Katie Price #206 Upstaged by the death of beloved Queen, face it KP is a despised hasbeen.

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It looks off-its-current-face, as per usual and the nylon hair looks triffic too skanky. All that I see in this are the whites of it's lying eyes and dem damned TEEF burning through the dingy orange,pock-marked complexion resembling a bath sponge :) Oh and nikitacharisma OMFG!!!

So you have to go all the way to Spain for a day to take cracking foters like this do you? Jesus bleeping christ......................................
 
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Going to take more than a big Spanish Villa to make their OF photos worth paying for or even looking at 🤢
If I wasn't so worried about my fuel bills and had renewed my passport I would love to stay there.
Why would anyone rent that villa out for one day only to that clatter of 🍩🍩🍩?
I wonder if it'll turn into an extended holiday (oops, work assignment) because surely the O.F. Punters aren't interested in sight seeing!
:unsure::unsure::unsure:Oh, then again....
 
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Oh Krusties seems like you need cheering up, might be a little thing But I feel a £150 fine coming , Kerching. Mind you pocket change to the self made millionaire , off topic For the last few months I have been writing a musical , provisional titles, The miseducation of Katie price, Diamond dog, kitchen sink, New boots and panties, country house, I will take votes, also since a big TV company have taken the first option (C4) would like some advice on who
Could play Skanky and Sinkboy , Don’t worry you will be first too hear the songs, and see the screenplay, and all krusties will share in the profits xxxx
 

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If I wasn't so worried about my fuel bills and had renewed my passport I would love to stay there.
Why would anyone rent that villa out for one day only to that clatter of 🍩🍩🍩?
I wonder if it'll turn into an extended holiday (oops, work assignment) because surely the O.F. Punters aren't interested in sight seeing!
:unsure::unsure::unsure:Oh, then again....
"How to get married in Spain" perhaps? Everyone needs to know that don't they?
 
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Is she attempting to look sexy 😂😂😂😂
Laughing so hard…😂😂
Looks more like severe constipation
You had best ask Stink Boy for a few tips on shifting that little number skanky luv (particularly if he took up that 5k offer LOL)
 
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Really, really desperate now.
High as a kite to try, and fail, to look anything remotely regarded as sexy.
I get the feeling that 'it' isn't too far away now from filming full on porn.
The fall is dramatic, isn't it?
And still falling, tumbling even, looks gone, fortune gone, reputation blown to smithereens and without a real friend.
 
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Really, really desperate now.
High as a kite to try, and fail, to look anything remotely regarded as sexy.
I get the feeling that 'it' isn't too far away now from filming full on porn.
The fall is dramatic, isn't it?
And still falling, tumbling even, looks gone, fortune gone, reputation blown to smithereens and without a real friend.
and I am bloody LOVING IT!! Woo bleeping Hoo!!!!! :ROFLMAO:(y)
 
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It looks off-its-current-face, as per usual and the nylon hair looks triffic too skanky. All that I see in this are the whites of it's lying eyes and dem damned TEEF burning through the dingy orange,pock-marked complexion resembling a bath sponge :) Oh and nikitacharisma OMFG!!!

So you have to go all the way to Spain for a day to take cracking foters like this do you? Jesus bleeping christ......................................
He could do a Kieran and meet an attractive younger mother at the school gates.
Yep and then get KP another 5yrs RO

Can’t see sink boy being thrilled with the school run.
Think she will use that as her get out clause. I cant drive so cant do school runs, and I have a career
 
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What's sink boy getting out of this OF masterclass on how to improve their fanbase,, how to close a jam jar lid quicker to keep the smell fresh, how to get more distance and accuracy from his baby gravy shooting, how to paint on abs and a six pack. 😀
 
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