Katie Price #356 Out with his bag, we call it a hag. Will he shag. No, probably gag

[Private2407]

Give it another couple of weeks amd Lego will be in his DMs

Judging by the articles I've read that his friend has done about him he's just a fame hungry bleep & doesn't care how he becomes so. He's a hobbit with a kryten barrnet & no dress sense or personality ....he'll be famous for 5 minutes

 

[coolcat2022]

Judging by the articles I've read that his friend has done about him he's just a fame hungry bleep & doesn't care how he becomes so. He's a hobbit with a kryten barrnet & no dress sense or personality ....he'll be famous for 5 minutes

He should be careful what he wishes for…

 

[maggie-moo]

I know this has been discussed 1000 times, but bare with me.
duck face takes the kids, makes allegations about Kieran, raises safe guarding issues and kids end up with her.
Kieran is cleared of allegations, he raises safeguarding issues about the kids, and she still keeps the kids even though it's well recorded that she's a liar, drug user, and has openly admitted it's unhinged, but no-one has removed the kids.
Our law system is pathetic

 

[shizzler]

Daddy Woods is telling people to DM him if they need help...WTAF, this is really concerning

Has all his cars been repoed??

 

[Private2407]

So Chloe Ferry has split up with her fella. I wonder if he's been caught acting as a tampon extractor for madam.

Interesting how one of the reasons quoted is that she's fed up with her living rent free in her mansion. As opposed to her mate skank, whose ex husbands are living rent free in her head.

Where's the announcement A.S??

 

[shizzler]

Desperate for work again Kipper even a heavy filter and plastered on inch thick bovril covered makeup can't hide the mess she has nade of her lips and nose ... nicely set off by the giant turkey teef

Filtered to infinity and beyond
Ps Kate you missed the scabby bits!

 

[BadJanet]

Desperate for work again Kipper even a heavy filter and plastered on inch thick bovril covered makeup can't hide the mess she has nade of her lips and nose ... nicely set off by the giant turkey teef

The filter is turning her into an Egg head, which is ironic

 

[hayleybaby]

Judging by the articles I've read that his friend has done about him he's just a fame hungry bleep & doesn't care how he becomes so. He's a hobbit with a kryten barrnet & no dress sense or personality ....he'll be famous for 5 minutes

Just caught some of JJ’s live. He called George’s a mug and said he wouldn’t give him airtime. Ignoring any comments about KP but did say he was busy tomorrow and kept laughing so expect a back grid day out

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

FFS even Kryten is posting cryptic bollox now, everyone involved in this sorry saga does it, but at least this isn’t impenetrable Festival of Bins stuff, he’s having a pop at people who tattle (small minds you say ) including the Red Tops I guess …..but Kryten she sold pictures of you together through Backgrid, people gonna tattle mate, get used to it, she’ll be doing a lot of this with the fake relationship, or have you not signed the contract yet I guess Valentines Day will tell us tomorrow, she’s got her lips done just to kiss you, with a nice case of the herpes thrown in for LOLS

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Didn't SB post this quote a while ago? They've all got small minds, can't think up their own thoughts and just post random quotes!
It's also a smidge hypocritical as he's chasing publicity and wants people discussing him and Septic Peg.

I don't know why I thought of Septic Peg. Probably the hair and the rotting body parts

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It looks really similar to Daniella Westbrook's 3rd nostril.

Oooooh yeah, I know what you mean ( runs off to that thread to get an update on the hole)

 

[coolcat2022]

Has all his cars been repoed??

Has he lost his trade plates and had to retrain???

Hmmmmmm

 

[mrspig99]

bleeping Gmail account. What an absolute joke she is. How embarrassing for her

She probably thinks it's 'more professional' than hotmail though!

 

[Ming55]

Where's the announcement A.S??

It’s in the Scum

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

I know this has been discussed 1000 times, but bare with me.
duck face takes the kids, makes allegations about Kieran, raises safe guarding issues and kids end up with her.
Kieran is cleared of allegations, he raises safeguarding issues about the kids, and she still keeps the kids even though it's well recorded that she's a liar, drug user, and has openly admitted it's unhinged, but no-one has removed the kids.
Our law system is pathetic

And duck Face is totally free to introduce 53 new L-eggo dads to the kids if she wants and have them live at the MM but their actual dad has to beg to see them. That is fucked up!

 

[AimlessShameless]

Where's the announcement A.S??

Chloe Ferry in heartbreaking new love split after weeks of rows over money

CHLOE Ferry has split from her boyfriend Johnny Wilbo once again. The 28-year-old called it quits after a string of rows about money and is now telling pals it’s over for good this time. The pair h…

www.thesun.co.uk

From the scum

 

[BadJanet]

Just caught some of JJ’s live. He called George’s a mug and said he wouldn’t give him airtime. Ignoring any comments about KP but did say he was busy tomorrow and kept laughing so expect a back grid day out

We need a yawn 🥱 emoji for Kryten and especially for the beige sartorially challenged Frumpy dumpling🥱🥱🥱
Along with the ever needed eyeroll

 

[Parry1988]

Chloe Ferry in heartbreaking new love split after weeks of rows over money

CHLOE Ferry has split from her boyfriend Johnny Wilbo once again. The 28-year-old called it quits after a string of rows about money and is now telling pals it’s over for good this time. The pair h…

www.thesun.co.uk

From the scum

Oh god, she'll have skank asking to go 'out on the toon' again soon then

 

[life’s a car crash]

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Work drying up, actual work skank, not just future thinking or monkey tennis

 

[tracey3871]

Just caught some of JJ’s live. He called George’s a mug and said he wouldn’t give him airtime. Ignoring any comments about KP but did say he was busy tomorrow and kept laughing so expect a back grid day out

More walking around or sitting next to her and not looking at her in case she turns him to stone then ...

 

[vortex]

You know business is going well when there’s a gmail account.

 

[bagpuss17278]

SB quoting Tristan Tate