Katie Price #35 get ready Jordan, here comes the warden!

[liar liar]

No bleeping way will I watch anything with those two cunts,my piss will be spouting.

You should have your own OF a/c - some blokes like that sorta thing

 

[DC16]

Drugged-up and perma-tanned to the max I see... god she's horrible. What colour will the matching outfits be today - green/red/black/Guccio?


Ooh who she be?

She has now added a message...

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

You should have your own OF a/c - some blokes like that sorta thing

Yes I guess so.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

State of that bit sad when even filters don't make you look right

All I can see is TEEF!

She has now added a message...

Shows how insecure the thing is when it has to respond to messages on His Phone! I bet he's keeping all those messages for when he's unloaded the hideous old baggage LOL

I'm 100% sure she wouldn't get free IVF though I think she would definitely get sterilization for free...I'd even start a GoFundMe...just in case

Forcible euthanisation is a better option Send it to Geneva asap

 

[Miffy29]

She has now added a message...

Buggy mug??

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Buggy mug??

I suppose it means something to skanky and her little fwends

 

[Inspectorgadget]

She’s like a jealous paranoid teenager. So embarrassing!

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

So Katie just put this on her stories then quickly took it off again

The girl is right though but the trouble is that he's not even providing the service she employed him for - a sprog - so if this IVF fails he'll be offski, like a rat up a drainpipe.

 

[Pink Squirrel]

Just confirmed they are both on SPL Mr I don’t ant fame will be loving that!

Fookin hilarious ....what did I say earlier on about them both being on . It's soooooo boringly predicable. He must be seriously keen to avoid fame to get himself noticed if he's going along with the current jaffa lies & IVF fairytale. His desperation makes me embarrassed for him. FFS, where's your dignity Crawl? You've let her piss all over you. You've been pictured millions of times carrying her around. You've staged pics with a pregnancy test, which were beyond pathetic. You've ruined your teeth for tic tacs that can be seen from space. You are constantly pictured in chavvy fake babygro's which get worse as the days go by. You've had a nasty, badly done tattoo of supposedly her. You're selling fake lashes. Seriously, where the hell do you think all this will get you? You are going to get nowhere. You are unlikeable. You have no personality. You are a desperate lying chav. You are both beyond pathetic. You will NEVER reach the dizzy heights of power couple. The only place you 2 idiots will be famous is in your own heads

 

[Pixie1]

OMG They have read here and stolen my suggestion!
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that is so funny Nosey

A quick hello from me Pom xx.

I look forward to reading, making pics and suggestions when I'm back..I've missed been on but been quite busy .
I look forward to reading my alerts properly as well.

I didn't have any cream teas in the end lol but had lovely walks, drank barcadi and cokes, a few beers ( I left my Pom dog bowl behind as fancied a change from water lol) weather was sunny, some showers and a nice temp..I hate it too hot.

Had lovely fish and chips as well.
Me and my friend had hired an apartment so ate in instead of having to go out to a restaurant to sit outside.

It was quiet as not everything had opened up but I prefer that to when it gets too busy in a week or so.

Some pics..
I had to make pics smaller so abit pixely.

Hope everyone is doing well xx
Back soon xx

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Thanks for popping in with an update on your holiday Pom. . I'm glad you enjoyed yourself. I look forward to seeing more of your wonderful creations when you get back.

 

[BigBlue2018]

So Skanky & Crawl appear on GMB for 2 mins as a couple. This shoves don't want fame Crawl a bit further into the limelight. Appearance actually goes down like a lead balloon for multiple reasons. Calls do not come flooding in for them to appear on numerous shows, make their own reality show etc. So, the fake engagement didn't work. Let's make up another 'couple' story. IVF... that'll get us both on the telly. Steph's Sick Bag will have us BOTH on instead of Crawl hovering in the background whilst she is on the show. duck RIGHT OFF YOU PAIR OF DESPERATE TRANSPARENT CUNTS .

Pink, that GMB interview was telling about his (in professional body language experts views) controlling behaviour. Lots of signals of them both lying - touching ears, face, nose lack of eye contact, stroking chin and hair.

Most interestingly and telling was him pointing at her with his left index finger whilst she was sat next to him. He didn't even look at her, just Suzanna Reed.

In body language this is considered as follows: 'In general, pointing with the index finger is considered rude or disrespectful, especially pointing to a person. Pointing with the left hand is taboo in some cultures'.

Says it all about the self proclaimed 'TV Personality' and 'Channing Tatum Lookalike' who doesn't want fame!

Wanker!

 

[Harrigan]

Mornin all,

so disappointed I have a dirty tea towel waiting here ready to be posted as a prize to my recent Midsomer Murder post, no takers,

oh well, back to shovelling tit and looking for more juicy writing all from the lips, head, ghostwriter of Ms Katie Price

I salute you all especially your furry friends who have more dignity and truth in their toe nails than Ms Price will ever have

 

[Pink Squirrel]

She has now added a message...

Errrr, yeah....43 going on 13 . Absolutely pathetic, desperate, insecure, jealous, paranoid munter.

 

[BigBlue2018]

anyone got any baby pix of Hitler for her to use?

Here you go!

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

Pink, that GMB interview was telling about his (in professional body language experts views) controlling behaviour. Lots of signals of them both lying - touching ears, face, nose lack of eye contact, stroking chin and hair.

Most interestingly and telling was him pointing at her with his left index finger whilst she was sat next to him. He didn't even look at her, just Suzanna Reed.

In body language this is considered as follows: 'In general, pointing with the index finger is considered rude or disrespectful, especially pointing to a person. Pointing with the left hand is taboo in some cultures'.

Says it all about the self proclaimed 'TV Personality' and 'Channing Tatum Lookalike' who doesn't want fame!

Wanker!

Haha that guys face looking back at Babygwo Cole!

 

[liar liar]

Haha that guys face looking back at Babygwo Cole!

Shame there wasn't a convenient lampost - he'd have gone straight into it.

 

[Pink Squirrel]

So who is going to watch what will be a shambles of a tit show? Even I'm tempted just to see which of the illiterate chavs is the most desperate .

Oh well, at least she can now add upsetting those genuinely on IVF journeys to her ever growing list of lies.

Will Steph remind the viewers that Skanky won't be appearing on next Wednesday's show as she'll be appearing in court instead?
Funny how she hasn't yet filmed a 'documentary' about bankruptcy

 

[MrsEms]

So who is going to watch what will be a shambles of a tit show? Even I'm tempted just to see which of the illiterate chavs is the most desperate .

Oh well, at least she can now add upsetting those genuinely on IVF journeys to her ever growing list of lies.

My husband works from home, if he hears me watching that programme and the gruesome twosome talking crap in the background he's going to get worried. I'd be carted off and sectioned within the hour

 

[liar liar]

So who is going to watch what will be a shambles of a tit show? Even I'm tempted just to see which of the illiterate chavs is the most desperate .

Oh well, at least she can now add upsetting those genuinely on IVF journeys to her ever growing list of lies.

Will Steph remind the viewers that Skanky won't be appearing on next Wednesday's show as she'll be appearing in court instead?
Funny how she hasn't yet filmed a 'documentary' about bankruptcy

I shall probably be sticking my feet in a naked gas flame whilst gargling glass...

My husband works from home, if he hears me watching that programme and the gruesome twosome talking crap in the background he's going to get worried. I'd be carted off and sectioned within the hour

Stick a couple of those Sexy Jelly Men in his ears

 

[MrsEms]

I shall probably be sticking my feet in a naked gas flame whilst gargling glass...


Stick a couple of those Sexy Jelly Men in his ears

My youngest daughter is also home from school as she isn't well (no my curry didn't give her the shits) she has a sore throat! I try not to swear around the kids...but I'd be shouting bleep at the tv which isn't appropriate