Katie Price #20 fifty shades of creosote tan and yet more scams on Instagram.

[Facehugger]

It's a memory in her head of what Cole says after a BJ


<Flutters eyelashes and threatens to let Skanky know you are 'free' and 'availabubble'...>


To be fair - decorated tea services are the biz - the more flowery and gilt-edged the better.

I've got my Nan's Ivy Leaf tea set, including cake/sandwich stand, I love it but never have an excuse to use it

Let's see what bollocks old skanky comes out with today shall we, she did Harvey at the weekend, Cole & Bunny yesterday, we shall see!

 

[liar liar]

Bell end alert.

How is that a play on words? He should take an on-line English language GCSE the twit...

I've got my Nan's Ivy Leaf tea set, including cake/sandwich stand, I love it but never have an excuse to use it

Let's see what bollocks old skanky comes out with today shall we, she did Harvey at the weekend, Cole & Bunny yesterday, we shall see!

I know the one you mean - noice I got Wedgewood 'Wild Strawberry' set - wedding pressie

I thought that was strange on the Youtube video to post the front of the house, as they even filmed the house number. That YT guy Chris is a shocking camerman. Exactly, she goes on about the security of Harvey from 'kidnap' threats yet tells the world where he is living.
Social Services are apparently not allowed to monitor her social media accounts, so you have to report any concerns and tell them where to look, say links of newspaper articles, or on her social media.

Also received this response re the scams
Thank you for raising the concerns regarding the posts on Carl Woods’ Instagram account which related to Forex Trading and the account Giveaway Collabs International. We noted from your complaint that you highlighted that both these posts were promoting scams.

You may be interested to know that we have previously been in contact with Carl Woods’ representative regarding Instagram posts potentially promoting scams. I note that the posts you have raised concerns about appear to have subsequently been deleted from Carl Wood’s account.
With this in mind, it would appear that there are no grounds for further ASA intervention on these issues, and so we will not be pursuing any further action. We will however keep your comments on file and continue to monitor the response to posts from Carl Woods Instagram account. We will also be providing details of your complaint to Carl Woods’ representative.

While we won’t be taking any other specific action on your complaint at this time, I want to thank you for contacting us. Complaints like yours are extremely important to us as they help us to build a picture on the issues that we should tackle.

If you require any further clarification or information please don’t hesitate to contact me,

As long as your personal details aren't passed along, fairy nuff...

 

[BigBlue2018]

Back to the story about Cole being sent explicit pictures by a young women which he has not deleted nor blocked her. By the number of thumbprints on his phone screen he's clearly watched them a few times.

Hilariously, Pricey has had the audacity to call the girl a 'Rooster' and plaster her name all over social media. She is such a troll, bully and by sharing the videos is this not her second incidence of 'revenge porn? She is such a thick moron. Ironically a 'Rooster' is a male fowl (or foul in KP case). Basically it's a cock, hey Cole!

 

[liar liar]

Back to the story about Cole being sent explicit pictures by a young women which he has not deleted nor blocked her. By the number of thumbprints on his phone screen he's clearly watched them a few times.

Hilariously, Pricey has had the audacity to call the girl a 'Rooster' and plaster her name all over social media. She is such a troll, bully and by sharing the videos is this not her second incidence of 'revenge porn? She is such a thick moron. Ironically a 'Rooster' is a male fowl (or foul in KP case). Basically it's a cock, hey Cole!

Or as Katie screams 'any cock will dooooooooooooo'! I love your description of Cole as 'The Pebble'

Thread suggestion:
Wear a face mask, strap a plank if you're entering Katie skank

 

[Lollypops]

Christ knows, but sure tinned processed peas and grey mash are involved. Or in French Kwiss eeens 'petits pois transformés en boîte et purée grise'

Kwiss een = cuisine

 

[BigBlue2018]

Or as Katie screams 'any cock will dooooooooooooo'! I love your description of Cole as 'The Pebble'

Thread suggestion:
Wear a face mask, strap a plank if you're entering Katie skank

Thank you so much Liar my chum!

 

[Facehugger]

Back to the story about Cole being sent explicit pictures by a young women which he has not deleted nor blocked her. By the number of thumbprints on his phone screen he's clearly watched them a few times.

Hilariously, Pricey has had the audacity to call the girl a 'Rooster' and plaster her name all over social media. She is such a troll, bully and by sharing the videos is this not her second incidence of 'revenge porn? She is such a thick moron. Ironically a 'Rooster' is a male fowl (or foul in KP case). Basically it's a cock, hey Cole!

I didn't even get the rooster thing, is it a modern term of insultation-ness that us normal folk don't use? Wouldn't you (if you were going to call the girl out) call her a slapper or something? What's a bloody old cockerel got to do with it?!

 

[tacheovale]

How is that a play on words? He should take an on-line English language GCSE the twit...

I think you're giving Cole a bit too much credit there.

Key Stage 1 is more Cole's level.

 

[liar liar]

I didn't even get the rooster thing, is it a modern term of insultation-ness that us normal folk don't use? Wouldn't you (if you were going to call the girl out) call her a slapper or something? What's a bloody old cockerel got to do with it?!

This is from the Urban Dictionary...

1 The stupid bleeping bleep of a bird that crows next to the door every bleeping morning.
2 the stupid bird that attacks you for no reason and squawks at any bleeping thing it does'nt like. That bleeping bleep of a rooster is crowing outside the door again. Stop squarking you useless bleeping rooster.

 

[tacheovale]

This is from the Urban Dictionary...

1 The stupid bleeping bleep of a bird that crows next to the door every bleeping morning.
2 the stupid bird that attacks you for no reason and squawks at any bleeping thing it does'nt like. That bleeping bleep of a rooster is crowing outside the door again. Stop squarking you useless bleeping rooster.

Hang on, thats Pricey down to a T?

 

[Facehugger]

This is from the Urban Dictionary...

1 The stupid bleeping bleep of a bird that crows next to the door every bleeping morning.
2 the stupid bird that attacks you for no reason and squawks at any bleeping thing it does'nt like. That bleeping bleep of a rooster is crowing outside the door again. Stop squarking you useless bleeping rooster.

Hahaha, well, that applies to madam herself, so she's no darn business calling anyone else it then! Pot calling the kettle there!

 

[Lucid30]

I didn't even get the rooster thing, is it a modern term of insultation-ness that us normal folk don't use? Wouldn't you (if you were going to call the girl out) call her a slapper or something? What's a bloody old cockerel got to do with it?!

Here’s an article from 2017.
Priceless says she would sleep “with anyone” if she wasn’t married

 

[liar liar]

Kwiss een = cuisine

Lol I would never have worked that out in a month of mental breakdowns

 

[BigBlue2018]

I didn't even get the rooster thing, is it a modern term of insultation-ness that us normal folk don't use? Wouldn't you (if you were going to call the girl out) call her a slapper or something? What's a bloody old cockerel got to do with it?!

Christ only knows Facehugger. Makes bugger all sense and she can't even get the sex of the fowl correct. Maybe she was on the Columbian marching powder with hardman, Roger Moore raised eye-browed 'The Pebble' ('The Rocks' poor boss eyed relative!)

 

[liar liar]

Here’s an article from 2017.
Priceless says she’s sleep “with anyone” if she wasn’t married

That worked out well then...

 

[265]

Here’s an article from 2017.
Priceless says she’s sleep “with anyone” if she wasn’t married

Even that isn't exactly true

 

[BigMavis]

@liar liar fun fact we had a rooster called Chuck Norris..... we avoided him.

 

[liar liar]

Christ only knows Facehugger. Makes bugger all sense and she can't even get the sex of the fowl correct. Maybe she was on the Columbian marching powder with hardman, Roger Moore raised eye-browed 'The Pebble' ('The Rocks' poor boss eyed relative!)

<Coughs - polite like> I'm sorry Roger Moore was wonderful and I don't think he belongs in a thread about the Skankster... as you were

@liar liar fun fact we had a rooster called Chuck Norris..... we avoided him.

How did I not guess? When you've lived in Cyprus and France as I have you learn to hate the bloody things very quickly.

 

[Pink Squirrel]

Is that Gareth? He looks wiped out!!

I wonder if this has anything to do with them both being under the same management now

 

[Lollypops]

Skanky Kate has a mate known as man like Carl. Still waiting for him to take her up the aisle.........