Katie Price #275 The Pain in Spain is circling the drain.

[fluff101]

Well she is in Spain on Ryan stories

 

[here we go again]

Our hero returns with an appetiser

Jebus party loving princes though, her makeup is what I aspired to when I was an ill-educated teenager.

 

[Nickyjay]

Does anyone know where this image is from because surely it can’t be recent.

 

[BullShell]

What ‘talent’ has Harvey actually got? Don’t get me wrong, lots of autistic kids and young people have talents. My own lad is very musical and has taught himself to play lots of instruments - he’s even played at concerts in Wells Cathedral. But Harvey, through no fault of his own, can’t seem to do anything except swear and eat carrot cakes.

He does come out with great one liners!

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

I don’t know who this person is but they sound like a dick .
And sounds very similar to somebody else unpleasant too ….

Oh fucked up face fucker she is,I think it’s BB she was on,I never watched it.Some lovely posters on here will fill you in..

 

[Stan Butler]

Is it KP’s face on coke cans at the moment… if so how did she get that promotion?

No it's supposed to be Kate Moss.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

I was thinking more like Geoff on Benidorm who bellyflopped into the pool like a concrete block, along with a soundtrack of a whale calling

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This plonker has a lovely dry house yet he stands out in the rain. WHY???
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Welcome Sjr

Awwwwww Barnaby Rita?

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Why does she always have the “sexy??????” Pull my bikini bottoms up ?

Why does she not loop the ties across those horrendous norks? No way would they fall down attached to those boulders

 

[Squirrelina]

[/QUOTE]

interesting, I have to jump through hoops to keep my license as I have injections in my eyes every few weeks

I do too. Not nice things

 

[Wilkco]

I've made a couple of calls - it's shrouded in mystery, but I can say her absence has not helped.

Has not helped her or KP?

 

[MANDATORY]

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Is it KP’s face on coke cans at the moment… if so how did she get that promotion?

ITs the wrong Coke.....
Oh god how silly they are !
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Actually it's only five years.

Ok captain. I stand corrected
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Actually it's only five years.

Ok captain. I stand corrected

 

[265]

Just lurking to recharge my sarcasm battery for the shitstorm that’s coming.

As long as it happens before the end of the Month.

 

[MrsO74]

Kipper is pleased to share an exclusive picture from her recent mowdellin job ...

If that skanky bitch actually modelled these I’d be so pissed off lol. I started buying them a couple of years ago and am fully converted. I will never wear a ‘normal’ bra again
She’d ruin them for me!

 

[265]

This was the ONLY update Skanky gave, read it fully, it's complete BULLSHIT.

• 13:04, 19 Feb 2023
• UPDATED13:13, 19 Feb 2023

Katie Price gives update on terminally ill mum Amy's health

Katie Price's beloved mum Amy was diagnosed with terminal lung condition idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis in 2017

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[SewerGrapes]

Nah! I heard the Royal Shakespaere Company are desperate to get skank to sign up to play the lead role in Romeo and Juliet at the Globe Theatre.

Picture the beautiful balcony overlooking the gardens where a figure emerges from the room, to lean delicately on the rail to utter those immortal words, words so belovéd by billions over the centuries

"Oi! Yew dahn dere!!! Cole yer wanka where der fuck are yers innit! Woo Hoo!"

What??? I thought you were gonna say 'She IS the balcony'
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Imagine the size of the bed for Price and it’s inflata chest, Sink Boy, RimMe and Little Harvey to all fit it.

Ooh that reminds me;
I've still got some 'pigs in blankets' to use up asap!

 

[here we go again]

I hope her next move is becoming costumer to Benidorm.

 

[Twinkletoes95]

Something in the SOD diagnosis puzzles me: Hypopituitary means that that the pituitary gland, which is responsible for growth and physical maturity, is under-developed/stunted, yet Harvey is massive in every way.

He will have been given growth hormone as one of his medications to treat this.

 

[Madcatbimbo]

That doesn't look like a recent pic , look at hair colour , and boobs not as bign

I think you're right. Didn't notice at time of posting but yes, must have been a photo taken on yet another one of her earlier holidays....

 

[Blessmyheart]

bet she fucks that up too

She can only act the eejit.

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

I should have read this before I posted.

I think sometimes Trust fund could almost be used interchangeably in some of these discussions of Harvey's finances, she could very easily be paying money into a bank account on his behalf and then paying it out to herself. That would be so much simpler, as someone reported seeing her do with a bank card. It won't be a Trust fund though IMO.