Katie Price #253 Batnan's a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie World. Plastic fantastic her house is bloody drastic

[Stan Butler]

I never doubted you for a second, Stan. (Now where's my lemon meringue pie....?)

Haven't made one for a few years so will give it a go, you sweet talker you.

 

[Jane Tee]

EXACTLY THIS .
I saw a very plain tartily dressed loud woman , living in utter chaos , shouting like a fish wife who obviously had a very high opinion of herself , I watched it after coming in from a night out myself .
She was wild eyed & coked up & I remember being shocked at the state of her & even more so that she’d had a documentary made about her .

I gave her no real further thought until she was everywhere & didn’t know anyone else who’s caught the programme I’d seen .

Of course I now know it was all down to management , but I’d like to see it again just to see if she’s as awful as I remember her being back then , because our received understanding on here is that she’s declined , whereas I think she’s exactly the same person as she was then .

Exactly this. And me too watching it after a night out.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Looks like they are at some elephant place.

Anyway, I’m sure it will all kick off, as on my holiday for 10 days, not Thailand

Will anyone be able to tell the difference between an elephant's bum and skanky's gargantuan arse?

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This looks like her twerking

 

[CP11]

Isn't it called la Caterina or something along those lines.

Yes, Catrina embodies Day of the Dead. Pretty sure that ridiculous tattoo has nothing to do with either.

 

[BigBlue2018]

We need that female judge (whose name alludes me right now)| to get her hands on Kipper. She would have jailed her the last time had her hands not been tied.

PBSP she's called 'something' (first name escapes me) Kelly I'm sure. Blue x

 

[SewerGrapes]

Or she doesn't want to be photographed.

Or because at least one eye is purple....

 

[pollycopping]

The one with the bust boob Mary Magdalene we was talking about last week is having all her implants removed she can’t believe what she’s done to her own body but says her body is wreaked and constant pain and nearly died on the table she regrets it all said drink and drugs influenced it all and thought her fans loved her but were really encouraging the whole circus Sound like someone

 

[Gullri]

This might not go down to well but you've got to give skank some credit,,, skank is a true tattler fan skanks devotion to this thread is unfounded.. who else as soon as they wake up looks at the skank thread before anything else, skank woke up looked at the comments about her late night off her face post watching the boxing then immediately posted a "fresh" faced filtered to fuck picture for everyone.

…I do

 

[Lollypops]

From slimy Rymi stories, you can hear foghorn talking to 'buns' in the background

 

[mrspig99]

You would think after KFP alleged sexual assault as a youngster and all the other alleged assaults that she would be more vigilant than most regarding her young daughter

Her actions dont speak of a caring parent who suffered sexual assaults and the trauma they cause

How many times has she been sexually assaulted now,FFS

blimey i used the sexual assault rather alot,apologies

Especially given that Bunny is the same age KP was when she claims she was 'raped' for the first time.
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Future Kipper egg trap
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Bet it's an MLM scheme

What's an MLM scheme?

 

[Madcatbimbo]

Lovely photos of Batnan printed by the Sun today after episode 2 of MM...! She's looking... erm... really secxi... *cough*

She keeps saying 'frets'.... which translated I think she means 'threats'.

Katie Price turns her Mucky Mansion into a fortress after chilling online threats | The Sun

(nb: having watched the video again, I'm pretty sure that's Siddy Man following behind her near the end with the three Chihuahuas.)

 

[PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy]

Oh yes at least I got the name begins with A correct.

The nasty cow will blow it up so much Phil and grant will burst.Quick hurry up and get those fuckers burst.

haha We got there in the end, Dolly.

 

[Cakky Prize]

Wow, what a coincidence, we were only talking about the "Creature from the Black Lagoon" the other day and the actor that played him died on Monday aged 93!

Horror film legend Ricou Browning dies aged 93 from natural causes

Browning was considered to be the last surviving actor to play one of the original Universal Classic Monsters, a series of iconic horror movies made between the 1930s and 1950s.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

People can do very well out of Mary Kay though. I have a friend who did well enough to get the free car, cute little convertible. I often see what we call 'Mary Kay Pink' cars around, you can't miss them because of the color!

MrsP I do have a memory about the name but knew nothing about her,was it mainly US thingy?

 

[Vasi]

We did!

I love the haha next to the like next to the sh*t next to the rose emojies

 

[DP Merle]

Who is looking after her five dogs? Her mum isn’t. Her sister isn’t.

There was some hint a fred or fifteen back that there was a builder or someone living in the annexe (?) Who presumably Could look after the animals, and move cars, security etc ??

 

[Minty_socks]

MP is following SB’s insta. Did we know that already?

I *think* this was brought up a while ago, either that or I'm imaging things.

 

[Adawu]

oh F of Carol ... no one cares
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Is that one of the missing nipples?

 

[Webster1357]

I was always told that eating raw potatoes gives you worms.

It doesn't

 

[pepe le pew]

We need that female judge (whose name alludes me right now)| to get her hands on Kipper. She would have jailed her the last time had her hands not been tied.

A mother of five children, one of them with health issues. And the death of Caroline Flack, and Prices photo op at the Priory, are enough to make any judge reluctant of actually nailing this women shut into a payment plan, and the satisfaction of the people Price owes money to. No more make up classes and being paid in cash.