Katie Price #355 Excited for Alex Reid's tell all. We're all ready for Skanky's downfall

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how does she manage to convince these so called celebs(wannabees) that it is a good idea )to be linked with her they must have ZERO brain cells IF THEY THINK IT IS A GOOD THING but i suppose they do say any press is better than no press
 
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When I was 31 as a bloke and out with my mates it was always ,in the parlance of the day, “looking for a fit bird” and NEVER older than ourselves, “grab a granny” came later usually when drunk and completely denied when found out. I admit now I did not like my younger self and it took me until I met my wife, soulmate,best friend that I grew up and developed a sense of responsibility.I would have never paraded an older woman on my arm openly like Kryten is doing for celeb status. He must have extremely low morals and esteem and absolutely no friends to behave like that. Apologies for my youth.
 
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lol the new man JJ has recently started following Kris Boyson 😂😂 why on earth ?? Seriously these zlebs are a weird bunch of people all overlapping into each others lives …
 
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how does she manage to convince these so called celebs(wannabees) that it is a good idea )to be linked with her they must have ZERO brain cells IF THEY THINK IT IS A GOOD THING but i suppose they do say any press is better than no press
Having watched the numnut on mafsuk I can confirm he seemed to be lacking in brains. Somebody on here mentioned about his mum being some exec highflyer, would love to know more about this? Hilarious if his little clothing range is his mums little project as quite frankly it looks a bit tit
 
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🎶When a picture paints a thousands words....🎶 Loving that lady's WTF face.....

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Preditor in every way possible
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The bleeping, law breaking, booze & coked up, child & animal abusing wretched bleep has NEVER stopped driving!
Please, all stop with the maybe this, maybe thats why, pathetic reasons for reasons, she is well aware of what she is doing and simply doesn't care.
Hey, it's Katie Price!
She's special!
Laws and rules don't apply!
Model of 30 years, all natural, no filters or enhancements, beats all the 20 something's hands down.
You, the general public don't appreciate her for all she's achieved.
Start a petition for her to be given a license for life and a gfm to clear her debts.

Meanwhile I will sit here seething at the absolute injustice that fails to treat her as she fully deserves.
I know it not enough but she has the face she deserves. If I woke up every morning and had to see that mug looking back at me ….
 

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Absolutely hilarious her having the defuckinlusional idea that she can set up a PR Co. and genuinely thinks that being with her is all the PR exposure they’ll need! ’pretend I’m your bird, you’ll be famous’ 😂 It’s 100 per cent grandiose delulu disorder!

Just thinking of the new careers launched without OVILE management.. but because of the skank
Sink boy will be the poster boy for NPD abuse and how he escaped, his journey, his therapy, his recovery.. all in his new book The Narc after Dark
you can escape too.. just ring the Narc Finder general..
D. Woods PHull OfBS and CrAp - he could be the celebs new guru. On TM and LW with his words of wisdom and latest book, cos everyone is Narc these days, NPD will be latest mental health issue that everyone has
Alex could be the face of revenge porn from a mans point of view
 
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So why no kitchen pics 🤷 could it be that the kitchen refit is almost finished ? Or balliffs Ron and reg have come back for the worktops 😂😂😂
 
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On the hairdressers stories, she is looking on her phone (as usual, probably trying to see how many guys she can message at once) she keeps doing this really weird thing with her hand/fingers. I notice she does that a lot.
 

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Wonder if skank gatecrashed and turned up to check up on the new idiot at the mafs guys boxing tournament last night.. seems most of his female costars attended ..she won't want him mixing with them anymore
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On the hairdressers stories, she is looking on her phone (as usual, probably trying to see how many guys she can message at once) she keeps doing this really weird thing with her hand/fingers. I notice she does that a lot.
Most likely her screen is dirty with the constant flickering of her fingers every time she touches it..
 
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If I remember when she first got photographed going on a date with Carl she actually looked quite nice? Does anyone still have that photo anywhere?!

As for that quote very typical of someone thinking she’s survived wrong doing by others when I’m fact everything she’s had to deal with was brought on by her own doing. I’ve said it so many times she could have turned this around, she could’ve done an honest interview, changed her ways and admitted her faults and spun the publics opinion, she could’ve paid for corrective surgery and admitted that previous surgery went wrong , she could’ve shown her Mothering side, could’ve done so many things but no, she just doesn’t care.
The photo is probably on the wiki at the time. I reckon whats she's achieved is getting the face she deserves quicker that she would have ordinarily, ie if she'd left the surgeries alone
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There’s nothing lucky about those bags!
Bags 'o Shite :)
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Isn’t it funny how she changes how she dresses when she switches fellas?
she has swapped the usual JYY trackies for the crinkly nylon shellsuits .
Like I said before, it looks like she's been through P's stuff still at the crappy Shack to find herself something to make her "Younger" for her date with Legohead yet merely succeeded in looking even more tragic than ever
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But, but but Kipper's crochet was bigger and more painful, and the midwife admitted she had never before seen anything so big.
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She was clumsy while trying to remove her last bit of body hair and the 'tache needed a bit of a trim anyway?
It said on one of it's lives the other day that it was going to have sum mor serjery on the upper lip scarring.

I wish they'd stitch it's flappy fish lips together whilst they're about it
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There is no way she is in a relationship with this JJ bloke. She's amusing herself with setting up stuff that the media (and us) will lap up.
She's making money somehow from this and I bet it's all a lie.
He's gotta be some sort of a twit by going along with it though. I mean, does he really want to be forever referred to as Yet Another Skank Victim??
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🤮 her lips look like my dogs bumhole! What a bleeping skanky state she is!
The exude the same alount of crap as well :)
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Kryten is going to be the ultimate mug boy and doormat, if he's as fame hungry and desperate for the zlist status as everyone thinks skank will use this showmance to walk all over him and say, do and sleep with whoever takes her fancy. Kryten will go along with it and be a good boy and skank will destroy him once the publicity and freebies end when interest drops and a better egg comes along. Would feel sorry for the poor twit but like sink boy they deserve everything that gets thrown at them. 😎
Maybe someone ought to send his Mummy the wiki link so she can see what her little soldier is doing over in Essicks with that rancid old boiler????
 
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Wonder if skank gatecrashed and turned up to check up on the new idiot at the mafs guys boxing tournament last night.. seems most of his female costars attended ..she won't want him mixing with them anymore
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Most likely her screen is dirty with the constant flickering of her fingers every time she touches it..
Was just about to say the same, I bet she was there last night. No doubt sold the pics to backgrid, needs every penny she can get.
 
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Having watched the numnut on mafsuk I can confirm he seemed to be lacking in brains. Somebody on here mentioned about his mum being some exec highflyer, would love to know more about this? Hilarious if his little clothing range is his mums little project as quite frankly it looks a bit tit
I would imagine mummy’s funding it , however it’s not making any profit so little soldier hasn’t got what it takes I suppose
 
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When I was 31 as a bloke and out with my mates it was always ,in the parlance of the day, “looking for a fit bird” and NEVER older than ourselves, “grab a granny” came later usually when drunk and completely denied when found out. I admit now I did not like my younger self and it took me until I met my wife, soulmate,best friend that I grew up and developed a sense of responsibility.I would have never paraded an older woman on my arm openly like Kryten is doing for celeb status. He must have extremely low morals and esteem and absolutely no friends to behave like that. Apologies for my youth.
But there again, maybe he is "Using MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" as much as skank is using him? He's the one who will look like a complete Wilf at the end of it though just like all the other victims do because I bet Polo Egg gets seriously ripped by all his chums at the Polo Club over his lucky escape from being recruited as The One #3698.
The mantle has now dropped over this poor little sad sack instead :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
Remember Sad Sack from Raggy Dolls??
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LOLZ
 
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