Katie Price #355 Excited for Alex Reid's tell all. We're all ready for Skanky's downfall

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When I was 31 as a bloke and out with my mates it was always ,in the parlance of the day, “looking for a fit bird” and NEVER older than ourselves, “grab a granny” came later usually when drunk and completely denied when found out. I admit now I did not like my younger self and it took me until I met my wife, soulmate,best friend that I grew up and developed a sense of responsibility.I would have never paraded an older woman on my arm openly like Kryten is doing for celeb status. He must have extremely low morals and esteem and absolutely no friends to behave like that. Apologies for my youth.
In defence of older women (I’m 50). We are not all rancid old boilers who dress like street walkers. 😉

dont write us all off!
 
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Listened to an interesting podcast today (you know not that garbage Edna and her pump out) about mainstream TV really struggling to survive these days, especially against streaming services and online content. Accordingly everyone is desperate for new hits. BBC found it with Traitors, the new Gladiators is doing well, ITV have stuff like the Post Office which did big numbers for them, then it came to C4, they are struggling, they are in a financial mess. They have legacy shows like Bakeoff, Countdown, 8 out of 10 Cats, and Taskmaster that do well, but it’s not enough. They are not investing in failed projects like MM, or anything with a hated woman like her, it brings them nothing in ratings, and thus money through advertising, Dunno who Captive Minds think they are selling their dire projects with her to, as they are deffo filming with her, but it ain’t C4, they have no money to burn on her rubbish. So she can shut up with the I’m working with C4 💩, it ain’t happening Skank.
C4 are having success with 24 hrs in Police Custody she'd be great in that 🤷‍♀️
 
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In defence of older women (I’m 50). We are not all rancid old boilers who dress like street walkers. 😉

dont write us all off!
Indeed not! I'm near to AFP and still look better than the skank does - not that I'm being immodest but she is just RANK!
Years ago I knew a bloke who specialised in Grab a Granny nights, that is until he pulled a really gorgeous order lady, got her back to his and discovered She was a He! He never did it again after that
 
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But there again, maybe he is "Using MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" as much as skank is using him? He's the one who will look like a complete Wilf at the end of it though just like all the other victims do because I bet Polo Egg gets seriously ripped by all his chums at the Polo Club over his lucky escape from being recruited as The One #3698.
The mantle has now dropped over this poor little sad sack instead :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
Remember Sad Sack from Raggy Dolls?? View attachment 2747390 LOLZ
Sad sack reminds me of Ednal. Beige and dumpy
 
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Listened to an interesting podcast today (you know not that garbage Edna and her pump out) about mainstream TV really struggling to survive these days, especially against streaming services and online content. Accordingly everyone is desperate for new hits. BBC found it with Traitors, the new Gladiators is doing well, ITV have stuff like the Post Office which did big numbers for them, then it came to C4, they are struggling, they are in a financial mess. They have legacy shows like Bakeoff, Countdown, 8 out of 10 Cats, and Taskmaster that do well, but it’s not enough. They are not investing in failed projects like MM, or anything with a hated woman like her, it brings them nothing in ratings, and thus money through advertising, Dunno who Captive Minds think they are selling their dire projects with her to, as they are deffo filming with her, but it ain’t C4, they have no money to burn on her rubbish. So she can shut up with the I’m working with C4 💩, it ain’t happening Skank.
But they are investing in this quality product, a quick visit to Dr Butcher in Belgium/Turkey/Thailand for some reconstruction of her nether regions (sorry if you're still breakfasting dear Tattlers 🤮 ) and she's in there!

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Listened to an interesting podcast today (you know not that garbage Edna and her pump out) about mainstream TV really struggling to survive these days, especially against streaming services and online content. Accordingly everyone is desperate for new hits. BBC found it with Traitors, the new Gladiators is doing well, ITV have stuff like the Post Office which did big numbers for them, then it came to C4, they are struggling, they are in a financial mess. They have legacy shows like Bakeoff, Countdown, 8 out of 10 Cats, and Taskmaster that do well, but it’s not enough. They are not investing in failed projects like MM, or anything with a hated woman like her, it brings them nothing in ratings, and thus money through advertising, Dunno who Captive Minds think they are selling their dire projects with her to, as they are deffo filming with her, but it ain’t C4, they have no money to burn on her rubbish. So she can shut up with the I’m working with C4 💩, it ain’t happening Skank.
Oh was this the one with Richard Osman ? It’s super interesting
 
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Sadly another half term has passed and despite her now abandonment of the kids for much of the time, as she galavants around doing much more important things such as constantly pamper herself and chase young men, they remain with her 😔 Still no supervision of their online access in place, left with god knows who, as it sounds like AFP is too unwell to do much with two energetic kids around, J’s education destroyed, B becoming evermore sassy and wanting to be like her mother, on an on it goes. I no longer expect this to be resolved unless a serious incident happens where they come to some sort of harm or she is filmed rolling around singing ‘I love ❄” as happened when she lost them previously. This is no criticism of anyone believing things are happening, that may will be, but she finds a way to win every time. I think many actions have been tried, KH has done all he can by the book, but I’ve said the kids don’t have the time anymore to wait to be released from her evil clutches. She has abused the system and is winning, the process has been too slow and useless to help them, I can see them still with her at Easter, and beyond, i think we are fools to believe otherwise 😔

So on we go, what has she got planned for half time, fun days out with new Daddy Kryten 😔 I’m just sad for them, and sad the system that should be there to protect them has failed them so badly, I’ve worked around this system, I no longer do, it was never this bad for me, I saw action in cases I dealt with, seems that no longer happens, this case with a corrupt SW involved on top, staggers me, leaves me cold, what a failure this country has become.

She has to come clean with the relationship as well now, she’s put it in the papers with Backgrid, wonder how she’ll explain the lies and making B lie about it on her next TT Live and next week‘s podcast, oh it’ll just be more lying 🤦🏽‍♀️

I’m sure the coming week will grind our gears, she will either be doing really annoying stuff with the kids or just neglecting them, we gonna need the biggest of piss-pots @Dollylovesshoes
 
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I think it's the case that children younger than J&B have their opinions taken into consideration by SS (have seen this in action in my professional field this last month). The fact that they still appear to be living with Katie indicates to me that their minds have been poisoned (?) against Kieran.
 
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Sadly another half term has passed and despite her now abandonment of the kids for much of the time, as she galavants around doing much more important things such as constantly pamper herself and chase young men, they remain with her 😔 Still no supervision of their online access in place, left with god knows who, as it sounds like AFP is too unwell to do much with two energetic kids around, J’s education destroyed, B becoming evermore sassy and wanting to be like her mother, on an on it goes. I no longer expect this to be resolved unless a serious incident happens where they come to some sort of harm or she is filmed rolling around singing ‘I love ❄” as happened when she lost them previously. This is no criticism of anyone believing things are happening, that may will be, but she finds a way to win every time. I think many actions have been tried, KH has done all he can by the book, but I’ve said the kids don’t have the time anymore to wait to be released from her evil clutches. She has abused the system and is winning, the process has been too slow and useless to help them, I can see them still with her at Easter, and beyond, i think we are fools to believe otherwise 😔

So on we go, what has she got planned for half time, fun days out with new Daddy Kryten 😔 I’m just sad for them, and sad the system that should be there to protect them has failed them so badly, I’ve worked around this system, I no longer do, it was never this bad for me, I saw action in cases I dealt with, seems that no longer happens, this case with a corrupt SW involved on top, staggers me, leaves me cold, what a failure this country has become.

She has to come clean with the relationship as well now, she’s put it in the papers with Backgrid, wonder how she’ll explain the lies and making B lie about it on her next TT Live and next week‘s podcast, oh it’ll just be more lying 🤦🏽‍♀️

I’m sure the coming week will grind our gears, she will either be doing really annoying stuff with the kids or just neglecting them, we gonna need the biggest of piss-pots @Dollylovesshoes
Oh yes Kylie,I have biggest piss pots,I continually use one of em,I’m just hoping the Pisspot will be empty soon,I can but hope🙁🤞
 
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Waiting with anticipation for the MAFS boxing story and pictures to be printed in the red tops, no doubt if kryten went the skank was sure to follow. Plenty of pictures of skank smashed out of its head on drink and drug slobbering over kryten, giving mucky looks to every other female who dare steal her limelight, pointy toe leg cocked Pricey posing, dressed like a 20 year old even though she's the oldest female there by a good 20 years but still thinks shes still "got it" and everyone is jealous but just laughing at her. 🤣
 
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Oh was this the one with Richard Osman ? It’s super interesting
Yes it was, an excellent programme. You listen to something like that and think of the garbage podcast she puts out, devoid of anything interesting, just her rambling on about herself and her boring empty shallow life, a void of nothingness, gee the few people left enjoying her pods I never want to meet, other than DC of course 😁 who’s not enjoying it, but does so we can read her lies, cos that’s all her podcast is, lies about the past, present and future, boring lies at that.
 
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Yes it was, an excellent programme. You listen to something like that and think of the garbage podcast she puts out, devoid of anything interesting, just her rambling on about herself and her boring empty shallow life, a void of nothingness, gee the few people left enjoying her pods I never want to meet, other than DC of course 😁 who’s not enjoying it, but does so will can read her lies, cos that’s all her podcast is, lies about the past, present and future, boring lies at that.
I listened to it and I thought of KP and wondered if she’s talking shite or not and if any production company was naive / stupid enough to bankroll a programme with her on their own and hope that channel 4 broadcasts it. Seems an incredibly high risk strategy to make money.
 
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I think it's the case that children younger than J&B have their opinions taken into consideration by SS (have seen this in action in my professional field this last month). The fact that they still appear to be living with Katie indicates to me that their minds have been poisoned (?) against Kieran.
The court will want to know their opinion but it doesn't outweigh other evidence. Not at the age the kids are. It wouldn't cancel out safety issues either.......'if' a proper final hearing happens. I say if because so much corruption and injustice seems to have gone on.
 
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What’s that?
The “Fanta” filter?

Grow up you fake bake freak!

Any darker and they’ll be trying to send the mutant to Rwanda (to be raped AGAIN eh Kipper!
Apologies to any naturally dark skinned Krusties.

This was not a post intended to sound at all racist.
I just hate mutant and her fakeness.

Mr Chickenstewbles is as dark as a choccy bar as is mini stewbles.
I am the only “whitey” in the house.
I have skin like cheese (apparently)😂😂😂

We all come in different shades…. but mutant has her own colour chart!
 
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If C4 want a hit show then a proper documentary with adult investigative journalists digging into the real Skank and her murky world including her enablers would be a start. After all they'd only have to look at the Wiki and all us Krusties would be watching with popcorn so viewing figures excellent 😂🍿☕
Bring back the cook report ... Roger Cook RIP digging into her murky deeds and walloping her with an umberella ... would pay to view that
 
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I think it's the case that children younger than J&B have their opinions taken into consideration by SS (have seen this in action in my professional field this last month). The fact that they still appear to be living with Katie indicates to me that their minds have been poisoned (?) against Kieran.
But I am sure @DC16 said at one point that Bunny really wants to see her dad. I think she is afraid of KFP withdrawing 'love' and attention from her (what little she gets) and is telling her mum what she wants her to hear to gain that attention. I may well be wrong but my gut feeling is that they want to be with their dad.
 
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