This is For my staple. Bloody hard work
Bit rushed xxxxxxxx
in a villa in Portugal, cole's having a beer,
he said he's not drinking ,but no one can see us here
smoke rising from the barbecue , I took off my hair,
another con trick , I got the Money, Took six hours to be fair .
you see those mugs believe everything , Thick as
tit you see,
any flack, when I come back Ill just take out Harvey ,
So we need another story .
i was thinking to myself,
we tried to make babies, but we need more ivf,
when we go back the court case , which will bring me some pain ,
Ill do what i always do
ill just lie again
there were voices down the corridor
I thought i heard them say
Welcome to a villa in the algarve ,
What a lovely day (such a lovely day)
such an ugly face
had to book two rooms in the algarve
an extra room
coz our paps must come
Her mind is definitely twisted, she hasn't got any friends
she only uses people to meet her own ends
she says she loves cole, and he is her honey,
she aint got a bank account, scared he'll
duck off with the money
so I called up clearblue,
he said we'll go far
anything we need i'll just sell another car
but people tell me im a star everyday
i wont need her soon enough
you can hear the people say
Welcome to a hotel in the algave
what a lovely day(what a lovely day)
such an ugly face
had to book two rooms inn the algave
an extra room
coz the paps must come
they aint got no feelings
clean ring in champagne thats a farce
and she said
duck the creditors they can kiss my arse
and in the masters chambers
she said cole do the dirty deed
he said you can
duck off any time you like im only in it for the money
one thing to remember
is she is a witch,
bleeping lies aint even got custody of her kids
Now we are the Krusties new members we are glad to receive
they can check out any time they like
BUT THEY CAN NEVER LEAVE
she gets everything for free,
she will stay with clearblue