Katie Price #25 and Carl the lackey, love a matching tacky tracky

Monsieur Crumble said:

Pay per view live stream wedding ffs! she is so desperate now

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liar liar said:

I'm sure a Sun poster once described her as 'having a face like a bag of smashed hamsters' - nice in other words


Her eyebrows are simply an unholy mess - they look like they are ghosting themselves...

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Monsieur Crumble said:

Pay per view live stream wedding ffs! she is so desperate now

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Monsieur Crumble said:

I officially became a pensioner today so to mark the occasion I'm gonna put on my national health syrup and copy Krusty's beautifully precisioned brows with my sharpie in readiness for my WhatsApp call with my kids they are in for a shock

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Monsieur Crumble said:

I officially became a pensioner today so to mark the occasion I'm gonna put on my national health syrup and copy Krusty's beautifully precisioned brows with my sharpie in readiness for my WhatsApp call with my kids they are in for a shock

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Pink Squirrel said:

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Monsieur Crumbleeeeeeee, happy birthday to you

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liar liar said:

Wow nice to see just how seriously she takes her wedding vows. This is just horrible - like anyone can watch what should be a beautiful, special day and you would want a bunch of nobodies 'attending' - they shouldn't be granted a marriage licence.


Wear it backwards for ultra-shock value -Happy Birdy 2 Ewes

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Monsieur Crumble said:

I officially became a pensioner today so to mark the occasion I'm gonna put on my national health syrup and copy Krusty's beautifully precisioned brows with my sharpie in readiness for my WhatsApp call with my kids they are in for a shock

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Monsieur Crumble said:

I officially became a pensioner today so to mark the occasion I'm gonna put on my national health syrup and copy Krusty's beautifully precisioned brows with my sharpie in readiness for my WhatsApp call with my kids they are in for a shock

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liar liar said:

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeet I forgot the present!


<phew>

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Monsieur Crumble said:

Thank you all for the birthday wishes you crazy,clever lovely bunch


It's a shame I don't possess a vomit inducing tacky tracky oh well Jim jams it is

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Monsieur Crumble said:

I officially became a pensioner today so to mark the occasion I'm gonna put on my national health syrup and copy Krusty's beautifully precisioned brows with my sharpie in readiness for my WhatsApp call with my kids they are in for a shock

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Monsieur Crumble said:

I officially became a pensioner today so to mark the occasion I'm gonna put on my national health syrup and copy Krusty's beautifully precisioned brows with my sharpie in readiness for my WhatsApp call with my kids they are in for a shock

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Monsieur Crumble said:

I officially became a pensioner today so to mark the occasion I'm gonna put on my national health syrup and copy Krusty's beautifully precisioned brows with my sharpie in readiness for my WhatsApp call with my kids they are in for a shock

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Monsieur Crumble said:

Thank you all for the birthday wishes you crazy,clever lovely bunch

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Monsieur Crumble said:

I officially became a pensioner today so to mark the occasion I'm gonna put on my national health syrup and copy Krusty's beautifully precisioned brows with my sharpie in readiness for my WhatsApp call with my kids they are in for a shock

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Pink Squirrel said:

If only she wasn't charging an eye watering £495 I'd treat you to a personal Thrilzzzzz birthday greeting from Skanky Flaps

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Monsieur Crumble said:

Pay per view live stream wedding ffs! she is so desperate now

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Monsieur Crumble said:

Thank you all for the birthday wishes you crazy,clever lovely bunch


It's a shame I don't possess a vomit inducing tacky tracky oh well Jim jams it is

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