Katie Price #326 A washed up, potty mouth, drunk & drugged up model

[Parry1988]

New thread title thanks to @WillowTree21 put forward by 3 tattlers and describes skanky perfectly

If some one can do a quick recap please

 

[Mcomics]

Sorry I can't recall who said about having no needle marks so can't be heroin. ( not a direct quote) but there are many other ways to take heroin, you can vape it, snort it, smoke it or put it up your bum.

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

Daft bint can't even spell Merthyr Tydfil correctly.

Seen the Edinburgh Plaster class is sold out, is it really or has she cancelled it???

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

This probably doesn't mean much but I wonder why the spurned surrogate is liking Kieran's family posts?

 

[SmillieKylie]

Update of the last thread….

Skank and H went to TackyTack Shop, then made a podcast with her new BFF Edam (Eden) after which they returned to the MM and made absolute tits of themselves on a TT live. Both Skank and Edam, with her sidekick sister Yaz (might be Jaz, who cares) spent an hour telling each other and us how much they all loved each other and were kindred spirits. We haven’t heard a mention of Edam since that hour, and have discovered Edam is also a narc, a terrible person, complains about being trolled a lot and accordingly is a bit racist.

That night’s TT was also notable for the first appearance of a new housekeeper called Rita, who is now named Mrs Danvers, due to her stern gruff appearance, and no nonsense attitude. Some suspect Mrs Danvers may burn down the MM one day just like she did in Rebecca. We all kinda love this new Mrs Danvers character, she looks like she’ll cause Skank trouble.….

Sink-Boy has gone missing since the return from Spain, but we know he will be back, as he always does when Madam calls and demands it.

@karma4klattie wrote what I thought was the best description of SinkBoy yet, nailed him …..

There was another chaotic live on Friday that I don’t remember much about other than Bunny cooking as usual and sadly burning her finger, which Skank unsurprisingly wasn’t that fussed about. I dropped out of the live at that point.

Skank is spending £1000s on renovating the house, still appears to be there, still saying MM3 starts filming in January, she talking we think, but we still have no idea what the f*ck is going on with the cesspit, but for now she’s still there, so why she has rented somewhere else is a puzzle

Skank had more extensions put in and took H for a haircut, she hasn’t gone abroad for half-term, hooray KH has deffo stopped that malarkey it seems.

Onward we go

 

[bagpuss17278]

New sheets just in time for bedtime. Thank you @Parry1988

 

[Pom Bear]

New thread and title xxx.

Sorry I weren't on yesterday wasn't feeling too well but better today xx.

@265 Got your request on the last thread to put Katie Price on the chart...just made Love from Pom xxx

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

Sorry I can't recall who said about having no needle marks so can't be heroin. ( not a direct quote) but there are many other ways to take heroin, you can vape it, snort it, smoke it or put it up your bum.

Yes you can snort it, I was watching OITNB and someone did it on there . The thing about injecting is it gives you a more powerful hit and quicker, so I can see a her going from snorting and smoking to injecting. We all know how she brags about loving being knocked out
by anaesthetic, which is a very quick effect so it wouldn't surprise me if she was doing heroin or snorting opiates. There are much more 'respectable' members of society that get addicted to opiates, so she's certainly not going to be someone who will control it and just have a little bit, despite all her reasoning that she's not an addict!

As super Hans from Peepshow would say,

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Saw this, thought of the waste-of-space Pricey...

 

[Pom Bear]

Glad you like your new avatar @karma4klattie I'm always very flattered
when I see my pics been used for profile pics xxx

I've made a Katie Price badge looool xxx

 

[265]

New thread and title xxx.

Sorry I weren't on yesterday wasn't feeling too well but better today xx.

@265 Got your request on the last thread to put Katie Price on the chart...just made Love from Pom xxx

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Thank you sweetheart, good job.

 

[Parry1988]

New sheets just in time for bedtime. Thank you @Parry1988

No worries, back for the night now but looks like all quiet on the skanky front still....
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Update of the last thread….

Skank and H went to TackyTack Shop, then made a podcast with her new BFF Edam (Eden) after which they returned to the MM and made absolute tits of themselves on a TT live. Both Skank and Edam, with her sidekick sister Yaz (might be Jaz, who cares) spent an hour telling each other and us how much they all loved each other and were kindred spirits. We haven’t heard a mention of Edam since that hour, and have discovered Edam is also a narc, a terrible person, complains about being trolled a lot and accordingly is a bit racist.

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That night’s TT was also notable for the first appearance of a new housekeeper called Rita, who is now named Mrs Danvers, due to her stern gruff appearance, and no nonsense attitude. Some suspect Mrs Danvers may burn down the MM one day just like she did in Rebecca. We all kinda love this new Mrs Danvers character, she looks like she’ll cause Skank trouble.….

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Sink-Boy has gone missing since the return from Spain, but we know he will be back, as he always does when Madam calls and demands it.

@karma4klattie wrote what I thought was the best description of SinkBoy yet, nailed him …..

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There was another chaotic live on Friday that I don’t remember much about other than Bunny cooking as usual and sadly burning her finger, which Skank unsurprisingly wasn’t that fussed about. I dropped out of the live at that point.

Skank is spending £1000s on renovating the house, still appears to be there, still saying MM3 starts filming in January, she talking we think, but we still have no idea what the f*ck is going on with the cesspit, but for now she’s still there, so why she has rented somewhere else is a puzzle

Skank had more extensions put in and took H for a haircut, she hasn’t gone abroad for half-term, hooray KH has deffo stopped that malarkey it seems.

Onward we go

Fab recap, I missed the Eden live! So good job someone else did it. Wonder where she is ,miss the tacky tok lives of her flogging her sweat shop tat pure chaos

 

[Pom Bear]

Thank you sweetheart, good job.

Thank you and your welcome xxx.

@flowerpotno7 Sorry I can't do video ones can only do still pics xxx as with the lip pics and vids I had to scroll really fast as they turn my stomach. Maybe they should be behind spoilers. 🫣🫢 xxx

Cole has been having work done too xxx..

 

[Parry1988]

ALSO is it me or has it all gone quiet on the princess and KP front? I pray that girl has seen sense or junior has talked some into her and she is distancing herself from KPs influence. I don't think she will or should stop seeing her mum, but she really needs to stop publicly doing it. Why is she wheeling Harvey out a lot again, deflecting something but what?
Cowls awol again, looks like a lovers tiff as she's hanging around with any old clinger onner....
And whaaat is going on at the MM
Seems like a lot is happening behind the scenes at the moment...

 

[Lollypops]

Daft bint can't even spell Merthyr Tydfil correctly.

Seen the Edinburgh Plaster class is sold out, is it really or has she cancelled it???


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Just her, no Princess??

 

[Joanna Surrey]

Wonder if her and Edam have parted company already? Also when’s Mrs Danvers next shift?

 

[Stan Butler]

Going to be interesting what happens next with the new bestie Edam now she's facing a backlash and calls for her to be cancelled for using the N word. Did this happen before Friday when skank had her at Pricey Towers and announced their bestie status because if so skank must have known about Edams racist word and the backlash she was facing but chose to ignore it because skank needs a new fawning clingon and trying to bump her following.

 

[Flowerpotgirl]

I know this is a reach-but allow me to go with it for a moment.
A 30 year old man was arrested for the Luton Airport RR fire/collapse scenario.
They havent said why or who , but it was a story in the papers today
is it possible?

 

[Pom Bear]

I'm all caught up xx.
The pic of AFP in the chair made me think of doing a Mastermind pic, after about ten mins I gave up lol..it's not the best but thought I share lol x...

 

[Cakky Prize]

Yep, we all know it's a slovenly old hag... well done BirminghamLive!

Katie Price in hot water over 'unhygienic' lunchtime activity at Mucky Mansion

Ellie May Mackenzie, Katie's go-to aesthetician, posted a video on TikTok of herself giving the 45-year-old former glamour model a beauty treatment at home in Sussex.

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