Katie Price #270 She can't sing, She can't dance, and she's got the body of spongebob square pants!

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Mummy's expenses will have taken most of that cash she binned for H's appearance, particularly as she had to buy a train set and all that coloring stuff for him to keep him appeased during thus shitshow she'd signed him up for.
Don't forget when she was caught taking money out of a ATM with Harveys card she said 'he'd want me to have it'. Absolute robbing bitch.
 
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Off course it will Stan. The cunt bitch will shriek that she'll top herself if they write the truth about the despicable bitch.
 
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You busy that weekend Sewer? I could fake an SA accent and we have a couples of nerf guns
Teehee. I'll be the one wearing a 'Barney' suit to confuse the situation - she'll think she's hallucinating!
(Wiv my balaclava on!) x
 
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Skanky has posted yet another bikini shot of her massive tits on FB.

I wonder why this sudden urge to post these vomit inducing photos.
 
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Skanky has posted yet another bikini shot of her massive tits on FB.

I wonder why this sudden urge to post these vomit inducing photos.
It's showing everyone how damned seksi she is, plus its proof of all her "hard work" during her month in Thailand .
 
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I did not

I did notice that the nightclub said 'USUAL PRICE ON THE DOOR' (for entry) so no doubt the owners wouldn't dare charge extra in order to get people in. Is this gig tonight or tomorrow? Not great for a working day methinks.
Perhaps ‘Usual Price on the door’ means Slymi has got her a new job as a bouncer there! With Phil & Grant she could bounce all over the place!
 
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Ere she might be after a role in the next Bond film, reactivating the Baddie woman who suffocated her victims with her whangers. Perhaps that's why she had them overinflated?
Perhaps ‘Usual Price on the door’ means Slymi has got her a new job as a bouncer there! With Phil & Grant she could bounce all over the place!
 
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Teehee. I'll be the one wearing a 'Barney' suit to confuse the situation - she'll think she's hallucinating!
(Wiv my balaclava on!) x
Oh fuck! I think I’m going to have to get a JWhyWhy trackie in that case, but great idea Skanky will think we’re fans
 
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