Katie Price #2

[Speechdancer]

Nah, the old trout has been saying that for years. I bet there's no contract signed yet.
If she did one I'd watch it cos it would be comedy gold.They could call it Carry On Shagging.

Oh duck, just read the article , lololol. She's been sending her crappy bios to a west end producer ? I honestly think she's unhinged. a sandwich short of a picnic and lift not going all the way to the top floor. All that and more. Her brain is fried from drug abuse if she thinks a west end producer would touch her trashy 'story'.

This isn't the first time Katie has mentioned about a film of her (laughable) life, to be honest, who on earth would want to be cast as Katie Price??

Besides the film would be a work of fiction, well most of it.

 

[Mookiegoose]

Nah, the old trout has been saying that for years. I bet there's no contract signed yet.
If she did one I'd watch it cos it would be comedy gold.They could call it Carry On Shagging.

Oh duck, just read the article , lololol. She's been sending her crappy bios to a west end producer ? I honestly think she's unhinged. a sandwich short of a picnic and lift not going all the way to the top floor. All that and more. Her brain is fried from drug abuse if she thinks a west end producer would touch her trashy 'story'.

I'd totally watch it, it would be hilarious. Who would play her and her multiple blokes? I'm proper looking forward to this now . I hope it happens!

 

[WhatwouldPrinnyDo]

Who would play her and her multiple blokes

She wishes it would be
Scarlett Johansson to play Katie
Jamie Dornan to play Peter Andre

but it’s more likely ....
Jaqueline Jossa to play Katie
Joey Essex for Peter

 

[Bubblegumblades]

She'd play herself...because she obviously looks as young and fresh as she always has with all her....erm...facial rejuvenation.

 

[Mookiegoose]

She wishes it would be
Scarlett Johansson to play Katie
Jamie Dornan to play Peter Andre

but it’s more likely ....
Jaqueline Jossa to play Katie
Joey Essex for Peter

Bloody hell, that's perfect. You should be a casting agent for sure!

 

[Curiositygotthebetterofme]

Does anyone know what happened about her brother looking after her money? I remember in one of her reality shows she mentioned how so many 'celebs' spending was outta control & they go bankrupt & she doesn't want to be one of them, so that's why she let her brother be her financial manager, he's not even featured in her 'Crazy Life show', probably cos her house smells of tit !

I remember this too

 

[AngryBird101]

Freda is going to piss her bleeping pants now.

Katie Price claims she's bagged a Netflix film about her life

The 42-year-old former glamour model has claimed that her jam-packed life will be played out on screens in its own Netflix movie based on her autobiography.

www.dailymail.co.uk

I wouldn’t be interested in Katie’s life at all, duck mines is more interesting and KP is the only one that finds her own life interesting.

 

[Say What]

So over than the claim she made about Netflix doing a film on her the other thing bugging me about KP is her claim her hair is so good right now. No KP your hair is not good right now. The extensions have decimated your natural hair and it’s painfully clear. I wish she would take them out and let her hair recover! Lou Roy has basically been using her for free advertising and left KP virtually bald in the process!!

 

[AngryBird101]

So over than the claim she made about Netflix doing a film on her the other thing bugging me about KP is her claim her hair is so good right now. No KP your hair is not good right now. The extensions have decimated your natural hair and it’s painfully clear. I wish she would take them out and let her hair recover! Lou Roy has basically been using her for free advertising and left KP virtually bald in the process!!

I think KP looks like a low class hooker and she looks worse the older she gets, she isn’t a woman that will be okay with being older than 40 that’s for sure, and yes her hair is a state and women of her age shouldn’t have hair that length, that’s for younger women.

 

[Say What]

I think KP looks like a low class hooker and she looks worse the older she gets, she isn’t a woman that will be okay with being older than 40 that’s for sure, and yes her hair is a state and women of her age shouldn’t have hair that length, that’s for younger women.

I don’t understand this fear she has of looking older- her mother is in her mid 60s and is still an attractive woman. As a young woman, she had natural beauty and all she has done is pay people to destroy that. It’s about time she ditched the surgery, extensions etc and allowed her body for recover.

 

[AngryBird101]

I don’t understand this fear she has of looking older- her mother is in her mid 60s and is still an attractive woman. As a young woman, she had natural beauty and all she has done is pay people to destroy that. It’s about time she ditched the surgery, extensions etc and allowed her body for recover.

I totally get her fear because I know for a fact I am going to be the same, not getting work done (Botox yes) but the fear of aging, being beautiful sexy etc is all geared towards women under 35 and as KP has made money out of apparently being beautiful (she isn’t) and sexy (she isn’t) and aging will change this.

Her mum isn’t bad looking but I think saying her mum is attractive is a stretch! Plus her mum looks her age. Kate wants to be noticed by men and men are ageist bastards imo.

 

[Say What]

I totally get her fear because I know for a fact I am going to be the same, not getting work done (Botox yes) but the fear of aging, being beautiful sexy etc is all geared towards women under 35 and as KP has made money out of apparently being beautiful (she isn’t) and sexy (she isn’t) and aging will change this.

Her mum isn’t bad looking but I think saying her mum is attractive is a stretch! Plus her mum looks her age. Kate wants to be noticed by men and men are ageist bastards imo.

I don’t think any of us ladies want to look our age and many of us have lent on our friends Botox and co however KP has gone to the extreme! I agree tho - it seems many men’s perceptions of a beautiful and sexy woman basically involves a woman under 35 with an immaculate figure I should have clarified on KP’s mum but I meant attractive for her age

 

[Cacacoisfarraige]

Some people have aged beautifully.
They have good genes, good surgery, but look after themselves, extra healthy diets, no alcohol, enough sleep.
Unfortunately good plastic surgery can only do so much and she hasn’t had good plastic surgery

 

[Big Red Dog]

It could be worse anyone up for Katie Price The Musical ?

I’m putting Boom Bang A Bang up for one of the songs.

 

[QuirkyFlamingo]

I think KP looks like a low class hooker and she looks worse the older she gets, she isn’t a woman that will be okay with being older than 40 that’s for sure, and yes her hair is a state and women of her age shouldn’t have hair that length, that’s for younger women.

Do you think anyone would pay??

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

Do you think anyone would pay??

Well, someone can get a freebie!

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[Pom Bear]

Well, someone can get a freebie!

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Catching up on this thread but had to comment after seeing this lol

Her eyes!! How did she get them to move away from her nose Maybe they trying to escape loooooool


Eyes so far apart they have different postcodes

Tadpoles for eyebrows

A disappearing nose

Lastly Cuprinal woodstain for her fake tan.

 

[Big Red Dog]

When they say “fans” who exactly are these people and what does being a Katie “fan” actually entail ?

 

[thatstupidcat]

Do you think anyone would pay??

Rooney admits 'sex with a granny'

Wayne Rooney has admitted having sex with prostitutes after he was caught on CCTV visiting a backstreet brothel.

www.standard.co.uk

Just going to leave this here for you, Quirky

 

[AngryBird101]

Do you think anyone would pay??

Men pay all sorts of women for sex and the more screwed up the women is then the more men will pay her, that says a lot about some of the men that pay for sex and none of it good.