Before we start the nights festivities I Would like a Krustie to own up to something , cant remember who it was ?
But this is your fault !!!!
I'm a Normal chap, But I've got a thing ,I just can't stand Katie Price ,
she awful, psychotic ,a terrible Person ,on the whole Not very Nice ,
So I found a place of like minded people , Who say just what they think
I'm addicted , I love them , But I'm affected, ended up with a terrible kink
It's perverted its wrong , and I apologise , some people might say its sad,
But its the people on here I blame them all, they've sent me completely mad,
The people on here are all good people ,honest, gentle and kind.
But they've given an addiction , a very strong Drug , cant get it out of my mind
Never heard of the girl till I came on here, Till a krusty said, you gotta see
then I revelled in in the glory fell in love .and went down on one knee,
its marvelous , a wonder , a marvel to behold., the size of a small country
I cant sleep for thinking about it , when will I be free?
Now I've been to the docs, he's given me drugs , but he said I cant cure the pain
this thing is fascinating me so much much its driving me insane
cant sleep. cant work , cant do anything , my life is such a farce,
cant do anything , i wont be happy till i get my hands on Lozzas arse
i warn all of you tonight , our pink squirrel was asking why the bankruptcy hearing was put back , So tonight I will tell you what Peeko thinks if you have a mind to listen, but would welcome any contributions , People do talk
tit , I will give facts