They'd be even better for skank's needs if these 'items' were made out of the Barf Bum fizzy stuff;
Just imagine her face trying to walk around Tesco's to buy "15 carrot cakes fer 'Arv's weykeynd wiv me" LOL
Wonky eyebrows though
Just LOVING all the split ends too. What a magnificent piece of equipment that is (if you really want to look like Worzel Gummidge)
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P looks more like AFP than skanky but even then she's more like her father than the pair of them combined.
I think we can all agree that in fact skanky remains the same ghastly creature inside now as she was back then
The Classier Vibe did not last very long though because it soon reverted to Type
"Selling stories" - just a few examples for you :-
* Tipping off the media where you are going to be at a certain date and time and why you are going to be there, ie a "date" with the latest The One, visiting terminally-ill mother, taking disabled son out to stuff his face with mountains of chips and carrot cakes, or just another "well-deserved 'oliday"
* Not caring what the media say about you as long as it brings in the cash
* Throwing the Ex-husbands and other victims under the bus in the Press to generate interest in ME!
* Telling the World's Biggest Lies to the media then backtracking by saying 'I nevva sed dat.....................Iss me mentawl 'elf wot dun it! I's innercint!"
* Using her children to generate income for herself
Its all quite apparent about Selling Stories when you take a brief trawl through the utter bollockfest on offer in the tabloid as regards skanky but once the floodgates are opened by someone brave enough to initiate it, the Media are going to have a field day with her. They hold lots of dirt undoubtedly but as his been stated previously, skanlky has moreorless told The Sun that if they go to town on her she'll attempt suicide and blame Them for it. Using the Media again you see