Katie Price #36 Smoke and mirrors in all you do, we unpick your lies, we're The Krusty Krew.

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Does pot and kettle spring to mind.... 🤔
I'd love to know what he thought of Her Skankiness LOL

I think they are the handles to pull the grill out...?
They'd taste better than skanky's cooking

Nothing wrong with her feet here!!

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Wheres all the hideous scarring from the "life-threatening injuries" then? All I see is that naff tattoo;
The Mirror was right when they said it was "Getting some sun on its trotters" 🐷🐖

All burnt
Why do they need a BBQ? -skanky could just breathe on it to achieve that incinerated look

How long before they get the shits and it ends up in The Sun??
More "Life-threatening" scenarios to fill the media.

Had to repost this!


Got a face like a haddock

Where's the coral nail jobby gone - she's trying to hide her nails.


Not another person in sight. Strange.
This "resort" was evacuated when that pair of knob-ends showed up, I mean who would want to share dere 'oliday wiv dem eh?
 
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Gott'a explain myself now , Forget Krusty ,Do any of my Krustie girls remotely fancy clearblue, or think there is anything likeable about him ? is there anyone who could fancy him even a little bit ?
Absolutely not. He’s vile. Childlike, massive inflated ego and those teeth look like they are from the joke shop on the market.
 
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Tiny portions and burnt ... no thank you 🤮
are you describing cole? He is tiny portions and burnt now :ROFLMAO:🥵

Surprised they aren’t stuffed after that amount of bbq food earlier 🤣 looks like she only invited them along for the holiday so he could do her hair 🙄 always got other people running around after her.
Its been at the filters though
 
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Best say hi btw! I’ve been stalking the site for a while under my real name! But realised that it’s better to have a pseudonym with the amount of hate I’m about to spout about this crooked bent witch.
The holiday to Portugal has pushed me over the edge with these cunts. I’ve worked my balls of to pay all my debts to avoid bankruptcy over the last 4 years, had my cocktail bar shut down because of COVID, and this trollop thinks she’s abided by lockdown rules and done the same as every uk citizen.
duck you Price. Seriously duck you. You bleeping Scum bag. And all your followers on insta to. Stupid bastards. 🤬🤬🤬🤬

but Hey girls!!!! (And boys)

the dog 🐾
Welcome to The Club! Everyone here despises skanky and everything it stands for so you'll feel right at home now :)

You say she is not playing ball , as you lot know this interests me, and it is serious stuff , The Official receiver is not one of the usual sycophantic people she is dealing with like her fans , TV , press, who believe all her tit , they have Forensic accountants the lot, Every Penny she earns should go to the Receiver, I do not think Bankrupts pay Tax , the Money they would have Paid in Tax goes to the Receiver to pay for the administration of her account ,
So Everything has to be in order , you just don't duck with these people . For example , at her last hearing The Receiver was concerned about two things , Stolen Jewellery , so the receiver thought that was dodgy , and excessive holidays . She stated her holidays were for work , So the Receiver will want to know every detail ,
who the work was for , if and how much she got paid , Because its his money . and she will have to supply the paperwork. I was going to say I do hope she doesn't think she is cleverer than these people , Bit I do hope these pair of chancers think they are , because there will only be one winner
I think we are all despairing of this POS EVER getting what it truly deserves.

I think they might be dining at this place tonight 🔍🔍🔍
Thats another place gone down the kharzi by association then :(

I think your right 265 they hopefully will be to busy .🚽🚽🚽🚽🧻🧻💩💩💩💩💩
See Hoggy! I was right about the 🚽🧻:poop: being the ideal emoijis for these two bastards :) LOL
 
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Nope very much not fancying clearblue. I’ve got bad vibes from him from the start, nasty, controlling with violence not too far away. He reminds me of a particularly nasty ex, not exactly in looks but his eyes, something about those eyes.

plus anyone who behaves the way he does to a vulnerable young adult is a bleep.
This exactly. I do think he is only in it for the money after all these new companies they have formed along with his father is going straight to their accounts.
We can already see how controlling he is with regards to her present clothing. It doesn’t bode well but after all the tit she has pulled over the years well he’s all yours skanky because no one else with more than one brain cell would have that ponce.
 
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One thing I noticed is Crawl is always commenting on how she constantly interrupts him and talks over him. Now in the “honeymoon period” I guess things like that will slide, but give it a few more months and that’s gonna cause a whole heap of arguments!
She won’t change, people don’t change!

You can see the cracks emerging already
 
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No. First and foremost he's only two years older than my son 🤢
I have a son slightly younger than the skank monster itself so no I would not be looking at cole at all but if it came sniffing round my beautiful daughter than there would be hell to pay! Put it this way, I got rid of some crappy footballer so the likes of cole ain't no problemo matey!

Loooooool here you are
😄🥰❤🤗😘 xx.

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One small nudge and we could have been rid of it forever..........................................................

Nope very much not fancying clearblue. I’ve got bad vibes from him from the start, nasty, controlling with violence not too far away. He reminds me of a particularly nasty ex, not exactly in looks but his eyes, something about those eyes.

plus anyone who behaves the way he does to a vulnerable young adult is a bleep.
Oh you are so right there. The way he treats H is signal enough that he is a wrong 'un but skanky is so desperate to hang onto him that she just laughs and finds it "funny". However it won't be long before he takes umbrage at her foul gob or when she starts on at him when pished then he will biff it one right in the plastic mush. Shame :)

He does not seem to be in love at all. But he could be good at hiding it😊
I'd really like to know how anybody could possibly love that thing anyway?

Great idea!😀 Here you are 😄😘 Sorry on been late 🥰❤🤗😘 xx.

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You know I'd really like to see Alex go round there and knock seven bells out of cole, to send those teef into earth orbit;

One thing I noticed is Crawl is always commenting on how she constantly interrupts him and talks over him. Now in the “honeymoon period” I guess things like that will slide, but give it a few more months and that’s gonna cause a whole heap of arguments!
She won’t change, people don’t change!

You can see the cracks emerging already
I shall truly ENJOY watching it all explode around her but the best of all will be seeing it broken and bankrupted.

It will no doubt expect Pete to take it in so's it can be with 'er kids, just like she did last time she was alone and moved 500 yards from Pete's front doorstep - to "be wiv' me kids............................................." Yeah those self same kids who were summarily dumped as soon as she trawled in another sap to be The One.
 
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One thing I noticed is Crawl is always commenting on how she constantly interrupts him and talks over him. Now in the “honeymoon period” I guess things like that will slide, but give it a few more months and that’s gonna cause a whole heap of arguments!
She won’t change, people don’t change!

You can see the cracks emerging already
He’s not going to be a push over like Alex, Kieran & Kris 🙌🏼
 
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Nope very much not fancying clearblue. I’ve got bad vibes from him from the start, nasty, controlling with violence not too far away. He reminds me of a particularly nasty ex, not exactly in looks but his eyes, something about those eyes.

plus anyone who behaves the way he does to a vulnerable young adult is a bleep.
Totally agree with this, spot on. He also reminds me of a nasty ex and just generally gives me the creeps
 
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One of the best comments online at The Mirror today "His Teeth are Bigger Than His Eyes". In the

John Lydon is not a nasty piece of work. He just saw her for what she is and didn't like her. As Dolly would say a bleep.

He is looking after his wife Nora who has dementia. Not like that woman Pwicey would do that for anyone. Quite happy to slag someone off thought old bleep.
Yes - he simply didn't have time for a simple-minded me me me bint like Katie.

Did she forget to pack the tracksuits 🤔🤣🤣
I've just got on here and find I need a lie down... where on earth did she find those clothes? Did she have a wardrobe labelled 1989 or something? Shocking.

This is For my staple. Bloody hard work 🤣 Bit rushed xxxxxxxx

in a villa in Portugal, cole's having a beer,
he said he's not drinking ,but no one can see us here
smoke rising from the barbecue , I took off my hair,
another con trick , I got the Money, Took six hours to be fair .
you see those mugs believe everything , Thick as tit you see,
any flack, when I come back Ill just take out Harvey ,
So we need another story .
i was thinking to myself,
we tried to make babies, but we need more ivf,
when we go back the court case , which will bring me some pain ,
Ill do what i always do
ill just lie again
there were voices down the corridor
I thought i heard them say

Welcome to a villa in the algarve ,
What a lovely day (such a lovely day)
such an ugly face
had to book two rooms in the algarve
an extra room
coz our paps must come

Her mind is definitely twisted, she hasn't got any friends
she only uses people to meet her own ends
she says she loves cole, and he is her honey,
she aint got a bank account, scared he'll duck off with the money

so I called up clearblue,
he said we'll go far
anything we need i'll just sell another car
but people tell me im a star everyday
i wont need her soon enough
you can hear the people say

Welcome to a hotel in the algave
what a lovely day(what a lovely day)
such an ugly face
had to book two rooms inn the algave
an extra room
coz the paps must come

they aint got no feelings
clean ring in champagne thats a farce
and she said duck the creditors they can kiss my arse
and in the masters chambers
she said cole do the dirty deed
he said you can duck off any time you like im only in it for the money

one thing to remember
is she is a witch,
bleeping lies aint even got custody of her kids
Now we are the Krusties new members we are glad to receive
they can check out any time they like
BUT THEY CAN NEVER LEAVE











she gets everything for free,
she will stay with clearblue
Very good - I love that record!
 
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Welcome to The Club! Everyone here despises skanky and everything it stands for so you'll feel right at home now :)


I think we are all despairing of this POS EVER getting what it truly deserves.


Thats another place gone down the kharzi by association then :(


See Hoggy! I was right about the 🚽🧻:poop: being the ideal emoijis for these two bastards :) LOL
Indeed Rita you did 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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