Katie Price #326 A washed up, potty mouth, drunk & drugged up model

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With her over long talons and inflated bum cheeks, how is she ever going to manage to wipe her arse?
 
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Why on earth is she screaming like a banshee, so bloody over dramatic. The Ellie specimen looks furious at the fuss she’s making. If this was a freebie to encourage paying custOmers to her salon, I think it just failed miserably.
Serves her right! She of all people should know what skanky is like by now, she's been around her long enough! Not a good advert at all when you are trying to convince people it doesn't hurt!
 
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Does Skanky ever go a day without having something done to herself? Hair, lips, nails, eyebrows, lashes, tits, arse, nose, face, lipo. She has such an empty pointless existence.
I feel privileged if I have my hair done once every three months. Her schedule must be bloody exhausting and pointless
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So those hands are clearly pushing her ass cheeks up to make them look rounder! I wonder what happens when they let go?
Each one falls off the side of the bed. Or down to her knees
 
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They are different sizes, left bigger than the right. the thong tattoo moved too
All I can think of now looking at this is that Kenny Everett 'Do you think I'm sexy' sketch where his ass keeps getting bigger and bigger!

 
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It is complete bullshit, I'm on 15 tablets a day, my prescription is for 2 months at a time apart from the controlled drugs I take which they only send 1 months worth af a time
 
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I will never understand why women do this to themselves. Do they know the long term effects of putting all this shit into their bodies. And for what? To look bloody stupid and like clones of each other.
We all get old, just accept it.
Thank goodness my kids like being their natural selves, and don’t do this rubbish.
KFP looks worse with each procedure, not doing her any favours.
 
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Many years ago I was behind a woman the queue in a supermarket who had nails like skanky and she was trying to pick up a large frozen chicken with them. Was funny to watch, don’t know how anyone does anything with nails like that
 
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Why on earth is she screaming like a banshee, so bloody over dramatic. The Ellie specimen looks furious at the fuss she’s making. If this was a freebie to encourage paying custOmers to her salon, I think it just failed miserably.
And that was only getting the lidocaine in.
 
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i saw a series called Strip on Paramount in my FB feed so being the massive Vegas fan I am I gave it a go as I’m in COVID prison until tomorrow and it was surprising to see that the huge bubble butt is the look that is popular with the punters and they all go for and definitely no comedy tits or those ridiculous lips apart from one rather strange looking old bird. These girls know their limits and that their time in that game is limited and they seemed clued up and stashing the cash for the future. Me thinks Sinkbohy may have been a regular down at the old Crazy Horse strip club. I’m expecting the next begs from a jealous Skanky to be for cut price tit removal and pole dancing lessons ooh and orthopaedic stripper heels.
 
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ANOTHER LIE saying she as not done drugs for 6 years she admitted to have taken drugs when she crashed the car in September 2021
Also, Crawl has her on tape admitting that he covers up for her about drugs in regard to Amy.
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She's more like bin juice
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Be fair Stan - it is Hallow'een soon, she needs to look her worst for that
Apparently she's not 'doing halloween' with all those messy pumpkins etc. the lazy (u#t. Maybe Mrs Danvers won't approve of the mess! Perhaps Kippers' planning a ouija party and filming it as 'proof,' BY the way KP it's little wonder Jett won't enter his bedroom - it's enough for any kid to be terrified with all those decapitated animal heads stuck on a leafy jungle wall. Good enough for Harvey though, innit? Have fun getting H's bed into that room by the way, Coal.
 
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They're probably sick of talking to the wall
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With her over long talons and inflated bum cheeks, how is she ever going to manage to wipe her arse?
Get Cole to do it
 
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The 'ghosts' are probably the dogs searching for a clean bit of carpet to take a
Kipper will claim she had to give up the MM because of the, ahem, hauntings.
Which of course put of any potential buyers, cough cough.
 
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