Katie Price #36 Smoke and mirrors in all you do, we unpick your lies, we're The Krusty Krew.

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BigBlue2018

Rita, take a look at the video at the top of this article.

John Lydon absolutely dispised her. Some of the more complimentary things he called her were 'a talentless moron, lazy and a parasite!'
 

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Lucid30

Hey good morning.... I can’t contain my excitement to see what they are going to be doing today... I needed a lay down after the thrilling instalment of the uncooked bbq.
 
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Stapleyourtongue

Dollylovesshoes said:
@DC16 Thats an honourI really like JL he detested that fucking cunt.
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I hope he comes back with something because she used his name to earn some coin, tut tut he's not going to like that.

Thank god I love him because I wouldn't want to get into an argument with him. Had posters of Sex Pistols on my walls
 
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Hampshire Hog

Lucid30 said:
Hey good morning.... I can’t contain my excitement to see what they are going to be doing today... I needed a lay down after the thrilling instalment of the uncooked bbq.
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well we haven’t seen the skimpy bikini or the topless pics whilst trying to do seductive poses . But maybe that’s to come following their visit to a private cove
 
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Stapleyourtongue

BigBlue2018 said:
Rita, take a look at the video at the top of this article.

John Lydon absolutely dispised her. Some of the more complimentary things he called her were 'a talentless moron, lazy and a parasite!'
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And he's not wrong there either Blue.
Wouldn't it be great if he became a Krusty

BigBlue2018 said:
LMAO! Someone in The Daily Mail comments section has said she looks like a baked sweet potato smothered in cooking oil!
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You could fry an egg on that barnet
 
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Lucid30 said:
Hey good morning.... I can’t contain my excitement to see what they are going to be doing today... I needed a lay down after the thrilling instalment of the uncooked bbq.
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Same here, I even got up early but as I mentioned last night I will be in the Garden Today if the weather holds.
 
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Pink Squirrel

Here we are.....ready for another day in the life of borrrrrrrrring & desperate OLD Skanky Flaps 🥱.
I can't be bothered to pull apart all the bullshit articles anymore. Utter rubbish churned out by lazy journalist's. They're probably bored with having to do it.
These 2 dimwits they're on holiday with are not friends. They're the 2 latest pathetic hangers on, desperate to get noticed. The silly bitch can't do anything without an entourage. She still thinks she's something . She's a lazy entitled has-been

@peeko you should've written our entry for Eurovision. It would be a definite winner And please add me to the list of those who most definitely do not fancy Crawl. If I strip away everything & just look at him as someone I might see in a pub, it's a no. Nobody could ever fancy him as much as he fancies himself .

So it's the trollops birthday on Saturday. What utter bollox will we be subjected to? What ridiculously expensive over the top shite will Crawl stage to profess his devotion to the love of his life? 🥱
 
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BigBlue2018

Stapleyourtongue said:
I hope he comes back with something because she used his name to earn some coin, tut tut he's not going to like that.

Thank god I love him because I wouldn't want to get into an argument with him. Had posters of Sex Pistols on my walls
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Showing your age Staple!

I was a punk but struggled to fashion my curly hair into a mohican so converted to a New Romantic! Sadly never did get off with a man in a kilt who looked like Martin Kemp!

But funny true story from that bygone time. Sadly I didn't feature in the funny bit but have considered super-imposing myself into the scenario!

At my university we had Sigue Sigue Sputnik playing one night. My mate Steve was a massive fan and invited the band back to our flat on campus. Tony James (who was in Generation X and I believe married to Janet Street Porter) and the lead singer, think he was called Martin, the bloke with the fishnet tights on his head came back as they had driven. Rest of the band went back in a van with the roadies.

They stayed for a couple of hours taking magic mushrooms and smoking spliffs. Consequently booked into a hotel over the road.

Wally, head of university security, brought down the barriers refusing to let them out.

Lead singer Martin was furious.

Off my mate Steve went in the passenger seat of said Martins Renault Robin, Tony James in the back and drove straight through the barrier!

Never saw them again!!!
 

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Lucid30 said:
Hey good morning.... I can’t contain my excitement to see what they are going to be doing today... I needed a lay down after the thrilling instalment of the uncooked bbq.
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I read that as 'excrement' oh dear...

Stapleyourtongue said:
And he's not wrong there either Blue.
Wouldn't it be great if he became a Krusty


You could fry an egg on that barnet
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From the side pic of her greased head it looks like someone tried - there seems to be a clump missing...
 
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265

Well there is no activity on the IG so far and nothing new in the papers.
 
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Pom Bear

liar liar said:
You can't give 'em away for nothing dear @Pom Bear !
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I be a millionaire within a year selling them lol so I wouldn't need a lottery win friends,tattle friends and family get them as gifts xx.

I'd get so much publicly that Katie would decide it's better to throw Cole out with the rubbish because even she is embarrassed by him xx.

 
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liar liar

She seems to have had a 'hoof transplant' Bloody hell she's rough. I'm embarrassed by him too
 
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Pom Bear

liar liar said:
She seems to have had a 'hoof transplant' Bloody hell she's rough. I'm embarrassed by him too
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Loooool I only just noticed the shoes and leggings..no taste at all..always looks grubby..she can throw herself on the rubbish pile with Cole xx
 
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TheDog

Have I been blocked? Or have Lucky 7disappeared? Wounded if it’s anything to do with the Skank last week.
 
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