Katie Price #173 At real risk of being sent to the can, but who'll do my hair and rub in my fake tan?

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Definitely looks like he has checked out. Probably been sitting around waiting for her all day, hair, filming, chauffeuring, now out for dinner as she probably won’t cook/he won’t eat the slop she serves up.
He looks like hes close to tears. The daily court appearances might not bother her but you can see hes had enough.
 
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He isn’t wearing socks and they look like her (two short) jeans. Men his age and bulk look so stupid in skinny jeans!

They’re probably hers. One of her thongs underneath too.

He is even more dumb than her!
The weird thing is that he wears socks with his trainers when he’s wearing shorts.
Obviously this is not the worst thing about him.
 
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I’ve just seen that picture now

Is it me or does Skanky look like she is putting one of her ugly heads on? Reminds me of Mombie from Return to Oz with all of her different heads
 
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Give me strength - is that all the pair of them can do? Bang on about their Mental Health when they have made shitty decisions and can’t deal with the consequences. I wish the pair of them would just shut up and grow up.
I'm hoping and that said judge will inwardly think "What the fuck?"
We have all been affected from some some form of anxiety/depression over the last two years and many of us are still suffering.
Meanwhile, Katrina & her hangers on have zoomed up and down the country, holidayed abroad multiple times, flagrantly flouting lock-down rules and seemingly sticking two fingers up to the rest of us.
If she gets away with merely a fine/+judicial bollocking only on so many law-breaking charges then I truly despair.
 
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Her blatant disregard of the law has to be addressed at some point.It is beyond ridiculous now.And we all realise that the driving convictions are just the tip of the iceberg.These are the only times she has been caught.
I agree that using the mental health card is offensive, when we all know that she cherry picks when to use it.
If I’m honest, I don’t believe anything except an entire lifestyle overhaul will help in her in the long run.She needs to ditch SB( and the rest of the hangers on), go into therapy and address her drug use, but I can’t see that happen.
There is no doubt in my mind that she deserves a custodial sentence for what she has done, but I feel if there is one, it will be for a few weeks only. I doubt it will do her any good.
I should look on the bright side and say that at least it will give her more time to volunteer at the charity shop.
As for the latest posts....the cuddles with the dog, her mental health being better, Harvey etc.They are so obviously manufactured for public sympathy.
 
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Her blatant disregard of the law has to be addressed at some point.It is beyond ridiculous now.And we all realise that the driving convictions are just the tip of the iceberg.These are the only times she has been caught.
It's not uncommon with driving offences. We're so reliant on cars as a society that courts really don't like handing out long driving bans. Even in the worst cases of Causing Death By Dangerous Driving they don't give out lifetime bans.
 
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Yet its not going to do any of this. It will stand up in Court shreiking about "Me Mental 'Elf wot mayde Me do it awl!", none of this mess is her fault because it was her minions and enablers who insisted on all of it and anyway "Don't underestimate de Pwicey" regardless of anything else since people expect her to be contraversial.
Any judge who believes any of her shit is as bad as she is

Exactly. NOBODY "Forces" skanky to do anything - she ignores anybody whose opinion differs from her own
Its all shit!

Or is it a middle finger to all the reports in the papers about the animal abuse petitions. She's turned off the comments after SFP commented .
And Embrace from Death itself.

Methinks SinkCole has troughed too many Maccy D's.
That's a hell of a lot of ketchup upon his under-bite mush....

(Pause... for it it to fully sink in...)
"Sink" in........................................................ LOL
 
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Exactly - I wish I could do whatever the hell I wanted without any consequences because of my “mental health” - as a grown woman I just get on with it and put my children first.
 
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She has had more than 3 weeks holidays. Minus the plaster classes and travelling takes a lot more days off the 22 weeks. I cannot see her being able to do 7 hours at a time because of her manky feet, you know! Could it be that extra hours was added the other day because she plead guilty and now she is masking it as volunteering?
 
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"Betrayed to be"OMFG!
Give up the big words skanky and stick to the simple stuff like "I'm showed t'bey"
Lucky ol' Horsham eh??

What filter does SB have on him here??
He looks so bloody scruffy, like a young Albert Steptoe (showing my age )
Ah he's using the Worzel Gummidge filter - he borrowed it from skanky

I’ve heard KFP use the C word on many occasions in normal conversation. Same as Edna and ‘Arry. Mr PP Fencing has a potty mouth too. AFP doesn’t use bad language like them.
Skanky is pretty adept at texting the C Word too

Absolutely!
She's not there at Horsham Matters because she wants to be doing anything for the benefit of anybody else because in truth she'd rather be out partying around the country with her Coven having her distorted face replastered twice a day. This will not be Her Idea of fun by any means

Likewise once she shitstorm settles they won't see her plastic arse for dust

Skanky has taught Harvey NOTHING aside from if he does as Mummly says she will chuck an 8 portion carrot cake his way, or if he says the C Word on cue she'll give him a family bag of crisps and a pizza.
She has done absolutely NOTHING for the lad nor his siblings - end of.

All the rubbish on the floor. hair and make up done again, must be for OF, you can hear her shouting on Joel’s IG
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Who'd want to admit responsibility for that mess???
 
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Begs the question, IF she's done the full CS, WHO has been taking her there & back? Can't be SFP, she lives near Greenwich. Maybe could have given her a lift IF she was staying with AFP, but not every time. Mr PP Fencing maybe? Did she get dropped of in his fencing van OR did Crawl take her all the time in one of his fancy cars, that are not taxed & shouldn't be used as taxi's? From now until her next court cases, there will be constant deflection posts. Dogs, horses, Harvey, AFP, reading up on MH therapy. Maybe a visit to Lourdes & kissing the Pope's ring. She'll try anything she's that desperate. Sorry, 4 weeks of trying to keep her 'nose clean' (appropriate saying!) and acting like Mother Theresa, won't change 44 years of being a nasty POS. Will her creditors get an online apology? Will the Andre's & Michelle & Kieran get an apology? Will she admit she lied about the dreadful accusation she's made towards Kieran & referring to him in connection to JS? I'm sure Kieran has to take this further legally. Pretty sure the Andre's have issued legal warnings. Many more court cases to come, I'm positive.
 
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So Harvey's birthday today, expect full on mother of the year photos and videos today. "Harve....do you love mummy...?"
 
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