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VIP Member
Ah but the role of NHS Vol Resps are: 1: collect/deliver shopping/medication/other 2: maintain regular contact through friendly phone calls and 3: take people to medical appointments.Get over to The Scum everyone! New story that Skanky has landed a new, 3 part documentary about training to be a paramedic! Apparently she'll train to be a 'Volunteer Emergency Responder' and be qualified to attend shifts alongside trained paramedics. How's that going to work? Thought she could only walk for 20 mins a day, can't see that working having to hop in and out of ambulances?
Jesus Christ can you imagine, god forbid, having an accident, every bone in your body broken, drifting in and out of consciousness and then a vision (like David Hasselof on Bay Watch in slow motion) Skanky zooming towards you on her mobility scooter. Wig akimbo, trowelled on make up, no knickers on, radioactive teef burning out your coronas shreaking "I've got you mate, you single?" I'd crawl to the hospital and take my chances!
She can't drive so actually she doesn't qualify unless the shop/person is within walking distance.