If only it was that simple! Might be worth a search through the threads as it was hilarious!Ah is it an ode to her clear package in bikinis?
Katie Price #160 Time for court = Time for deflection, it wasn't trotter surgery, just an injection
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Ah man I spent an hour yesterday searching for Turkeygate and slapgate. I'll take your word for this one as I can't be arsed!
Stick around, and you'll be apart of the next "gate"... There's one due any time now, but it's like buses, three will probably come at onceAh man I spent an hour yesterday searching for Turkeygate and slapgate. I'll take your word for this one as I can't be arsed!
Hopefully prison gateStick around, and you'll be apart of the next "gate"... There's one due any time now, but it's like buses, three will probably come at once
My fella now says "I'm guessing a Pom pic?" when he hears me roaring with laughterNew threadand Well done @BiffasBeemer for the thread title
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Ah man I spent an hour yesterday searching for Turkeygate and slapgate. I'll take your word for this one as I can't be arsed!
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful little ladybug named Chlamydia. Chlamydia lived in the palace of an evil prince, Cole Woods III. Normally she lived a quiet, inconspicuous life, until one day, the evil prince saw her sitting on the windowsill of the palaces reception room. He took a picture of her, and uploaded it to his Instashite page and what occurred afterwards caused a huge furor throughout the land of Tattleville. For in the picture, a strange phenomenon appeared. Next to the poor innocent ladybird, a line of cocaine was seen!. *gasp* Some people in Tattleville were convinced evil villain Cole was force-feeding Chlamydia drugs, and was leading her into a world of debauchery, like he had done with his ugly bride-to-be, Skankenstein. But other people in Tattleville could see the "drugs" were actually a flash glare from the camera. *gasp*. Shortly after, Chlamydia was admitted to the priory, where she remains today. The evil prince now force-feeds the cocaine to his equally evil fiance. And everyone lives happily ever after.
The end.
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That's made me smile thank you,My fella now says "I'm guessing a Pom pic?" when he hears me roaring with laughter
and say hello from Pom to him
xx A turkey teef Pom
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Thank you lovely Phoebe, this was much more epically summarised than I could have (if I could be bothered)
Absolutely brilliant
He said he literally feels like someone famous has spoke to him! Aw blessThat's made me smile thank you,
A turkey teef Pom
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haha I really need to get a life. It's Saturday, I should be drunk in a Wetherspoons somewhere.
lol That bloody insect! She gets more tattle time than some influencers.Thank you lovely Phoebe, this was much more epically summarised than I could have (if I could be bothered)
Champagne at the readyStick around, and you'll be apart of the next "gate"... There's one due any time now, but it's like buses, three will probably come at once
Chlamydia's still looking for her glass slipper. bleeping awesome. Straight out of Disney.
Ahhhh an all dayer in Weatherspoons. Them were the days. I'm in bed watching Masterchef and reading a book about Lancashire Wit and Humour. And Tattling of course.haha I really need to get a life. It's Saturday, I should be drunk in a Wetherspoons somewhere.
lol That bloody insect! She gets more tattle time than some influencers.
The drunk life isn't for me now either. I'd far rather do what you're doing. Much more fun. I love a wee bit of Lancashire humour, too. Next time you're over in Bpool, let me know and we can get up to sober mischief.Ahhhh an all dayer in Weatherspoons. Them were the days. I'm in bed watching Masterchef and reading a book about Lancashire Wit and Humour. And Tattling of course.
Oh that's so nice of him
Absolutely brilliant
He said he literally feels like someone famous has spoke to him! Aw bless
xx I give you and him a Pom hug to say thank you
xx Hello Mr Angelic37 Love from Pom
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This tickled me like Mr Tickle with skanky hooters and Turkey teef! Pom, youβre an absolute legend!That's made me smile thank you,
A turkey teef Pom
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Every single day you never fail to make me laugh out loud Pom hahaha!! Yet another masterpieceNew thread
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Pom, that's done me for today, save this one my friend, comedy gold!!New thread
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Old dangly end Woods, he can't even raise a Richmond that lad haha! Well done you 
xxxThat sounds fab! Will doThe drunk life isn't for me now either. I'd far rather do what you're doing. Much more fun. I love a wee bit of Lancashire humour, too. Next time you're over in Bpool, let me know and we can get up to sober mischief.
I've never been to Blackpool sober to my shame 
xxYou've made both of our daysOh that's so nice of him
I give you and him a Pom hug to say thank you
Hello Mr Angelic37 Love from Pom
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XxxEven Cole must find that amusing when he stalks us!New thread
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