Katie Price #355 Excited for Alex Reid's tell all. We're all ready for Skanky's downfall

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On the live she seemed a bit bossy with that Jess too. I wonder if she’s having to be the chauffeur now that Sinky has gone. I don’t know why Jess is happy to hang around and be the dogsbody
Particularly as theres not a lot of chance she'll ever get paid for her work!!
Whats happenned to all the other flunkeys like Rita, the gardener etc??
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Listen skank - I had that done to induce my firstborn and it was dreadful.
You ain't the first and certainly won't be the last to endure this
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Lady Garden?
More like a briar patch surrounding a cess pit full of dead bodies.
and dud Motorolas
 
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I honestly think her briar patch is more like the sarlacc pit in Return of the Jedi. Cavernous with ugly tendrils that suck victims to their doom where they will then rot for a thousand years.
I think it would resemble something like this & oozing God knows what:


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And it's 100% going to put any BH, court cases, removal of kids etc, to a stop, when AFP is on her way to Satan's house. KFP will be pulling out all the stop's to make it about her. Crying, breaking down. TV appearance's about the 'struggle' AFP went through. How her own mental health is at an all time low since mummy departed this world etc etc....... I can see it now, the dramatics will be unbelievable. I wouldn't put it passed her, to be praying something like that happens, to give her the excuse to postpone or even get cancelled completely, some of her crime's. May even start using AFP's poor health as an excuse even now, this is why she's mentioning it. Drip feeding AFP's bad health now. She's such a crafty bitch, every situation is an 'opportunity' for her.
 
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Is she in court today? Thought I’d read somewhere that when she said last week on the pod she thought she was in court but wasn’t it is actually today instead?
 
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Is she in court today? Thought I’d read somewhere that when she said last week on the pod she thought she was in court but wasn’t it is actually today instead?
said on last nights live she was getting her lips and lashes done today
 
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Alex is a lovely fella, he's had to put up with a lot since meeting skank. He made a 1 mistake, and paid for it.
 
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Alex is a lovely fella, he's had to put up with a lot since meeting skank. He made a 1 mistake, and paid for it.
I believe AR got himself into financial difficulties as a result of taking court action against skank. This led to him making some poor decisions in order to get cash.
 
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Wet cucumber and blueberries, interesting combo and what's with the crystals by the chopping board?
I assumed it was Albert's packed lunch as she said she's going to see nan and grandad. Probably some healthy snacks for him. Bet Jett and bunny never see a vegetable. Expect their mum when she's coked up
 
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I assumed it was Albert's packed lunch as she said she's going to see nan and grandad. Probably some healthy snacks for him. Bet Jett and bunny never see a vegetable. Expect their mum when she's coked up
Now let's be fair. B&J irregularly see a vegetable - her infamous unpeeled grey mash potatoes when she occasionally is forced to make something
 
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I look at it from the point of view that he didn't deserve what she's put him through. What was she getting revenge for exactly, she picked him up and dropped him as it suited her.
 
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The way I look at it is if the skanky bitch had paid him what she owed him then maybe he would not have gone down that road, IVF ain’t cheap and maybe he saw it as a quick way to pay for more.
I obviously don’t know if this was what he was thinking and although yes fundamentally it’s very wrong but people do some stupid stuff in times of stress, at least he held his hands up and did the time and didn’t blame everyone else and start screaming mental health.
 
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I was thinking that too, because one of the papers said she'd failed a drugs-test despite bleaching her hair which is against the rules. The paper also said they can take hair from other areas f the body, without interference (or summat)
I’ll bet her body is shaved to an inch of its life. Her eyebrows and nails are fake. I even think she gets acrylic on her toes . And she can’t have too many real eyelashes left either
 
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I’ll bet her body is shaved to an inch of its life. Her eyebrows and nails are fake. I even think she gets acrylic on her toes . And she can’t have too many real eyelashes left either
Blimey - when you put it like that - where the hell do they start?
 
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Maybe legoman has called the showmance off ... Good grief there is NOTHING attractive about him at all ... they are perfect for each other
 

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