Please text C.U.N.T.123 if you can help*CUE SAD MUSIC*
An Appeal on Behalf of Save the Krusties

Every day, week, month people suffer in the UK from other people's lack of taste. Subjected to horrific images of ugly cunts in scuzzy tracksuits....unfiltered...unwashed and perpetrating the image of a lifestyle beyond their means.

These cunts slither into our news feeds, quietly and sadly, people with the IQ of a teaspoon are lured into the deadly trap of posting comments about what heros they are and how naturally beautiful they are and buying as much tat as they are brainwashed into, while innocent Krusties are forced to endure screeching begging video reels emploring people to buy barf bombs, loaded with more toxic chemicals than a nuclear launch site in North Korea. To make matters worse, viewers are subjected to images of cosmetic butchery, so vile, that even Stevie Wonder has thrown up.
Please, just £15 a week is enough to buy a litre of gin to help block out the images and stop the visual torture endured endlessly by Krusties everywhere