I bet SB said, "Ere Dolly, there's some geezer with a camera taking fotos of women on the beach. Let's go down there and get your gorgeous body noticed."
So off they trot to the beach.
SB is taking photos of his Dolly trying to lie in a hammock.
The photographer still hasn't noticed ole Skanky yet, so they get closer to him and he still hasn't noticed her.
Kipper ain't happy so goes up to the photographer and says, "Ere mate, why ain't ya taking fotos of ME! I'm a Modul dontcha know. Ave been for 25 years!!"
Photographer says, " Sorry, but I'm only interested in taking pictures of women covered in tattoos."
Off Dolly stomps pulling SinkBoy with her.
"Where we going, Dolly?" asks SinkBoy.
"Gonna get sum tattoos done, ain't I Cole. No-one says NO to the Pwicey!"
The next day they go back on the Beach, Kipper full of tattoos.
The guy was there again taking photos of beautiful women covered in tattoos.
Kipper goes up and taps the guy on the shoulder. "Ere mate, how about taking some fotos of me now, look I have tattoos over my body"
The photographer looks at her and tuts, "I said, I only take photos of tattooed WOMEN!!!"