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Joanna Surrey

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Looks like they are going to finally haul her up before the judge, about bloody time. Bet the whole family and shitshow are starting to worry. That money has to be traced no stone unturned. I think she had no representation because they said that as she’d been so stupid and uncooperative there’d be no point as they’d have nothing to produce, also probably not been paid from last time. I can’t believe she’s having more work done. Surely that looks really bad to, she’s known about this hearing for weeks. She could have attended this first. No reputable surgeon will touch her now so it’ll be another cowboy job. Hhhhaaaa hhhhaaaa can’t wait to see the fake six pack poking out under Grant and Phil. How stupid is this going to look? Like an Iceland bargain pack of sticky bbq ribs!😂😂😂😂
 
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Anna666

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I usually watch the newbies for a while, before making up my mind, in the past there have been some pwiccee arselickers, who spout a load of crap, buzzing around like flies on shit ... eventually popped on IGNORE ... we have some gooduns at the moment, giving us some brilliant inside Knowledge on many aspects, which is useful to know, helps us understand why this hideous woman gets away with soo much, the surgery info also interesting ... I've seen enough .... Welcome👋👋 ... hope you enjoy your stay☺
 
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DC16

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Oooooooh first mention of the courts, stick that your ‘Book of Lies and Libel’ you lying bitter and twisted matriarch…..Skanky thought she was safe getting the grifting mother to do her dirty work, oooh la la bring it on Pete 🥳😁 Sort that family of grifters out….honestly still struggle to believe this book got past the publisher’s lawyers, but it did, be lovely to see everyone involved in this joke of a book pay heavily for its existence 🙏🏾😁

Edit…might add, wonder how J & P now look at their mother and grandmother seeing Pete talk of his distress. In private he must have told them it’s all lies. Poor kids, where were the thoughts about their feelings when AFP put this 💩 out, what a truly horrible woman she is, just like her daughter isn’t she.
If he does go to court, it should be for an apology and retraction, rather than money. Will just prove the ex's aren't out to make money from her like they make out. Have to eat humble pie and admit they were lies would be far more satisfying.
 
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lowkeylurker

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Sorry Krusties. Have been at my retirement job today - Registry Office Registrar. 8 weddings later - feet are killing me but slippers are on and just caught up. What a day! Didn’t like to hope that the hearing info would get out but there we have it. My understanding is that all of the previous hearings were public examinations that she’s not attended and I assume she has previously played the MH card and was given the benefit of the doubt as all courts do to start with. What I think has now happened is that the courts/trustee have given her the chance to supply all of the required information to avoid a court appearance but she still hasn’t done so despite lots of chances. Well the judge has now said enough is enough she can get her butt lifted bum down to Court on the first open date after 21st July which may still mean quite a few weeks away but the wheels are turning a bit faster. Non attendance of that next hearing for no good reason - the judge can issue a warrant. I read that it’s going to be a full days hearing. My god I’ve literally never heard of that - a whole day of questioning. She definitely won’t be able to use her usual bullshit/flannel/lie technique. As someone said it’s not Lorraine its a court of law and it won’t wash there. She had no representation it looks like today. Bankruptcy representation is very niche and very expensive. A bankruptcy lawyer would want to spend days and days with her to get up to speed to be able to represent her and she just hasn’t got that type of funds at her disposal. I can’t tell you Krusties how rare this case is. It’s off the charts. I can see the Trustee/court wiping the floor with her. She’s at last chance saloon with this although I still think she will attempt to delay/avoid further as that is her default technique The bailiff story is also interesting as they can only be chasing post bankruptcy debts. So she’s racking up debts whilst an undischarged bankrupt, she hasn’t really got a pot to piss nor has she got anything of worth as the articles say the bailiffs don’t want to take any of her shite as it’s not worth anything. If anyone has lived that life it’s not nice, knocks at the door, demand letters piling up. Don’t be fooled by the cavalier attitude. She’s just grifting and scamming from one thing to another now. Getting bits of money here and there. Well gone are the glory days when she could go to Toys R Us & pile cart loads of presents up/ shopping sprees etc. there was no big gesture for J, H or P on their birthdays. Here’s hoping a judge wipes that smug smile off her face. But don’t forget she has a “different” type of bankruptcy. Ha ha she thinks we were born yesterday.
Thanks so much for your input, it really helps me understand better what's going on. Great to have you here 😀
 
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shizzler

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I believe one of his actually diagnosed conditions causes weight gain... prader willi was just something being talked about in the media at that time so Kipper wove it into her Harvey story to excuse his obvious size ... I am not medical, but, Harvey was still a baby when AFP went to USA with Kipper for the Playboy thing, PWS is behavioural, I would imagine that it could not be diagnosed in a baby so its BS that it was even mentioned then ... I think Kipper made up PWS diagnosis as a rebuke to Dwight who asked why Harvey was getting Fat ... once she latches onto something it becomes part of the rinse repeat cycle
My grandson is autistic, severely, non verbal and like Harvey lashes out and can hurt himself, others and damage stuff (he’s 13). He is EXTREMELY motivated by food, when he’s hungry his mood changes, drastically! He can eat and eat and eat …. Raid cupboards, fridges, people’s bags, shop shelves, there’s no filter when it comes to food. He does not have PWS , what he does have, along with a large proportion of autistic children is a mood motivated by food and they DO NOT like being told no!! His mum works in a special needs school and she sees this behaviour all the time. What Harvey does is not out of the ordinary when it comes to autism, the difference is though between Harvey and my grandson is my boy is slightly below height.weight for his age as he is kept extremely busy and motivated. Anyway, sorry for essay just thought I’d throw a bit of perspective out there
 
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Hampshire Hog

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Good morning all 😘

Well skankarella has been off to have some more surgery to keep her beautiful youthful looks (😂) so as she can maintain her sexy modelpersona.

As I have said before she has nothing she has lost everything, I don’t care about her spending because it won’t be long before she is living in a bed sit. I hope her creditors sue the arse off her and take her for every penny through the courts, the sheriffs are coming for you skankarella.
I hope J&B are returned to KH and MP as soon as possible. In relation to the family courts my dear friend has just been dragged through this process and we were told the other side had to be told how it was being funded and who the legal representative was.

Welcome to all the newbies ❤

And to those of you who has lost a loved one love to you all ❤.

Happy Saturday enjoy your week end. 😘
 
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WillowTree21

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Hi everyone - wow these threads are whizzing by!

Here is the link to thread #292


Thank you to our @WillowTree21 for the Fred title...

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Also for all our new Krusties - don't forget the "Wiki" badge at the top of the page will keep you updated and show you the history of the behaviour - excellently curated by our own @Rita Chevrolet

Remember when suggesting a new thread title to put it in bold (click the button on the top of the reply box - circled below) and include the # and the number of the next thread - for instance " Katie Price #293 She stinks and he wanks in sinks"

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Well Skank land is quite busy

  • We have had the monstrous lies published in AFP's Book - many excerpts shared by our @DC16 in the previous thread if you want to look. A few examples below.






  • A reunion with Sink Boy

  • Ridiculous live TackyTok sessions flogging market clothes whilst off her face

  • A Bankruptcy hearing- which appears to have given permission for the investigation of her finances to continue plus she is likely to have a public examination on the way. These are all good signs that the Bankruptcy situation has escalated to a more serious level (thank you to @Schmooze for explaining it).

Anyway - as you were crusties...

And she is still a weapons grade Cun*t ! ☣☢☣☢☣☢ (Haven't done that for a while!)
Thank you for choosing my thread title. And thanks to DC & everyone who’s put us in the picture & kept us clued up on some complicated issues re bankruptcy law etc. I feel Karma is taking a grip now.. 🙏🏻🙏🏻. Arrogant KFP, is toast, we hope. Especially necessary for J & B & how’s she’s crucifying her exes, especially Kieran & for all her deceased animals, especially Blade. 💖 Bet she can’t wait to get back with her latest surgery👍🤣. X
 
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DC16

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It's all manipulation and triangulation. Get the bloke emotionally involved and talk them up to 'adopting' Harvey (which there was no chance of legally speaking) then she used it to play Pete and Dwight off against each other. Then....when the relationships end she punishes both men through not seeing Harvey.
She really is sick, no thought whatsoever as to how it would affect Harvey. This is why I can't hate Dwight for stepping away, he obviously gets updates on Havey and has contributed financially but chose to remove himself from these contact games which will affect Harvey.
Sometimes you can only take so much. He was obviously in his life more than she makes out and I believe still takes an interest. She doesn’t care about her kids well-being one bit, only that she is getting revenge.
Even Amy has stated in her book that Katie has lied to her, so that’s why I don’t believe a word she says about anything. All she does is protects number 1.
 
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islastclair

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Hi everyone, Longtime lurker but no airborne simian. Had a wee chuckle to myself covering up the ok mag with one with Kate Middleton on in the supermarket today, every little helps
 
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hugothebear

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Brand new to Tattle, please forgive any errors I may make. I have been lurking on the outside for a while; so hopefully I am fairly clued up.
I hate KFP with a passion, I honestly think she is abhorrent. I do have some rather weak tea regarding a few aspects of her life. The most current tea relates to her OnlyFans and how it is managed. I have heard through friends in the photography industry that KFP’s account is actually managed by GloProject. They arrange shoots and gather a bank of content, then drip feed it to OF. It will be their admins making the posts and replying to messages etc. This will be why she references her “team” in her OF bio. For this service GloProject takes around 10% of the net income an account makes. They are very vague about what they do, because subscribers will most likely not be happy to know they are not actually interacting with the “model” the account appears to be run by. Another thing to mention is that GloP only works with non-nude models, any fans hoping for more will be disappointed. In a nutshell all KFP has to do is turn up for shoots or send over her own self shot stuff and let them deal with it. I can’t say for certain if she is still with them, I heard working with her was not nearly as lucrative as they had hoped. The likes her posts get are no indication of earnings, especially as GloProject use all the accounts they manage to like each others posts and therefore give an allusion of greater popularity.
Sorry for the long post, I hope it’s at least a little interesting. I will have to post the older tea when I recover from typing this one 🤣

Thanks for this! This day is just getting better. The house of cards are certainly collapsing :)
 
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Always with the pulling up of the sweatshirt to make sure everyone seems the bandages. I’m fairly sure Judge Greenwood will want to know how she paid for this. Discount it not . I’m happy re the skankruptcy result. But this just grinds my gears
 
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DC16

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Thank you ☺ I am glad it’s of interest. I need to hold myself back from rambling on about all her surgeries - there is just so much to say.



Haha, yes interference with the bone structure would definitely create some impressive bruising and swelling. It will be interesting to see what the outcome of this rhinoplasty looks like.
Don’t hold back!
 
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rlilly

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Well, I have to say after a very shitty start to the week, it is nice to see KP might finally be in the shit with her bankruptcy! Woo hoo! I love it!
 
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Madcatbimbo

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Gosh. I was hoping to see her in the full body compression outfit like she wore in Thailand because it was such an attractive look for her....

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