Cos nothing says sexy like a knock off man bag, a see through manky gusset, a cheap bottle of all purpose creosote and a plastic drainpipe!
Cos nothing says sexy like a knock off man bag, a see through manky gusset, a cheap bottle of all purpose creosote and a plastic drainpipe!It gets worse.
And an armpit.Cos nothing says sexy like a knock off man bag, a see through manky gusset, a cheap bottle of all purpose creosote and a plastic drainpipe!
Would have been slightly more appealing if the random bag wasn’t in shot. Why would you be needing a Gucci bag when you’re literally standing in your back garden against your garage wall? #desperate.It gets worse.
You forgot about adopting a Nigerian child and recently she announced she had trained as a nurse.............That was what sold the show. They weren't paid to be seen doing a bit of gardening or sitting around discussing the econmic situation in Peru. Sex sells and they both played on it to the max. That was their USP for their joint shows back then, sex and dirty talk and dry humping.
He grew out of it and became an adult and she never did. There's the difference.
I disagree with the BIB, sorry. She has no determination whatsoever.
She has fads and goes into something at 100mph, then gets bored and goes on to something else.
I recall her banging on about becoming a paramedic. Never happened. Becoming a nail technician, nope, never happened. Setting up a riding school, couldn't be arsed. Was gonna learn 'proper' cooking, nope, invited Aldo Zilli on her show to teach her and then buggered off riding while he cooked dinner for her extended family and then she turned up in just a towel for the meal. Aldo was fuming. Oh and she was gonna be a vet. Nope. Even her books were all ghost written.
She has no staying power for anything apart from trying to crucify the nation with her attempts at singing.
Dont forget her marathon attempt that she didnt even train for and quit halfway round. Its like she forgets or doesnt realise you have to put time and effort into things!That was what sold the show. They weren't paid to be seen doing a bit of gardening or sitting around discussing the econmic situation in Peru. Sex sells and they both played on it to the max. That was their USP for their joint shows back then, sex and dirty talk and dry humping.
He grew out of it and became an adult and she never did. There's the difference.
I disagree with the BIB, sorry. She has no determination whatsoever.
She has fads and goes into something at 100mph, then gets bored and goes on to something else.
I recall her banging on about becoming a paramedic. Never happened. Becoming a nail technician, nope, never happened. Setting up a riding school, couldn't be arsed. Was gonna learn 'proper' cooking, nope, invited Aldo Zilli on her show to teach her and then buggered off riding while he cooked dinner for her extended family and then she turned up in just a towel for the meal. Aldo was fuming. Oh and she was gonna be a vet. Nope. Even her books were all ghost written.
She has no staying power for anything apart from trying to crucify the nation with her attempts at singing.
Kate- checking for BO again.
Those cracks need a damn good raking out.
Clearly, the builders she ripped off have switched her water off. That’s why she’s outside having a squat behind the old bike shed (geddit?).
amazing body but so fake! So many women have bodies like this because they’ve worked for them.It gets worse.
Katie will need an amazing body if she is to compete in STRICTLY COME DANCING which is her latest target, the Daily Mail have a story on that but the other newspapers haven't caught up yet and I'm not allowed to post Daily Mail links.Amazing body bu
amazing body but so fake! So many women have bodies like this because they’ve worked for them.
Don't worry, it will never happen, Katie has claimed to get in a few shows, she even claims to be trying for that SAS program again next year.Nooooo, please let’s not have her on SCD. She’d be throwing tantrums, whinging constantly and making inappropriate comments about the male pros.
Oh please make it be true.Katie will need an amazing body if she is to compete in STRICTLY COME DANCING which is her latest target, the Daily Mail have a story on that but the other newspapers haven't caught up yet and I'm not allowed to post Daily Mail links.
When you put it like that, I could be convinced...Oh please make it be true.
If I can't have the 5* movie and West End show about her life then I'll settle for her wobbling around on a proper dance floor being flung about like a rag doll by a hunky big pro dancer. It would be hilarious.
Oh and the training vids would be pure gold.
"Put your feet like this Katie" ......
"Can't".
"Well lift your arms like this " ......
"Can't".
"Katie please, just t ....."
"Be back in a mo, just need to lube my tits cos their chafing in this lycra and one of them might be leaking again ..."
and she goes home leaving her pro and the camera guys baffled wondering how she survives in real life.
Freda, are...are you from the future?Oh please make it be true.
If I can't have the 5* movie and West End show about her life then I'll settle for her wobbling around on a proper dance floor being flung about like a rag doll by a hunky big pro dancer. It would be hilarious.
Oh and the training vids would be pure gold.
"Put your feet like this Katie" ......
"Can't".
"Well lift your arms like this " ......
"Can't".
"Katie please, just t ....."
"Be back in a mo, just need to lube my tits cos their chafing in this lycra and one of them might be leaking again ..."
and she goes home leaving her pro and the camera guys baffled wondering how she survives in real life.
Yes , me and Arnie came back together.Freda, are...are you from the future?
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