Katie Price #158 Is it a bird? Is it a plane? It's Cuntie and Cole off to Spain!

[mrspig99]

Morning my lovely tattlers, this is totally off topic but I have to tell you what happened early this morning. I got woken up as the hubby was trying to steal the duvet as usual, I pulled it back to my side then the next thing I knew the duvet had completely disappeared off the bed....and so had my hubby! Apparently he was dreaming he was playing football and had to dive to save a goal and ended up diving out of the bed, taking the duvet with him! I've never laughed so much in my life, I was literally crying! Poor guy meanwhile has a black eye, a bruised shoulder, twisted his back and bashed his knee!

 

[Pink Squirrel]

Why are her boobs pointing in diff directions?

View attachment 1206359

I bloody knew I'd seen that outfit somewhere before.....it's my tea towel

 

[kourtneykool]

Flaunting it’s holiday… state of it. Off of its IG story…

 

[needtocomment]

Just watched the latest rant about Hugh Hefner and how the girls that have accused him of abuse are lying because she didn’t see anything!! What an absolutely disgusting thing to say!! To say that someone cannot be abusive and that people claiming to be victims must be lying just because you never saw that side of them is vile and dangerous!!

 

[Lunagooner]

Oh well there goes your income Crawlie.

 

[TheSlayer]

"I've read what girls have said about Hugh Heffner I've definitely didnt witness and can say were not true at all"

I didn’t witness WWII nor the holocaust but I know they are true from all the EYEWITNESS reports.

Same as Saville, you didn’t witness it you daft bint but you believe them YET THROW ACCUSATIONS????


and breathe……


apologies ppl but she is completely irredeemable….

I do not care whatever personality disorder she has (probably multiple) but she is not mentally ill.

 

[Joanna Surrey]

View attachment 1200925
thank heavens for Michelle and Kieran

Look at the smiley baby, they all look so happy and beautifully turned out. Bunny always looks tired and unkempt when she's with KP.

 

[midsummer blue]

I really don’t like the way celebs filter their photos to the max. It’s give young girls the wrong impression. Causing mental health problems because they think they need to be perfect. It’s very sad.
we just had mirrors in my day. Look in mirror and off you go. Very sad world we live in now.
Wish youngsters would see how beautiful they are and not needing 100% perfection.
A friend of mine has a young daughter of 11 with really bad anxiety.It’s so sad.

 

[Caw1982]

I don't think for a second think either of them want kids. It's just a narrative they spin for attention.
Just like false break ups, pretend supercar purchases, fake weddings, throwback family day out pictures hoping people won't realise the kids have aged 10 years....... the list goes on and on and on....

On a brighter note, I hope they choke on their Pina Cloadas and there's no first aiders in the vicinity!!!!!

 

[Obliqua]

Oh and this bollocks

Katie Price's ex Carl Woods says he's 'feeling horny' as they reunite for Easter

Carl Woods shared a video of his manhood on OnlyFans over the Easter weekend - which left little to the imagination for fans

www.mirror.co.uk

Oh please why oh why do they have to publish this guff! Ewwwwwwwwww…. He is so embarrassing, I am just totally repulsed by him. Everyone is sniggering & laughing at him. He thinks he is some big porn star now on OF but in reality he is just pathetic.

Carl if your reading this you need a reality check… people are being mean not because they are jealous but because you are making a complete idiot of yourself. Just STOP !

 

[Anna666]

She really can't even spin anymore crap for the 'oh you're such a great mum' brigade can she She really has absolutely nothing left.
She's lost her kids. She's pretty much lost her home. She's lost her money. She's lost her friends (allegedly). She's definitely lost her looks. She is an absolute failure in every aspect of her life. She has nothing left to make headlines & get a pay day. Just more & more absurd lies to get any kind of reaction. The latest being the comparison of KH to JS. That was a low blow, even by her standards. By doing that she threw her own 2 young children under the bus. What kind of 'brilliant mum' does that? She is sick.
It's Easter weekend. I've done egg hunts with my kids. We'll be having a family roast dinner later today. We've done Easter crafts. We're about to go for a long dog walk. We're doing family stuff together.
She has 5 kids, a sister, a brother, nephews & nieces, a dying mum. And where is she? In Spain on a £2.50 holiday with sink boy. And sink boy, wow. He has a sister & baby niece he could be with. But no, he's posting about feeling horny for his gay fans whilst with the love of his life in Spain 🥱

She's probably seething at all SFP's wedding plans. I think SFP genuinely wants to get married so AFP is still well enough to enjoy it. It's clear Crawl won't be there if any of her nephews/nieces are. I'll be interested to see how they spin it. The court dates convenient though
I think at this point SFP could probably get more for her wedding pics than Skanky & Crawl. I'm still laughing that the engagement utter bollocks only got them £10,000. Which then went down to £7000 because Zoe shared a pic looooooooong gone are the days of Skanky making big money for anything.

So whilst we are all furious at her constantly sticking 2 fingers up to everyone, remember she has nothing & is nobody anymore. And she can try & blame who she likes but we all know it's of her own doing. Every tiny last bit of mess is of her own making. And it couldn't happen to a more deserving creature Let's make more popcorn & keep watching

Well said .... I often say on here ... dont despair thinking she is not being punished ... she is ` big time ` .... the state of her LIFE is the comeuppance she so rightly deserves ... LIFE is punishing her she`s also completely UNHINGED ... which means, she`ll continue to fuck up further as time moves on

 

[DC16]

Apparently she flew back last night, good job as she has cs tomorrow....

 

[daisylou96]

Let’s be clear Cole cleared up absolutely nothing

 

[Pom Bear]

I'm away in Belfast the week she goes to court..at least I know she won't be hosting the make up class there with that all going on lol x

New thread and well done @Rosiecosy xx

 

[Pom Bear]

Ooohhh must not forgot Katie or is it Cole x

 

[Gx2018]

I cannot believe this cunt is trying to discredit the hundreds of women who were raped, groomed and abused by Hugh Hefner bc she stayed at the mansion for a few weeks and wasn’t treated that way. What an awful piece of shit she is. I just sent her story over to Holly Madison for comment. I hope she rips her to shreds.

 

[SmillieKylie]

Presenting a new feature to the KFP threads….A fact check of what Katie thinks she looks like and the image she likes to portray to her extremely low IQ and very deluded IG fan base, compared to a pap shot of Katie in her true form…..both taken on the same day.

Exhibit A & B……Will the real KFP please stand up, you know, the one that will be attending the Plaster Classes ….

 

[CrazyCatLady2791]

I’m so angry with her! Has she actually watched the Playboy series?! These women worked and lived there for years, many committed suicide. So she stayed there for six weeks, big deal! She should keep her herpes gob shut because she doesn’t know what she’s talking about!!!

 

[BiffasBeemer]

And they are weapons grade cunts.

 

[Facehugger]

So ... The state of her unfiltered face for a start All that surgery and she looks like this ! Don't know about 43 ... She looks 53
And, she is wearing baggy oversized clothes ... I think she is really struggling to shift the weight she gained in Thailand and is conscious of it ... Only wants pictures she can edit & filter herself ... That's why no pictures of her in a bikini in Spain this weekend in my opinion

Pardon me and excuse you, I'm 53 and look fuck all like that thank you very much!!