Katie Price #282 Now she's the size of two tonne Tess does anybody want her wedding dress?

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Just seen MP posting about booking Mauritius in 2 weeks time…wonder if Kieran is going too? If so it would suggest no chance of getting the kids back anytime soon, unless they are going too?
At least the holiday is being booked during school summer holidays...
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It's not skank but Boyson that's on someone mentioned, wonder if skank will be mentioned as a reason for his MH. 🤣
Some vague reference to 'difficult' personal relationships affecting your MH will be as close as he gets I would guess
 
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NOBODY is saying that they are using the GFM funds to fund their holidays/lifestyle.
Yep, they've been to places like Maldives and Mexico before the GFM started so the Mauritius holiday isn't something new that they've decided to do
 
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Looks like Skanky is taking the day off, no posts anywhere and the press haven't
mentioned her IG story so I think we are in for a quiet weekend.
Because she is on massive downer ... clan will be there now, sm passwords changed ... posts will soon start via Edna
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Skanky's probably pissed the Katona is making money on OF and she isn't.

KATONA has gone fully down the porn route on Of
 
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She will have to be buried, to cremate her would result in toxic fumes for a 25 mile radius.
The gory details:
The reason a cremation service asks about breast implants prior to cremation is because breast implants do not completely melt inside the crematory or chamber in which the cremation takes place. Instead, they explode when heated, leaving behind a sticky residue. Unfortunately, this residue can get on your loved one's ashes and leave a mess behind that has to be thoroughly cleaned up.
 
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The gory details:
The reason a cremation service asks about breast implants prior to cremation is because breast implants do not completely melt inside the crematory or chamber in which the cremation takes place. Instead, they explode when heated, leaving behind a sticky residue. Unfortunately, this residue can get on your loved one's ashes and leave a mess behind that has to be thoroughly cleaned up.
Urghh you mean that even a crematorium cannot fully eradicate the skank?
 
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At least the holiday is being booked during school summer holidays...
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Some vague reference to 'difficult' personal relationships affecting your MH will be as close as he gets I would guess
what in 2 weeks ours break 20th ish July or does it mean they are booking for the school holidays (my bad in that case)
they are not at private school are they
 
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Just throwing this out there but the last time Michelle went away with the kids was just before the tit hit the fan regarding kierans allegations against skank. So wondering if skanks had a reappearance at the police station and has been charged with something to appear in court later this month that's why skank hasn't been able to leave the country and also why maybe Michelle is getting out the firing line.. Might be way off but things are stacking up slymi Rymi does a runner, sink boy looking miserable and not wishing his dolly a happy birthday, no big H birthday and Ibiza trip, then sink boy doing a runner and another cancelled Ibiza trip. Skanks behaviour has deteriorated over the last month. I've said before something's hit the fan and she's struggling to keep a lid on it and cover her own arse,, slymi Rymi and sink boys disappearing acts could be because skanks tried to implicate and throw them under the bus " honestly officer it wasn't me them 2 were controlling what I was doing , I'm vulnerable suffering with my MH, PTSD, ADHD and suicidal thoughts" 😎
Please let this be a super accurate psychic Stan prediction! Thinking about what you've said, the message about Blade and 'so much tit thrown at her' or words to that effect. She always acts very hard done by when she is pulled up on her behaviour.

If she is going to be charged with harassment the police will have had her phone for months, maybe Rymi And Coley wanted to distance themselves as you say if the true extent of what she gets up to will be revealed?
 
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Please let this be a super accurate psychic Stan prediction! Thinking about what you've said, the message about Blade and 'so much tit thrown at her' or words to that effect. She always acts very hard done by when she is pulled up on her behaviour.

If she is going to be charged with harassment the police will have had her phone for months, maybe Rymi And Coley wanted to distance themselves as you say if the true extent of what she gets up to will be revealed?
There's also the fact that if skank is due in court within the month and police know she has a tendancy to miss appearances and take extended holidays could be why she's not been to Ibiza or done a runner (when Blade passed) on a holiday like she normally does when the tit hits the fan, plod might have confiscated her passport or told her if she leaves the country it'll be a breach of her bail conditions and instant jail on her return. 😎
 
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The gory details:
The reason a cremation service asks about breast implants prior to cremation is because breast implants do not completely melt inside the crematory or chamber in which the cremation takes place. Instead, they explode when heated, leaving behind a sticky residue. Unfortunately, this residue can get on your loved one's ashes and leave a mess behind that has to be thoroughly cleaned up.
Where did you get that info from? I work for a funeral home and that question is never asked on the paperwork. Pacemaker is asked, because that does need to be removed, as the battery can cause an explosion.
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Ok, I’ve checked about the breast implant situation re: crematoriums, and they can leave behind a residue which requires extra cleaning, but they won’t be removed, nor do the crematorium ask.
 
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I still think sink boy is about as he always makes a post after a "split"then goes quiet when they make up
he is not known for being a doormat or mug for nothing
i think he likes the drama as much as her
they clearly make each other miserable and have burnt their bridges regarding the many splits with the public
 
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