Katie Price #29 Are they at home or are they away, Cole's broken hand only lasted a day.

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DC16

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By their very nature, car dealerships do not generally register the car in their company name - the risk would be too high and would need a huge wedge of cash in bank. They act simply as intermediaries. This car remains unsold but has been in their hands for 4-5 years now. There is something funny about it... I did wonder whether they were 'looking after it' on behalf of Crawl's jailed drug dealing friend who is now out of prison... just a thought.
Didn’t Carl once boast he had about 30 cars... must of just been what was for sale at the time, what’s he done with his Hummer? 🤔
 

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BigBlue2018

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What do you mean? The expert (Cole) has already said that a lick of white paint and new carpets and it will be as good as new
See Clearblue Cole is walking around with what looks like a chainsaw without a safety sheath on it and no protective clothing or goggles on, just shorts and trainer.

Good job Krusty is a paramedic and has ambulance/police on speed dial.

If that muppet moron severes anything at least he has a paramedic on hand. She could glue the limb back on with her new lashes glue and make a tourniquet out of one of her wigs until help arrives.
 

liar liar

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Didn’t Carl once boast he had about 30 cars... must of just been what was for sale at the time, what’s he done with his Hummer? 🤔
Blind as well as a cunt. 'Oi Crawl - you've missed a large chrome bit.' His Hummer? Ha ha.

This is how I feel today, I've got to stop reading about these morons
I was hoping for the Roadrunner to appear ha ha. Think I'll play Cow & Pig 'spot the rock' for a few mins to clear my brain 'oh goody'! 🐮 🐤

Looking at the vehicles they're flogging, I'd say he doesn't actually own any vehicle. He seems to just use what they're trying to sell 🤷. Given how much mess she gets a house in, imagine the state of a vehicle after she's been in it 😳
Where's the Road Runner when you need him? Oi Crawl, you missed a large bit of chrome you cunt. Off to play 'spot the rock' with Cow & Chicken for a few minutes sanity - 'oh goody' :LOL:
 
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Dollylovesshoes

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Looking at the vehicles they're flogging, I'd say he doesn't actually own any vehicle. He seems to just use what they're trying to sell 🤷. Given how much mess she gets a house in, imagine the state of a vehicle after she's been in it 😳
Yes,the filthy bag cunt,dirty knickers with map of England on them and cum marks.🤢

Blind as well as a cunt. 'Oi Crawl - you've missed a large chrome bit.' His Hummer? Ha ha.


I was hoping for the Roadrunner to appear ha ha. Think I'll play Cow & Pig 'spot the rock' for a few mins to clear my brain 'oh goody'! 🐮 🐤


Where's the Road Runner when you need him? Oi Crawl, you missed a large bit of chrome you cunt. Off to play 'spot the rock' with Cow & Chicken for a few minutes sanity - 'oh goody' :LOL:
Or spot the cock.🤣
 
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at the moment it is in the trustees hands i found on a goverment site that if the house is worth less than you paid and as negative equity they would prob not sell it and it would be returned to you after 2 years 3 months if this happens i assume the lender could then take her to court and get the house back if she still as arrears i suppose if it was Carls house that sold he could pay off the arrears so she would still have it(that is the only reason i can think for her doing it up she will be asking people on instagram to do it for free and promise them to advertise their work on her youtube channels and in the media(sorry so long)
This is why she allowed/caused all the damage. Now has negative equity
 

liar liar

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Maybe he could get Skanky the part of Sandy? She definitely looks young enough to play the part....and her singing is obviously top notch 🤭
(Stocks up on ear protectors to merch at a later date...)

Touch of the old deja vu
Yeah right - anyone with half a brain would not set foot on a property leeching shit - particularly her shit. You cannot polish a turd even if it's been flushed and regurgitated onto the grass.
 

Emeline

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Any chance yesterday's photoshoot is a vomit inducing engagement? 😱
Pretty sure I've found out where it was
Also coincidence that Kirsty's hubby Alex Rayner is the CEO there
 

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liar liar

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Didn’t Carl once boast he had about 30 cars... must of just been what was for sale at the time, what’s he done with his Hummer? 🤔
...and didn't Crawl once boast about drinking vodka, taking testosterone (Jaffa balls) and a banned substance, melantonan and gambling in Las Vegas - he won't be doing that any more will he - poor sad sack of shite that he is. That's it Crawl - your life is over - your wife will be 52 before you know it and more bitter and twisted than you can imagine.

The Voice of Reason is back - hopefully recovering from his ordeal at the hands of Notts police & back trying to make sense of the crazy world of Katie Price
This bloke is starting to annoy me. He is actually someone who could do an expose on her if he bothers to sharpen-up on his facts. He knows people who know people. There has to be someone out there who can properly expose this sham of a creature. We have posters here who are frankly scared to say anything because of her proven aggression and now Crawl's. But a real journalist with a good following? Why can't he go for it - look how much Piers is making from saying nothing we didn't already suspect whilst saving the actual facts of his own interactions with Smeghan Markle for yet another book. Alex could simply be posting from what he's gleaned on our thread.
 
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DC16

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Pretty sure I've found out where it was
Also coincidence that Kirsty's hubby Alex Rayner is the CEO there
Maybe it was Celeb Masterchef....? 🤔
 

Wilkco

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Pretty sure I've found out where it was
Also coincidence that Kirsty's hubby Alex Rayner is the CEO there
Perhaps they are arranging a drive in wedding.

 

liar liar

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Pretty sure I've found out where it was
Also coincidence that Kirsty's hubby Alex Rayner is the CEO there
'a partridge shoot' ha ha omg - the Essex gentry - lmfao.

Perhaps they are arranging a drive in wedding.

Drive-thru at McD's more like... and no you can't 'supersize it'...
 
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