Katie Price #168 (tune of Any Dream) Cole closed his eyes, any sink will do…

[Facehugger]

I'm rubbish at all things technical however I am a super sleuth - the Christmas PJs look remarkably similar to the TV awards outfit!


I thought the other picture would attach - hang on, I'm on it!

Blimey, you're right! How have we never noticed this before

 

[Madge2022]

Hmm, wonder if Pwicey will be doing a collaboration on Only Fans with this one, Jessica is always liking her Instagram posts. Will be hard to tell who is who, between them they don't have enough natural parts left to make a person

 

[Brah Day Izit?]

Things have definitely been quiet from KFP this week - we have had the obligatory mental health/horse post, the boasting that she's back at MM and remarkably little from the porcelain prodder. Don't fear though Krusties we have next week's entertainment with the plaster classes at all these high-class venues to look forward to. I love it...woo bleeping hoo

 

[Pom Bear]

New thread and Well done @BiffasBeemer on title xx.


A strange one just made ..a mix of Cole and Little Sid x

Back later love Pom

Little Cole likes the new thread x

 

[Minx103]

Somebody on FB, re C4's MM renovation, keeps commenting that the MM is owned by somebody else and that's why Skank is still there. That would mean that C4 have paid to do up Joe Blogg's house, surely?

 

[Brah Day Izit?]

Blimey, you're right! How have we never noticed this before

Oh bollocks - am I late to the party?

 

[Madge2022]

New thread and Well done @BiffasBeemer on title xx.


A strange one just made ..a mix of Cole and Little Sid x

Back later love Pom

Little Cole likes the new thread x

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You put the hole on the wrong end

 

[Pom Bear]

You put the hole on the wrong end

LOOOOOOOOOOOL That's made me laugh xx

 

[Angelic37]

Hair done again today (blow dry) FFS why can’t she dry her own hair.

I genuinely think she is incapable of washing, drying and styling her hair. She's had assistants since the 90s that styled her daily and I don't think she's ever learned, or needed to learn, to wash and dry her own hair. That's why it's always such a mess, unwashed and unbrushed, between trips to the hairdressers. She is absolutely rank.

 

[Madge2022]

LOOOOOOOOOOOL That's made me laugh xx

I'm glad to hear it, I always love your work so nice I can make you laugh now and again.

 

[Brah Day Izit?]

I stumbled into Tattle while researching KP's bankruptcy and have been trapped here ever since.

I have no connection with KP or her entourage and know only what is in the public domain, however apart from her bankruptcy her behaviour is intriguing.

This post could take some time so, sit back for the lecture. You may take notes as there will be a test at the end, so–introducing you toProfessor Maslow.
Abraham Maslow was an American psychologist who created a hierarchy of human needs

The needs are, in order:
1 –Food. We all need food and clothing, whether it's Burgers or has Michelin stars depends on choice or circumstances.
2 –Security. We all need a home, job security for most being part of that, even the real homeless find a certain perceived security in a shop doorway.
3 - Love and belonging We all need to be part of a group - family, school friends, work mates, clubs,fellow Tattlers. Often to fit in our behaviour matches that of the group. In my growing up days we all smoked, that was being part of the 'grown up gang'.
4 –Esteem. We all need to be held in regard. This is not necessarily high honours, it could be progress at work, or being thanked for preparinga meal. It is receiving acknowledgment we have done something that is appreciatedby others.
5 -Self-actualization. This involves pursuing one's potential as an individual.
These needs are not strictly defined, the boundaries between them are 'smudgy' and activities can overlap. They are not specifically any age related but I see them developing with physical and emotional maturity.
Maslow's hierarchy applies to all of us no matter our age, circumstances of life or education, me, you Tattlers and KP. How they are applied by an individual may then be down to their social development and education.

In simple terms the failure to achieve at a lower level means a return to that level until it is fulfilled, for example aUkrainianamateur footballerwho trained 2 nights a week to be a better footballer is, at the moment,probably more bothered about food and safety for his family than training for a pastime.

After that rather long intro I think KP's behaviour stuck in the need for esteem. She seems to be focussed on having lots of people to like her and look up to her – even though in the main these are anonymous social media followers.
I now wonder if that is a result of her life, as teenager and into her 20's (when she was an absolute cracker), receiving tremendous applause and money it quite understandably went to her head. At that stage wise advice to her - as it should be to all young people who suddenly find fame and fortune, (and I am thinking about the highly paid talented sportsmen and women) is it won't last, you need to plan ahead. Typically, this could be investing for the future and in due course being ready to make a sideways move in a related industry.

So, KP'sinvesting in the Jordan companies was a good thing to do, (I make no comment on the quality of those companies simply the long-term plan). Closing down the non-productive subsidiaries happens all the time to multi-branch companies and is not peculiar to her. Money under her mother's mattress is a comical picture but unlikely, in an Offshore tax haven more of a possibility and not illegal. Also 20 years ago 4-5 million pounds was mor than most of us see in a lifetime regular work. Recap on Boris Becker's actions here.

To be absolutely clear, this post is not defending KP's behaviour.
I was trying to get some sort of handle on why she behaved as she did and thought it may be of interest to fellow Tattlers.

BTW Boris Johnson is an equally interesting study, he and KP seem to share many similar traits and, without being drawn into his discussing sexual activities (on another Tattle link),Jimmy Savile also needed constant attention.

My thanks to Professor Maslow and that's the end of today's Psychology lecture Sorry it's so long.
I love psychology. Did you love it. I love it. Woohoo Professor Maslow woohoo,

As a complete aside there is no such thing as Kama. The Universe does not hold a set of scales weighing our activities, what goes round does not necessarily come around - bad things happen to sincere and good people as referred to by fellow Tattlers on this link.
However, in KP's case a group of usare waiting for her to get her comeuppance, this she will (and is probably on the way) initiate herself.

I know I'm being small minded but I love it when people get their comeuppance. Don't you love comeuppance? Bring on the comeuppance - bring it on!

Funny you should mention this - I was just thinking about Maslow's hierarchy of needs the other day in relation to KP. Very inciteful, thank you

 

[Bull***t Buster]

Somebody on FB, re C4's MM renovation, keeps commenting that the MM is owned by somebody else and that's why Skank is still there. That would mean that C4 have paid to do up Joe Blogg's house, surely?

Dont tell me that Wanky and his Dad have brought it for her?

 

[NoodleNips]

I genuinely think she is incapable of washing, drying and styling her hair. She's had assistants since the 90s that styled her daily and I don't think she's ever learned, or needed to learn, to wash and dry her own hair. That's why it's always such a mess, unwashed and unbrushed, between trips to the hairdressers. She is absolutely rank.

This set of rats tails are probably the worst she has ever had, they really are nasty.

 

[Pom Bear]

I'm glad to hear it, I always love your work so nice I can make you laugh now and again.

Thank you very much..I'm always a fan of the more funny posts on here, I miss alot of serious ones Love Pom xx

 

[bagpuss17278]

Hair done again today (blow dry) FFS why can’t she dry her own hair.

I take it she did that instead of having J & B? Also see that PA shared Junior’s music today. Radio silence from the best mother in the world.

 

[Lucid30]

Just seen this, these might just beat prices brows

 

[Angelic37]

I stumbled into Tattle while researching KP's bankruptcy and have been trapped here ever since.

I have no connection with KP or her entourage and know only what is in the public domain, however apart from her bankruptcy her behaviour is intriguing.

This post could take some time so, sit back for the lecture. You may take notes as there will be a test at the end, so–introducing you toProfessor Maslow.
Abraham Maslow was an American psychologist who created a hierarchy of human needs

The needs are, in order:
1 –Food. We all need food and clothing, whether it's Burgers or has Michelin stars depends on choice or circumstances.
2 –Security. We all need a home, job security for most being part of that, even the real homeless find a certain perceived security in a shop doorway.
3 - Love and belonging We all need to be part of a group - family, school friends, work mates, clubs,fellow Tattlers. Often to fit in our behaviour matches that of the group. In my growing up days we all smoked, that was being part of the 'grown up gang'.
4 –Esteem. We all need to be held in regard. This is not necessarily high honours, it could be progress at work, or being thanked for preparinga meal. It is receiving acknowledgment we have done something that is appreciatedby others.
5 -Self-actualization. This involves pursuing one's potential as an individual.
These needs are not strictly defined, the boundaries between them are 'smudgy' and activities can overlap. They are not specifically any age related but I see them developing with physical and emotional maturity.
Maslow's hierarchy applies to all of us no matter our age, circumstances of life or education, me, you Tattlers and KP. How they are applied by an individual may then be down to their social development and education.

In simple terms the failure to achieve at a lower level means a return to that level until it is fulfilled, for example aUkrainianamateur footballerwho trained 2 nights a week to be a better footballer is, at the moment,probably more bothered about food and safety for his family than training for a pastime.

After that rather long intro I think KP's behaviour stuck in the need for esteem. She seems to be focussed on having lots of people to like her and look up to her – even though in the main these are anonymous social media followers.
I now wonder if that is a result of her life, as teenager and into her 20's (when she was an absolute cracker), receiving tremendous applause and money it quite understandably went to her head. At that stage wise advice to her - as it should be to all young people who suddenly find fame and fortune, (and I am thinking about the highly paid talented sportsmen and women) is it won't last, you need to plan ahead. Typically, this could be investing for the future and in due course being ready to make a sideways move in a related industry.

So, KP'sinvesting in the Jordan companies was a good thing to do, (I make no comment on the quality of those companies simply the long-term plan). Closing down the non-productive subsidiaries happens all the time to multi-branch companies and is not peculiar to her. Money under her mother's mattress is a comical picture but unlikely, in an Offshore tax haven more of a possibility and not illegal. Also 20 years ago 4-5 million pounds was mor than most of us see in a lifetime regular work. Recap on Boris Becker's actions here.

To be absolutely clear, this post is not defending KP's behaviour.
I was trying to get some sort of handle on why she behaved as she did and thought it may be of interest to fellow Tattlers.

BTW Boris Johnson is an equally interesting study, he and KP seem to share many similar traits and, without being drawn into his discussing sexual activities (on another Tattle link),Jimmy Savile also needed constant attention.

My thanks to Professor Maslow and that's the end of today's Psychology lecture Sorry it's so long.
I love psychology. Did you love it. I love it. Woohoo Professor Maslow woohoo,

As a complete aside there is no such thing as Kama. The Universe does not hold a set of scales weighing our activities, what goes round does not necessarily come around - bad things happen to sincere and good people as referred to by fellow Tattlers on this link.
However, in KP's case a group of usare waiting for her to get her comeuppance, this she will (and is probably on the way) initiate herself.

I know I'm being small minded but I love it when people get their comeuppance. Don't you love comeuppance? Bring on the comeuppance - bring it on!

Great post Welcome. As a former A Level psychology teacher with a lifelong passion for psychology, I am loving the post. Very familiar with Maslow and his Hierarchy of Needs and I absolutely think you are on the nose here. I'm also not going to suspect you of being up to no good because I think the chance of KP having a pal with your knowledge is slim to zero. Welcome and please do share more such observations if you can.

Oh bollocks - am I late to the party?

No! That wasn't sarcasm Brah, genuinely how have we not noticed this! Kudos!

 

[MariaCallous23]

Hair done again today (blow dry) FFS why can’t she dry her own hair.

She probably could dry her own hair. But that’s not her own hair . Heaven knows who it once belonged to!

 

[tracey3871]

Things have definitely been quiet from KFP this week - we have had the obligatory mental health/horse post, the boasting that she's back at MM and remarkably little from the porcelain prodder. Don't fear though Krusties we have next week's entertainment with the plaster classes at all these high-class venues to look forward to. I love it...woo bleeping hoo

I am not being Nasty here, not about the people who live there, not about the people there who go to see her, Mansfield is a former pit town and very deprived ... I worked a contract there a few years ago ... It is a very poor, underfunded area ... I saw people with holes in their shoes with no coats there and no money for food ... It's NOT Nottingham ... Frankly, it's embarrassing for KP to be holding one of her pathetic money grabbing disaster classes there ... I just wanted to say that it shows you how low down the celebrity ladder she has slipped

 

[NoodleNips]

I am not being Nasty here, not about the people who live there, not about the people there who go to see her, Mansfield is a former pit town and very deprived ... I worked a contract there a few years ago ... It is a very poor, underfunded area ... I saw people with holes in their shoes with no coats there and no money for food ... It's NOT Nottingham ... Frankly, it's embarrassing for KP to be holding one of her pathetic money grabbing disaster classes there ... I just wanted to say that it shows you how low down the celebrity ladder she has slipped

I am not being Nasty here, not about the people who live there, not about the people there who go to see her, Mansfield is a former pit town and very deprived ... I worked a contract there a few years ago ... It is a very poor, underfunded area ... I saw people with holes in their shoes with no coats there and no money for food ... It's NOT Nottingham ... Frankly, it's embarrassing for KP to be holding one of her pathetic money grabbing disaster classes there ... I just wanted to say that it shows you how low down the celebrity ladder she has slipped

I still can’t see her completing them all.