Katie Price #141 Spongeblob Squareskank is back, new body, she ate all the pies, drank all the voddy

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Eh, it's a view I've had for a while, to be honest. And my (lack of) standards are not news.
I admire your honesty buddy. I’m 53, single and wouldn’t poke her with your dick!! I find her utterly repulsive in every way imaginable. I wouldn’t go near her if she was the last woman on earth.
 
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I think if she ditched the extensions and cultivated the short hair look, she’d look years younger. She also needs to get rid of all the breast implants and reduce to a normal size. If she dressed properly (no more track suits or the teen stuff) and kept her nails short with a subtle shade or polish, she would look a million times better.
 
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And wore a balaclava
 
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It was just called The Wrestler.

And the title song should have won the Oscar. But, because it was by Bruce Sprinsteen, wasn't even nominated (and wouldn't have been the one from Slumdog Millionaire anyway).
Yes, I was joking that I didn't know what it was called, when all along it's named after Cole's pet name for Katie.
 
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She won’t have any breast tissue left to be able to not have an implant she’d need a muscle flap like breast cancer patients have for reconstruction. Everything else I totes agree with as well though.

She did try to go more natural I think a while back but it didn’t last long.
 
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All joking aside, I do think we aren't that far away from her going to some dodgy clinic somewhere and not waking up. And the press would treat it as some national tragedy.
I keep feeling little pangs of pity for KP recently. She's clearly off her head the whole time and I do believe she doesn't feel she can leave that wankstain Carl without imploding her world further. But then I remember how much shit she puts her kids through (quite aside from all her hateful lies about various exes) and any sympathy or pity for her evaporates. They must be terrified throughout each and every surgery, not to mention the chaotic environment she thrusts them into
 
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Will that be the next drama to avoid the bankruptcy or community service? Rushed to hospital with life threatening infection.
 
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As a 36 year old man who has been single for far too long, and has been drinking for several hours:

Her body still looks *okay*. Her face looks awful.
There's an old saying around my way "you don't look at the mantle piece when you're poking the fire"
 
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I really think KP is struggling physical health wise ... Forget her BS about getting fit and about her MH ... She looks uncomfortable & unwell
 
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I’m heading for the big 50 this year
 
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