Katie Price #253 Batnan's a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie World. Plastic fantastic her house is bloody drastic

[Urbanbunny]

Not quite the case. If you are taking a child out of education, and home schooling, there's all-sorts of forms to fill in and whatnot. If you declare you are home schooling then they legally come off roll and you have to prove you are educating them yourself. Which I doubt Skank is doing at all.

I shall tell my sister in law she is talking out of her arse. That’s the last time I listen to her.

 

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Couldnt stop myself ... Grant finally escapes and attacks Carol

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Thanks for doing that, glad someone did.

 

[Lunagooner]

They'd have to be extremely unwell to go to a secure psychiatric hospital, think on the scale of the Yorkshire Ripper. Most mental health problems will just count as 'mitigating cicumstances' when it comes to sentencing, so might get you a reduced sentence. A bit like how Kipper got community service and a suspended sentence. I still think Stephen Bear will get a prison sentence though.

I hope he does, he could have used his MH during his trial but carried on as the arrogant pig headed little shit he is

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Frankentits in the classiest of the papers.. Bahaha! (Sorry if it’s been posted already!)

Peter Andre's relationship with Katie Price - bitter split to scathing messages

Despite having called time on their relationship in 2009, Katie Price and Peter Andre have been embroiled in a bitter feud ever since. Daily Star has taken a look inside some of their quarrels

www.dailystar.co.uk

Yawn......zzzzzzzzzzz.

 

[helptheaged]

Well,if you have implants and you are due your breast check,you have to let them know before your appointment,I have breast implant (done many,many years ago)only on one booby.You get your letter before appointment and it states on there to inform them before app.But they still do the tit in the vice thingy.

They wouldn’t be able to get her breasts in the machine and they cannot be squashed

 

[midsummer blue]

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Still wearing his rose tinted specs I see. He wishes she looked like that.

 

[mrspig99]

Awww insult to beautiful Turtles Cakky,At least they love their babies.

Not really though, they bury the eggs in the sand then leave them to it! They are then at huge risk of being eaten by predators, especially when they first hatch and have to run back into the sea. TBH that DOES sound like skanky, doesn't it? Leaving kids to fend for themselves?
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Oh he’s classy right I get it now.

Katie Price’s ex Carl Woods takes a swipe at her with cryptic post

KATIE Price’s ex Carl Woods has made a jibe at the former glamour model amid their latest break-up – while branding himself “classy”. The car salesman, 34, took to social me…

www.thesun.co.uk

Classy and Carl Woods are not words that belong in the same sentence!
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oh F of Carol ... no one cares
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Ewwww
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Maybe it's one of her missing nips making a bid for freedom! Lol! They photoshopped all the scars out but left that in!
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These last two bikinis look cheap, like cheap cotton poplin fabric you buy by the 1/4 metre for crafts. No offence to the person who designed the print but I think someone's custom made these bikinis for her to fit the monstrous twins and it's not exactly a premium product!

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That's her luvverly scar puckering innit? Gawjus!

Maybe she made them herself, seeing how good she is at 'crafting' and all! Could be a whole new business line for her!

 

[Sarivng2022]

Good for you! That's proper art!

I so wish MLM's were illegal in the States. Predatory BS it is (so, great match for she who gets off on getting one over, and collecting victims)

I thought they just stopped calling them pyramid schemes but they still have them here. Like bloody Arbonne and Herbalife. Forever living was another one- the aloe Vera thing.

 

[Cheezychips]

I Think that it looks so much more natural on African/carribean ladies and children,they have been doing it for generations,their hair seems much stronger,I may be wrong.I just think it looks lovely on them.Men as well.

Absolutely agree, they look amazing on the right hair types, the types they were created for. Their hair is much stronger and way more easy to braid, I miss doing them but I would feel uncomfortable with it now, knowing what the history is.

 

[Trafalgar]

Sewer,you’ve reminded me,my sister died 2010,throat and tongue cancer,she couldn’t eat solids she had feeding tube in her tummy,also prescribed Co-Codamol that dissolves,I was looking for something I found a big box,looked like pack of 200 ciggies that you see,it was Co-Codamols,prescribed by St Barts,now I gave one box back to local chemist,will they still take these very old ones?

Yes they will take any old medication no problem at all. Just drop them in for disposal. This happens a lot when people are clearing out relatives houses etc.......

 

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Katie Price #254 - Skanky back in the UK but the kids are not OK!

REMINDER, VOTE NOW.

 

[SewerGrapes]

Sewer,you’ve reminded me,my sister died 2010,throat and tongue cancer,she couldn’t eat solids she had feeding tube in her tummy,also prescribed Co-Codamol that dissolves,I was looking for something I found a big box,looked like pack of 200 ciggies that you see,it was Co-Codamols,prescribed by St Barts,now I gave one box back to local chemist,will they still take these very old ones?

Yes the chemist will defo take them and dispose of them safely. They kept giving me aspirin on my script which I'd cancelled blah-de-blah + out of date antihistamines, cough syrup. Everything except syringes I believe.
Skanky is still a sponge-bob BatNan grifting, manipulative, lying cunt though, and I expect she cupboards full of out-dated antibiotics. x
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I was at Balenciaga this morning and I saw a pair of boots that made me think of Skanky.

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I don't know how much they cost, no price in the shop nor the website but we are talking
around £1200.

Nah - the toe definers are all wrong. Kipper needs them trotter-shaped!
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But would a UK doctor keep giving her pain killers for self inflicted surgeries? Surely any decent doctor would refuse once they saw those grotesque, mutilated surgeries? Wouldn’t they be referring her to a psychiatric centre, as she’s clearly a fruit loop with her disturbing behaviour in general? She’s addicted to surgery & disfiguring herself. The gruesome alterations to her face/body and the constant tattoos too. How she’s not got sepsis or gangrene amazes me, especially as she’s not a clean individual I’m shocked nothings dropped off

Ah, you're forgetting the nipples and septic face lift cut plus the manky under-boob pu on CBB.

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

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[Pisspotshow]

think he is the ring master of an agency of has beens. i thought that black and white striped room reminded me of something, a fucking circus tent and now shes going to look at elephants with the kids ( elephant tranqualisers ? ) to fit a small elephant in with the horses and small dogs. cole the clown is home, sewing some frilly,collars for them all ( pink wrap thing, she has around her trunk). shes thought of a new money making venture, a circus, shes going to have westcrack as a side show and she will be the bearded breast lady

Westcrack will be centre of the stall where you squirt water into a clowns mouth.
A fitting use for her face at last.

 

[mrspig99]

I thought they were par boiled. Ready to be roasted .

Yes they didn't look raw to me either.
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Stay classy Cole.
.You've had a tattoo of a woman in a woolly hat giving the finger.How, is that remotely connected with the Mexican day of the dead.
Unless it was winter, and she was common.And was giving the traders down the Christmas market some grief.
It also looks nothing like Price.If anything the tattooist is channeling Stevie Nicks.
I cannot believe that one man can reach this level of stupid.

Agreed! Mexican day of the dead is all about those fancy painted skulls! Like this!

 

[SewerGrapes]

If you put some eyes and turkey teef on it, it looks like the turd emoji….

Haha Klair, you made me look again at it twice ~ and yep ~ you're right...
(Hope @Pom Bear sees it and thinks 'AHA'

 

[Crowbag]

New survey on twitter.

Cannot stand either, both shallow, economical with the truth, filtered, self centred, egotistical talentless eejits.

Apart from that they're fabulous.

 

[Crowbag]

Ah... I shall have to correct you Crowbag. I'm quoting a comment written on the YouTube comments. It was them that wrote it. Wasn't me Guv... Honest... (having a slight panic in case I shall be ostracised... or even worse, sent to Coventry....)

Phew.
You shall be free, miss bimbo, freeeeeee to roam, even to Coventry (but only willingly).
Phew.
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Haven't made one for a few years so will give it a go, you sweet talker you.

Joins the queue very quietly.

 

[life’s a car crash]

People can do very well out of Mary Kay though. I have a friend who did well enough to get the free car, cute little convertible. I often see what we call 'Mary Kay Pink' cars around, you can't miss them because of the color!

The cars aren’t free they are lease and if you don’t meet your quota you are left paying the car . So many horror stories

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

If Sid is there then so is sinkboy. He would not leave at the MM. Sid normally goes to his dad

This would have been last year, Mellow. When they were filming the MM programme, when Sharon was still alive