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Kylie’s not sleeping….I’d stay there mate, there nothing for you back here, and you’d be a lot safer #TattleTips 👍🏾

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I am 92% sure she is doing what I thought (and what was hinted at) a few weeks ago. I'm not going to do any more digging, though - it's shocking, and in my line of business, it takes a lot to shock me. This is why she has the money to pay top bods. I dont think she has people protecting her, I think what she is doing pays the bills.

Suffice it to say, I would rather be sleeping on the street, in Ukraine than be mixed up with the strange going ons that Kipper is involved in. It's strange, odd, and very, very dark, and bleeping dangerous. I actually feel sorry for her now, but she needs her £12k a month so I guess anything goes. And in light of Blade and the other animals, I think it might just be karma.
i dont care what she does but i do care about those kiddies, she has no morals or boundries, are they safe and how far would she go ?
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But weirdly I‘m getting the feeling he’s acquiring a cult-like appreciation on here, even I’m bursting into laughter whenever I see him, he’s slowly becoming a sort of strange man of mystery with a comedic value on the thread, SB won’t like that. Prob a proper wrong’un though 🤦🏽‍♀️😁
maybe, but he can enhance your home,knock down a wall, put in a bathroom and build an extension, any idea how hard it is to find a builder these days ? the fact hes hanging out in vegas AND SMILING, tells me hes good at what he does AND he earns more money than drug dealers or car salesmen, and hes solvent , mateys a catch . 😂 ✌ 😂 😂 ;)
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Kylie’s not sleeping….I’d stay there mate, there nothing for you back here, and you’d be a lot safer #TattleTips 👍🏾

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is he on about finding a way to light his cigar ? 😂
 
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It's not minors, it's older people.
poor fucker,its bad enough have to bonk your husband when your both in your 60s, but to have to bonk some paying, rich pensioner whos a complete stranger to you (and comes armed with a bag full of viagra) and dont bring any drugs to block it out, then, if she dont charge at least £100,000 for the night, she got no sympathy from me, gerry spinger must be spinning in his grave ! 😂
 
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and start the bidding at something ridiculous like 10 grand, then the Scum could pick it up and do a story about 'fans' fighting over
expensive picture of Katie Price.
That'd be double-funny! Of course, no-one would ever pay that, BUT once the bidding has ended, I will contact the seller and make a stupid offer like £1.51 + P&P. Then you could divide the money up and put it into charity collection tins. (but not RSPCA) x
ps/ must be signed and dated with your avatar name in case you're famous one day!)
 
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id got my free tickets from my brother who was part of security, (he got a few tickets and was giving them away to family and friends and what he had left, he flogging them outside ,to fans who never had tickets . think it was the rolling stones, thinking back 😂 ✌
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he reminds me of someone and i can think who the hell it is,one of my nephews had a toy in the late 80s/90s, it was a male figure and the top half/ arms would move back and forth. it may have been he-man or maybe wrestling related, any ideas anyone ? i think he got a lovely smiley face, bet hes a happy chappy
Stretch Armstrong?
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Stretch Armstrong?
 

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She looks like she's trying to hold a sneeze in.

Achooooowooooooo
Hmmm.... I wonder what's caused the nose irritation? 👃❄
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The wine must have corked!
Then put in the coq au vin.
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I am sure somebody insinuated a couple of weeks back that she is on the "game" apologies if I have dreamt this (it has happened before) but didn't @Brah Day Izit? do a bit of digging.

@Brah Day Izit? Again apologies if it wasnt you :)
It may have been Brah doing some digging, but I definitely asserted that I was certain she's on the game a few weeks ago. It was just a hunch though, due to reading everything we'd all heard and I had a 'eureka' moment.
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As far as Kylie goes, I was totally underwhelmed when "I should be so lucky" came out. I thought she was just another soap star on the SAW treadmill. Then she released "Got to be certain" and I was hooked. She's totally adorable and has an aura beyond measure. Genuinely lovely as well unlike skank who is rotten to the core.
That's exactly what I thought about Kylie too, I mean, who does she think she is trying to be a pop singer just because she was popular in neighbours?
Then I happened to see the end part of one of her concerts and I was hooked so immediately bought it on DVD.
'Light Years.' Phenomenal performer.
Kipper can't command an audience THAT huge and we all know 'A hoe nu whorl' sounded without technical assistance, lol.
 
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Just catching up, got thunder and lightning here and the poor dogs are terrified and are needing lots of hugs. I'm not a million miles from the crappy shack so makes you wonder who's there to look after J&B and the animals if they're frightened.

If skanky's selling herself I bet she's doing even more ❄and her mental elf will surely only worsen, she really is on a downward spiral. You can just imagine the clientele she attracts! I wonder if the rest of the Price clan know what she's up to?
 
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My friends who did get to Depeche Mode ( they live in London) are sending me photos and videos of the gig, and now I got the ‘sads’ I’m not there….c’mon Skank get drunk, do something dumb, get caught with a new egg, get arrested please, I need the laughs 🙏🏾😁

My friends are also in the Gods, I had standing tickets and it’s packed at Mode, I think I may have collapsed in this crowd…..I’m not up to that tonight, friends also saying it’s very hot in London tonight, Skank’s makeup will be running 😁

Eeek standing in that crowd at Mode 😱😁..

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I'm impressed they can still fill a large arena like that! I'm going to see Bryan Adams in September and it's in a pretty small 4000 seat theatre! Still on the plus side we will have a good view.
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Evening all 😘

Artic Monkeys were in Southampton on Wednesday, great evening bit warm tho 😅.

Hope the person / people who know what really happened to blade have a conscience and inform the correct authorities to report her.

I believe the gruesome twosome are playing people with the are they aren’t they together. I personally don’t give a flying fcuk whether they are or not, what concerns me are J&B and the animals hope they are being looked after properly whilst the skank monster is out on the prowl.
some idiot has commented on her recent post saying it's a pity Blade couldn't get well! How thick are they? He was bleeping run over!
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Nothing can make up for missing Depeche Mode FFS... not even her...
Me and my two sisters dancing choons years ago 🤣
But nevermind... Least Kylie is on top... yet again ... Woohoo 😇🤪😘
I saw Depeche Mode back in the day, along with Thompson Twins and Howard Jones, all very good. I was also big into OMD and Ultravox. Saw OMD about 4 years ago and they were just as good as ever!
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Well, I felt a bit overcome up in the gods, a bit vertigo like, I just felt a bit sicky and dizzy so couldn't go back up there, ya know, elf n safety ........... They were very accommodating and looked after me very well 🤭🤣👍
I went to see Maroon 5 with my daughter and a friend a few years ago and we were up in the gods but the front row of that tier. Well this dopey bird came down the stairs with her high heels on, a huge tub of popcorn in one hand and a marguerita in the other and missed her footing! If it wasn't for me and my friend she would have gone over the railing! Popcorn went everywhere too! She had to be escorted out afterwards ( I don't think it was her first marguerita TBH!)
 
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Ahhhh I think sb’s friend looks like a nice guy- going on holiday with his friend to help him escape the succubus.

I can’t remember who mentioned Chloe Ferry models for JYY but it’s interesting how she’s also a porta potty who has links to Lineakar
 
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This would be my worse nightmare, think of all the body fluids in that pool🤮View attachment 2247553
Same here! I couldn't bear to be in that type of crowd! My son did go there for his stag do a few years ago, he and his brother ended up in a youtube video entitled 'gay vegas flash mob' ( they aren't gay FYI) they just joined in a flash mob in the pool dancing to that LMFAO song, party rockers!
 
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I had not even thought of that! FFS! and she has responsibility of two young very vulnerable kids
It didn't occur to me either, hugo, but now I'm thinking Give me me an extra £500 and I'll send you a cute pic of B posing with make-up on." :eek:
 
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If she is into drug/human trafficking there is no way out but death, those poor babies need to be as far away from her as possible
 
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Clients come from overseas, to meet women ( escorts ) from the UK .... I remember a time where I was the designated driver to meet family from Cyprus and Greece, and was at Heathrow quite a lot, with my sister ... while waiting, we would make it a nice day out, and often we would see quite beautiful women meeting older business type men, it was plainly obvious what they were and what was happening ..... apparently these guys are loaded and think nothing of flying in, or getting an escort to fly out for a good time, it happens a lot, and also while at Uni many moons ago, I was friendly with two young ladies, both stunners, very well kept, intelligent .... who eventually confided in me, that they were high end escorts, meeting and flying out for weekends, a week, however long the client wanted them for .... they both owned their properties outright, drove the best cars, designer clothes ... they also never mixed much with the other students, they stood out, but If you didnt know, you would just think they came from money/rich parents and were snobs, they were also paying themselves for the best education, it blew my mind to be honest ... they both worked for an exclusive escort agency in Central London which had many rich clients on the list ..... I suppose now with the internet, and sites like OF`s, it made it easier ... it goes on A LOT .... is big business ... more than people realise 🤷‍♀️
A fellow Krustie recently reminded us of the time Kipper was flown, in a private jet alongside Boris Johnson(?) to a posh meeting with some Russian diplomats as she was 'good entertainment value.' I believe Ms Joan Collins was there too. Kipper got pissed as a fart whilst on the plane with the complimentary champagne and flashed her norks at the Russians. At that point she was escorted out by a couple of burly bouncers then rapidly dispatched the next morning onto the first plane out.
Hm... I wonder what kind of 'entertainment' she was selected for? Hardly the worlds' best conversationalist in polite, well-dressed up-market society society is IT? :unsure:
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@Stan Butler what's on the menu at Stanley Towers for Sunday dinner tomorrow? I fancy liver and onions; or steak and kidney pudding for some reason. No, I'm not pregnant (at my age hell no!) But I'm not sure what to cook, any suggestions welcome. Will Skanky be doing her wholesome Mummy cooking for the kids vibe tomorrow one wonders? 🤣🤣
Also, @Stan Butler , when I come to the wedding as your + 1, I'd like braised steak with loadsa onions and mushrooms, Dauphinese potatoes, your double dipped roasties, cauliflower cheese, green-beans and carrots and a giant yorkshire pudding to top it off, if you don't mind... 👌
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Getting" Blue velvet" vibes from the latest news
What's 'Blue Velvet' I've put myself on the dim list too now!
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Are people who are saying they've 'worked it out' thinking it's prostitution then and KP going to airports to meet 'older clients'? Reason I ask is that I'm not sure we're all interpreting the 'cryptic' clues the same way.

I thought seeing Brah's clues, it sounded like something disturbing and dark - not sure the above fits that (unless dangerous pimps pulling KP strings)
00h, wouldn't it be awful if she met her demise in a hotel with someone dark and dangerous with nefarious intentions? 🤑💩
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Just catching up, got thunder and lightning here and the poor dogs are terrified and are needing lots of hugs. I'm not a million miles from the crappy shack so makes you wonder who's there to look after J&B and the animals if they're frightened.

If skanky's selling herself I bet she's doing even more ❄and her mental elf will surely only worsen, she really is on a downward spiral. You can just imagine the clientele she attracts! I wonder if the rest of the Price clan know what she's up to?
Well they might do now 😆 Hi Edna 🤓👋 uhm, erm, ah, we all know you read here!
 
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I have had the strangest encounter with Andrew Ridgeley in 2017, and it’s the only time I’ve met him. I was on a quite empty tube train and he got on and sat next to me, and I was saying to myself OMG OMG OMG I’m sitting next to Andrew Ridgeley, then I looked down and saw he was holding one of those memorial service booklets, with a photo of George on it and I realised he must have just come from the service. He was just staring down at it, suddenly all my excitement of being next to him dropped away and I felt gee he must be in so much pain, I just wanted to hug him and say something, but of course I wouldn't do such a thing. It was only a few stops and I can’t remember who got off first, me or him, but my initial giddy encounter suddenly had me feeling really sad, I loved George, wonderful man, much missed.

Back to Skank….I’m still gobsmacked, I opened wine an hour ago, at 11pm, I don’t do that sort of thing as a rule, I’ll doubt I’ll want to sleep for a while yet, I been chatting to Mr Kylie about it all, he’s not surprised, he thinks most celebs are dodgy though 🤦🏽‍♀️
On the Andrew Ridgeley subject - I met him at Annabels in Mayfair about 3 years ago. He was very pleasant as he was at the next table to us, and had 4 glamorous ladies around him that he was entertaining… 😁

I don’t think Skank is discreet in the least - so IF - Big IF… something like people are alluding to here is really going on - I’d be very surprised.
 
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