katie hosted eurovision she could have a gemma collins moment.

Nah - I'm sorry - she would be in the UK or in a commentator's box not on stage. UK will never win again and so won't present it again. Sorry, I've got my sensible head on for 5 mins!