Katie Price #277 kank looks even more grotty and smelly, Krusties give praise to clever Judge Kelly

[Stan Butler]

Putting bubble bath in a hot tub is one of the WORST things you can do to it! You have to use special bubble bath that won't clog the pipes. No wonder it's now a cess pit! She wouldn't have been able to use it after this. Great parenting yet again, let your kids do whatever they want and to hell with the consequences!
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And I bet he didn't have to sign a contract with terms and conditions beforehand either did he? God she thinks she is SO special, either that or she's got a LOT she wants to hide!

You know what the contract conditions are aswell. No pictures(because i want to sell them), no talking to the press(because i want to sell the story), all work free for advertising( because i'm a grifting begging cunt), if you have an accident because the house and grounds are a shit hole i'm not liable and lastly if you see anything illegal going on like drug use, drinking, arguments, children being neglected, animals in shocking conditions you can't report me because you've signed an NDA.

 

[Urbanbunny]

I had a rewatch of this, can anyone explain why she's so confident that she won't loose the house? Also notice how when Jeremy mentions about paying her debts and starting over how she smirks before she answers, knowing full well she has no intention of paying anyone back, ever.

She talks utter shite and is delusional. She’s not at the “other side of her bankruptcy” and it’s her own fault not “two other people”. Fuck off love

 

[DC16]

Looks like Chad daddy,has done a runner.Oh dear.

SB will have to sort out ANOTHER manager, oh hang on, he doesn’t exactly do much apart from chauffeuring and escorting KP on holiday.

 

[Anna666]

She always seems to be in the shit the last couple of years. Which means she must be in REALLY big shit now, we’ve had every deflection possible, even the almost dead mother got a showing to try hold back the tide and it’s clearly not working because as you rightfully point out Anna, she has been attending her community service this week and last (I think it was last week or was it earlier this week?).

I like how the papers point out she’s not looking happy, they know she’s in deep shit too and they are gloating. They can’t print much about the kids situation but they can insinuate so much

I still firmly believe something, somewhere WILL eventually get her .. she cant live this way without payback, and it will probably be some small slip up ... she`ll be thinking ` I've done so much serious shit. got away with it and THIS is what got me ` ... she will be gutted, because we already know what a ` hardened criminal ` she is

 

[Anna666]

Who is that in the reflection of the oven? Honestly, don't they ever notice what's in the background when they're setting up this bewful photos? Piles of crap on the floor, wall sockets and wires on the floor etc.. She probably strikes a pose whenever the mood takes her and shouts, 'Quick - I've come over all sexy. Take a pic NOW! Look at those knobs on the oven! KNOBS - get it? I love it! Woohoo.'

That's the ` cough ..... cough ` top fashion photographer, hired at a great cost, for this fashion shoot, being shot at an exclusive luxury location ` front room ... at the manky mansion shit hole ... with wafts of human sewage in the air, ceilings leaking ` .... while old NANA pwicceeee, does her best ... ` Imaa modwwwwel of 65yrs ... got 5 kids, and evan if I sayyit maaself, still look guud wiv or wivout filtarss, I dwweserve a MBE for ma services to humunerty, I also once flashed ma tits at King Charlie boy .... bunty burps, take a bwweak from cooking, cleaning, mucking out the horses, feeding the animals, clearing the gutters, sweeping the cymblies and bwwing muuma some more ` ...... stiffly tries to pose. with nobbily knees .... look alluring, and smexxy, with her ` Old man Steptoe body `

 

[Anna666]

FFS! What the hell.

I spent years feuding with Katie Price… but shock phone call changed everything

THEIR bitter decades-long feud is one of the most notorious in showbiz. For over 20 years, 90s glamour models Katie Price and Jodie Marsh have clashed over men, sex, fame – even horses. In 20…

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Poor Jodie hasn't aged well ... she's morphed into Christopher Biggins

 

[Ecosse]

The number one thing about every podcast I've ever listened to is that the host has a good voice - one that is soft on the ears and soothing to listen to. Plus, of course, quality content and a genuine desire to listen to what their guests are saying and interact with thoughtful and relevant remarks and questions.
Katie won't last 5 minutes.

 

[mrspig99]

Would PA be allowed to stop Princess
When is her birthday ? Princess will be 16 this year can he legal stop her going with her mum
Plus how will they go to USA thought she was banned

It'll be just another one of her pie in the sky ideas, the same as she thinks she is managing Princess's modeling career. I suspect Pete has her signed to a long term contract with Claire and CAN and therefore she won't be able to do things with her mother without their permission which I can't see happening. She will be desperate to try and rope Princess into doing something with her as she knows Princess is going to be more popular than her, so wants to use her to ride on her coat tails and get the reflected glory.
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I think KP is thinking they could do joint modelling and make loads of money by selling them to papers

That's EXACTLY what she wants to do!
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OMG.... This makes me feel quite ick.....

An insider, speaking to the Daily Star, added: “Katie wants to show Princess some of the amazing places she’s worked over the years.
“It’s looking like it could be called something like Educating Princess because it’ll be all about Katie showing her how the world works.”

The world, as far as Skanky sees it, is a fantasy world where no fucker works except her.... (cough...)

And what is she going to show Princess exactly? Tattoo parlors in Thailand? Plastic surgery centres in Turkey? Hairdressers in Spain? Because let's face it they are the only places she goes when she's abroad, that or dodgy nightclubs and bars.

 

[IfTheCapFits]

She really is an utter cunt isn't she. Expecting a small business to provide what is likely to be a £1000 worth of work for fucking free. I'm guessing she wouldn't have covered fuel either

i know, nearly a days travel there & back, plus a full days work at least, probably into the next day looking at the state of that thing, & the hot tub!

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

LIFT Aesthetics

www.asa.org.uk

Oh dear Lift and Carl!

How embarrassing! Well it would be for normal people, no fines or anything just told not to do it again. At least the red tops will pick up
on this. Dodgy adverts pushing prescription-only medicines with Cole getting botox
'We gunna make you look bran nu Cole'

 

[karma4klattie]

How embarrassing! Well it would be for normal people, no fines or anything just told not to do it again. At least the red tops will pick up
on this. Dodgy adverts pushing prescription-only medicines with Cole getting botox
'We gunna make you look bran nu Cole'


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You missed the best bit: " We noted that Mr Woods described himself as reality TV star " hahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[AimlessShameless]

Have spoken to Sam and they've said they're going to continue with the GFM even though the target has been reached. The costs are huge unfortunately and when the other person is being difficult it leads to protracted and painstakingly slow progress and increased red tape and proceedings etc

Sam said Kieran sends his absolute thanks and appreciation. He is still overwhelmed that people care and support him, he's so humble bless, he literally can't comprehend that people are doing this. Sam said he can never thank everyone enough.

Ah bless him. Have sent over another donation

 

[DC16]

 

[karma4klattie]

Remember when skanky slag was in bed with naked Harvey, she’s sick in the head and so are the media. They should have told her that those pictures are unacceptable for newspapers

Richard Desmond the pornographer owns The Express, Ok and The Star so he won't see any problem with publishing seedy photos of children in unpleasant situations. Sadly he also owns the Health Lottery so those people why buy into his lottery thinking they're helping the NHS are actually lining his greasy pockets.
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Yes,understand that flower,but we know she spills out so many lies,she believes her own lies as well.
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Can you imagine that if it had been other way around,what would the papers say then.

Christ yes, if it had been Kieran in bed with Bunny, one or both of them naked, she'd have had a police charge out against him immediately.

 

[MrsEms]

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Jesus christ I knew she'd have a massive crack but...
She needs to use some of that polyfiller that she uses on her face to fill the gaping crack running down the wall

 

[kirajodie]

What kind of total dick are you to send someone your terms and conditions when they are doing something FREE for you!!??

T&C's . Do not take any pictures of the MM. Do not take any pics of the conditions the animals are living in. Do not report on who my kids are left with. Do not report if you see me driving . Sign a non disclosure form. Do the job for free. Do not hassle me if I forget to post how good your business is.

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

Payment? Because the scabby whore will want it doing for free
Oi oi Skanky, paranoia, what if the hot tub saviour is really a stalker? He might kidnap you, or steal some treasures from your MM, or leave a tap running & flood the place, or rape you at gunpoint with his gang of 736 tub fixers, or force drink & drugs down you before making you drive for more

Someone please go tell the poor bastard what he's getting himself into. Another lamb to the slaughter.

 

[JaynieDay]

its a tshirt .... how is that an ultra tight top ?

I notice we keep getting photos with nipple outlines since we’ve been a bit merciless in our mockery of her nippleless tit I’m still not convinced you’re going to have to show them before we believe you. Have you still got the jar?

 

[NoodleNips]

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Well this will die a death won’t it…

I’m just here for the armpit stubble - lumpy face and caveman hair. Is that really the best photo she has??

 

[DC16]

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2nd time she’s postponed events recently for ‘personal’ reasons. Not very professional keep letting people down.

Poor Harvey, bet he would of loved that. Plus for charity. Instead she’s taken him to that restaurant again for a huge burger and chocolate cake.