Katie Price #253 Batnan's a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie World. Plastic fantastic her house is bloody drastic

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From slimy Rymi stories, you can hear foghorn talking to 'buns' in the background
That poor darling elephant gorgeous creature being confronted with that cunt,Knock her over ele,then with your beautiful legs tread on the cunt and squash the cunt.
 
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If someone is going to kidnap you, they don't usually give you a heads up beforehand either! Same with robbing you!
 
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Mind you Cakky Tupperware lasted for years.Gawd yes Anne summers,we were asked to make a dick we were given plastacine,we had to put hands round back and model.Fuck me I won.i got a pencil topper you stick on end of pencil it was a rubber mini dick.
 
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If someone is going to kidnap you, they don't usually give you a heads up beforehand either! Same with robbing you!
"Excuse me my dear. I wonder if by chance you'll be available Wednesday week for a kidnapping ? Oh you're having your nails and hair done? Well would Thursday be better for you? Lovely. I'll confirm by email and see you 11.30 sharp"
 
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People can do very well out of Mary Kay though. I have a friend who did well enough to get the free car, cute little convertible. I often see what we call 'Mary Kay Pink' cars around, you can't miss them because of the color!
 
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People can do very well out of Mary Kay though. I have a friend who did well enough to get the free car, cute little convertible. I often see what we call 'Mary Kay Pink' cars around, you can't miss them because of the color!
MrsP I do have a memory about the name but knew nothing about her,was it mainly US thingy?
 
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There’s one thing embellishing a story for the tabloids. Saying you were raped in front of your children, from, your camera equipment being taken and no one touched youl But to use real police resources and pretend you were ever, EVER going to be the victim of some kidnap plot is wasting police time. No one wants to break into that shithole. Probably get hepatitis B ringing the fucking doorbell. Dirty mare that she is. She creates a couple of stories a week. Mainly lies with her current hangers on, Slimey Rymi and his friend, baby-sitters and blue tick wannabes. Gone is Turdo and his extentions. Pointy chin make up plastering expert Fern. All who let down Price, like her e partners and past hangers on.
Who is looking after the dogs? Are they locked in an outbuilding at the squalid dump? There is NO WAY she is paying kennel fees.
 
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Just thinking about how Harvey 'smashes his head' into walls and pictures, breaking them.
I've no doubt he gets angry and frustrated when with Kipper, but maybe he's forever tripping over all those dogs and flying headlong into things?
Either way, it must be hazardous for H.
 
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[/QUOTE] Hopefully an effigy of the Kipper
 
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Yes I think that's probably how he expresses his frustration. KP seemed pleased when he apparently smashed his room up at school, she probably delights in winding him up and leaving other people to deal with it. It will be the same with Jett and Bunny I imagine, getting them to say awful things to Michelle and Kieran and misbehave.
 
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