Katie Price #207 Lies after lies, she thinks we're mugs. Meanwhile her eyebrows look like slugs

[tracey3871]

Kipper is totally deluded - really does think she can sing

Katie Price shows off her real singing voice as she belts off songs in hotel car park and says she’s ‘gone nuts’ | The Sun

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

well ... she has a voice that could raise the dead thats for sure ...

She’d do very well in Mexico for day of the dead.

 

[Stan Butler]

Wonder what story is cooking in the minds of skank, Amy the enabler and Sophie the source for a bit of sympathy and deflection,,it's got to face the music and backlash when it comes home from its week long Spanish holiday ooops sorry 24hr dash to film it's OF so it'll have to be a good one.

 

[Bootoyoutoo]

So have her and Carl split up as his unfollowed her on Instagram

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Where is our DC?

 

[tracey3871]

She’d do very well in Mexico for day of the dead.

I have said it before - thats the only way Carol will marry her ... when he is a corpse ... even then they will have to dig him up

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

I have said it before - thats the only way Carol will marry her ... when he is a corpse ... even then they will have to dig him up

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Pom,Pom day of the dead Sinkwanker and Kipper.

 

[Whl1994]

I have said it before - thats the only way Carol will marry her ... when he is a corpse ... even then they will have to dig him up

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Is that Skanky and Sinkboy with their new hairdresser??

 

[WillowTree21]

“Abide wiv me, Woo Hoo”
“

With that foghorn voice, it's enough to wake the dead. She would think a
eulogy is something you need to see medical consultant about !

 

[lozenger]

Omg haha that’s actually cracked me up - who the hell would want her singing at a funeral. That’s hilarious

If she gets a crack on, she could perform at HMQ's funeral on Monday. That would clear the crowds

 

[tracey3871]

Is that Skanky and Sinkboy with their new hairdresser??

Only if he works for free after a beg ... cannot be any worse than Oozy Turd who appears to have jettisoned Kipper ...

 

[Blessmyheart]

I think she truly believes she can sing.
She has been pushing this agenda for a long time, but belting out a toon karaoke style does not a singer make.
Unless Rick desperate can luck into some dance tune that catches the public imagination.
At the moment she will say anything for headlines, and frankly, I’m not even interested any more.She has nothing to give.Even my outrage has been over outraged.
I think this is her future.Stupid fake headlines and ( unfortunately), still cropping up on panel shows.I think the days of massive paycheques are over.
I’m ok with her selling tat to the chavs, because by this stage , everyone knows what she is, so it’s a case of buyer beware.The same thing applies to people who ( from now on in), provide goods and services.

 

[NoodleNips]

So have her and Carl split up as his unfollowed her on Instagram

I bloody hope so - and I hope he sings like a bird about all her grubby lies - makes some money and stitches her up like the Kipper she is!

 

[bargainhunt99]

Once a month.
Whether she needs it or not.
Very particular with her cleanliness.

I think your being over generous personally. More like twice a year

 

[tracey3871]

“Abide wiv me, Woo Hoo”
“

Come on ... everything is about herself ... me myself & I ...
it will have to be 'Amazing Kipper'

Amazing ME how sweet I sound
A lovely Kipper like me
I once was traumatized, but now I'm fine
Was lying but you didnt see

'Twas ME that faked and lied lied lied
My trauma was all about me
How precious did this Kipper appear
The hour I was believed

Through many dangers, toils, and snares
I have already come
My drama has brought me safe thus far
And Kipper will lead you home

Well I've been here ten thousand years
Bright, shining as the sun
With loads more days to sing my own praise
Than when I first begun

Amazing ME how sweet I sound
A lovely Kipper like me
I once was traumatized, but now I'm fine
Was lying but you didnt see

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

I bloody hope so - and I hope he sings like a bird about all her grubby lies - makes some money and stitches her up like the Kipper she is!

Then loses the money.

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Come on ... everything is about herself ... me myself & I ...
it will have to be 'Amazing Kipper'

Amazing ME how sweet I sound
A lovely Kipper like me
I once was traumatized, but now I'm fine
Was lying but you didnt see

'Twas ME that faked and lied lied lied
My trauma was all about me
How precious did this Kipper appear
The hour I was believed

Through many dangers, toils, and snares
I have already come
My drama has brought me safe thus far
And Kipper will lead you home

Well I've been here ten thousand years
Bright, shining as the sun
With loads more days to sing my own praise
Than when I first begun

Amazing ME how sweet I sound
A lovely Kipper like me
I once was traumatized, but now I'm fine
Was lying but you didnt see

That's brilliant Tracey, @okeep Peeko, you have competition here

 

[tracey3871]

I dont make things up - part tentyhundred and one ...

 

[Madcatbimbo]

Kipper is totally deluded - really does think she can sing

Katie Price shows off her real singing voice as she belts off songs in hotel car park and says she’s ‘gone nuts’ | The Sun

Erm..... you'd think she'd sort of realise, wouldn't you...?!!

'In 2010, she released a single called Free to Love Again, which limped in at No.60 in the charts.
And she tried again in 2017, with her single I Got U, but again had very little success.
She admitted at the time she had very little support for her musical dreams - and even her manager did not want her to relaunch her pop career.'

 

[Seesaw]

Once a month.
Whether she needs it or not.
Very particular with her cleanliness.

Have you not noticed that she hardly ever posts pics of herself in a bath or shower? She never uses a bathroom