Katie Price #253 Batnan's a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie World. Plastic fantastic her house is bloody drastic

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emmaw28

Don’t tell me you’ve got the Barbie wall??
 
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Palace Tone

If her tits were emptied of silicone and filled back up with helium, would she take off??? I think there’s
already probably 30% helium in them now, that’s why they’re the same height as her shoulders. Add another 70% and she might just slowly lift off and drift into space as we all watch and wave her goodbye. Please, take a moment to picture the scene. Wouldn’t that be ace?? Lmao. I think someone’s put something in my bacca
 
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Anna666

maggie-moo said:
I'm still suspicious Stan your cooking is just to damned good!!!
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We need to keep a close eye on our resident ` Chef ` ... come Guru @Stan Butler .... he maybe deflecting with all his delicious creations, in order to fool, blind us, some ` me included ` want marriage

.... got a feeling he may soon start blabbing showing his true intentions .....

` I use ta lik kate, great tits, respect her as a business genius ... you cant deny she`s a brilliant mum to harvebear and the other 4 kids ` ..... but recently, after I was a long time lurker, here lurking a long time, but not a fan anymore ... jus lurking

Im thinking everything gone wrong in her life is due to ` PETE YA CUNT ` ... her bad boob jobs, fucked up surgery boatrace is all down to ` PETE YA CUNT ` .... ` Mexicans with balaclavas ` is ` PETE YA CUNTS ` fault ... her doomed relationships all the fault of ` PETE YA CUNT ` .... Keiron, all her x`s moving on with a happy life ` PETE YA CUNTS FAULT ` ...... ` PETE YA CUNT .... PETE YA CUNT ` ..... war in Ukraine ( bless em ) .... ` PETE YA CUNT ` ..... Global warming ` PETE YA CUNT ` .... cost of living crisis ` PETE YA CUNT ` ... shortage of tomatoes ` PETE YA CUNT `

I'm watching Stan very closely, claims he has not made Lemon meringue in years ... Hmmmmmmmmmm... very smooth ..... ` PETE YA CUNTS ` fault .... https://giphy.com/RsUBjCrwkMphRhtXtQ ... Im watching YOU Butler
 
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Stan Butler

You spotted my subliminal messages in my posts then will have to be more devious were your concerned Anna,,, I've managed to turn a few to the dark side but can see i must try harder with you.
 
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Blessmyheart

itslifebutnotasweknowit said:
We should be so lucky.
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Did I read somewhere that Blade will only attack people wearing black?
If this is true, then I can see a flaw in her security arrangements.I have though of a cunning plan.Just wear pink.That way, KP thinks you are a fan, and Blade just accepts you as the norm.
Only feisty goths may have a problem.
( looks at Crowbag).
 
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Thankfully I don't have to deliver to skank, I wear a balaclava under my crash helmet, that would freak
out the dog and also Blade,
 
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Stan Butler

Palace Tone said:
Looks ace again Stan. But instead of ‘I love Kat’ it should say ‘I need gravy’
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Did have gravy on mine PT,, but that was for the old neighbour across from me his wifes gone to London for a couple of days sent her the picture so she knows he's eating (last time she went away he lived on crisps, biscuits and chocolate.
 
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life’s a car crash

You need to get some home furnishing treatment asap . I prescribe a trip to John Lewis with a side order of another high end furniture shop. You should in the short term avoid the range / B&M , home bargains and any glittery/ pink or “ on trend” items for at least 8 weeks to ensure the more tasteful items get a chance to permeate . Should you relapse only one item is allowed to remain, gmfollieibg a strict one in/ one out rule. It’s tough love urban bunny , cruel to be kind, we’ve all got your back
 
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Pisspotshow

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Blessmyheart

Loving the evening wear crocs..I also notice that Grant is (slowly but surely)trying to escape.
Another week and he will have made it to Switzerland.
 
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Crowbag

My hair is pink so that would get through security whilst the rest of me is wrestling with Blade.
 
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