Katie Price #356 Out with his bag, we call it a hag. Will he shag. No, probably gag

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Be fair, she employed a blind man to tile and grout that wall!
That's rustic man!
And Olde Worlde.
 
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Sainsbos. Urgh. Masters graduates aren’t what they used to be.
Oi my youngest is a masters graduate I’ll have you know. Absolutely amazingly intelligent young man, the frumpster dumpster is just a master twat
 
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Oi my youngest is a masters graduate I’ll have you know. Absolutely amazingly intelligent young man, the frumpster dumpster is just a master twat
Oh I meant no disrespect to your son or the vast majority of MAs, MSc.
 
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Thank you very much, that's lovely of you xxx Love from Pom xxx

 
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That noise you hear is the collective rustle of every red-blooded male in the UK’s bollocks shrinking so far back into their bodies at the thought of kissing that rancid old harpy
 
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Anyway , in other absolutely riveting news , Frumpty Dumpty bought some washing powder and ate a pancake.

Possibly raw.
So she 'treated herself' to some new laundry products did she? What did she wash them in before then? She's such a weirdo!
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How exactly does it brighten them? They look like they have huge fucking spiders on them and she can't keep them open!
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Aww Stan, it's my birthday today so some food porn from you is just what I need! Making my mouth water! Look at those chips!
 
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Happy birthday @mrspig99 .


On topic : I wonder what JJ will get KFP for valentine’s???
 
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Happy birthday MrsP,,,
 
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I dunno ya know, especially if she is drinking and taking cocaine, the mixing produces another drug called cocaethylene, and it heightens the affect of both drugs. Aggression is one of those traits that can be intensified. Coupled with her desperation for revenge, and if she was pissed off already, I can see her being an absolute savage bully. Hope it's not true though because I can't bear it.
 
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They're probably like that to take attention away from her butchered lips
 
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Katie Price #357 She’s got manta ray lips, she’s lost her nips, she’s fooling no-one with these half-term trips
 
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No matter how frustrated we get with her appearing to swerve justice, mother nature doesn't take the "ignore and hope it goes away coz I'm the Pricey" approach.

Tick tock tick tock before she is resorting to flesh coloured plasters around her nose a la Westcrack as that cocaine is clearly rotting her from the outside in. Fucking justice at last when her nose collapses and she's whistling through her various holes . Woo hoo I love it !!!
 
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