Before we start the nights festivities I Would like a Krustie to own up to something , cant remember who it was ?
But this is your fault !!!!
I'm a Normal chap, But I've got a thing ,I just can't stand Katie Price ,
she awful, psychotic ,a terrible Person ,on the whole Not very Nice ,
So I found a place of like minded people , Who say just what they think
I'm addicted , I love them , But I'm affected, ended up with a terrible kink
It's perverted its wrong , and I apologise , some people might say its sad,
But its the people on here I blame them all, they've sent me completely mad,
The people on here are all good people ,honest, gentle and kind.
But they've given an addiction , a very strong Drug , cant get it out of my mind
Never heard of the girl till I came on here, Till a krusty said, you gotta see
then I revelled in in the glory fell in love .and went down on one knee,
its marvelous , a wonder , a marvel to behold., the size of a small country
I cant sleep for thinking about it , when will I be free?
Now I've been to the docs, he's given me drugs , but he said I cant cure the pain
this thing is fascinating me so much much its driving me insane
cant sleep. cant work , cant do anything , my life is such a farce,
cant do anything , i wont be happy till i get my hands on Lozzas arse
i warn all of you tonight , our pink squirrel was asking why the bankruptcy hearing was put back , So tonight I will tell you what Peeko thinks if you have a mind to listen, but would welcome any contributions , People do talk
tit , I will give facts
Brilliant…all you Krusties make me laugh out load,posts are so clever,mine are just piss boiling swearing.
seeing as it’s been up krustie’s valley of the damned.
just having a catch up. Why that plop kitchen have anything to do with her I do not know, I'd not eat anything they produce because I've seen what she's served it up like and it's put me off completely. I've had a very quick squizzle but can only find this pic, sorry @Mercedes 
