Hey now, even KP is too good of an actress for Verisure. Those ads are the absolute worst. Actually, she'd be perfect!
Hey now, even KP is too good of an actress for Verisure. Those ads are the absolute worst. Actually, she'd be perfect!She is one gigantic festering pustule of gunk
I doubt she'd even land a gig on the Calgon or Verisure ads - she too diabolical even for them!!
I think we have both unleashed a demon.My OH who, and I quote “ doesn’t do gossip”, has just told me out of the blue thatI was reading this thread and Mr Webster looked over my shoulder at my screen (he shall pay for this later but I digress) and said 'who's that in the bikini?' All he could see was the boobs, and when I showed him who it was all he said was 'fucking hell' (not in a good way!)
Now I can't stress enough how much he doesn't give a shit about any of this kind of stuff, but even he is weirdly drawn in by her antics, in a car crash sort of way. Maybe that's the appeal?
i havnt seen pencil penis either, its not for the want of trying though,i think my hubby has but a block on his computor since i was eyeing kierons knob!I too am part of that club...go on one of you I need a giggle...which direction do I go in??
A mirror?What the hell has price found in the sea, she looks repulsed whatever it is
I'm absolutely hopeless at anything techy. Let's hope our lovely Pom sees this and does herself proud.OMG - I've been thinking the exact same thing for the last couple of days! I wanted to try and photoshop her head onto the tin man but didn't know how to do it! I'm glad I'm not alone!
perhaps hes not and never has been her boyfriend/fiance, perhaps he's her dealer and as shes skint, she pays him in kind (instead of money or sex ) by pretending they are in a relationship and exposing him to fame and publicity ,because thats what he craves, who knows ?Jeez, i just watched the video (didn’t want to, Tattle made me do it) It's just under 11 minutes long, but it took me almost half an hour to watch as I needed regular fag breaks (odd, since I gave up smoking in 1997).
Anyway, my observations for what they're worth;
She looks an absolute mess. Bloated, red, struggling for breath, it's like her boobs are suffocating her..why is she wearing a velour tracksuit in that heat (eugh, the stench) and why is she constantly trying to pull her tracksuit top across her chest? Doesn't she realise there's not enough material in it to cover those monstrosities?
Why didn't she do the room tour at the beginning of the holiday, when it was tidy? Looks like a couple of hobos have moved in (oh sorry, they have)
Carl is not interested in her whatsoever - his leg is used as a barrier when they're having lunch. He is always leaning away from her, never into her. Why can't she she it? Or can she? Weird relationship, not healthy at all. What a pair of disgusting freaks, picking spots in the pool
She wants to take the kids there?? Righto, let's see if THAT happens - who will babysit Carll while she's there with them, it's not like they can have a nice family holiday with him is it??
She wants to run marathons again???? Sorry, what?? It's not April fucking Fools Day yet Katie, you utter split-arse. She doesn't do anything unless it benefits herself, she's as likely to run marathons as she is to become a paramedic.
In conclusion, she is a rancid little beast. She looks like quarterback with those stupid boobs, she's the least sexy woman I've ever seen and her boyfriend is a fugly cockwomble as well. They're trapped in a loveless, sexless relationship, both gathering ammunition on the other. They remind me of a pair of frenemies, like 2 bitchy, twisted girls who know deep down that it's only a matter of time before they start to bring each other down and they're playing it all out in front of the cameras. Utterly toxic.
If she carries on this way, I fear she will be a goner soon. I know it's been said before, but I'm really getting Pete Burns vibes from her now. She's desperately unhappy with her body and face so the surgeries won't stop. Unless she sorts herself out, we'll be reading about her untimely demise, which would be bloody heartbreaking only for the children. I wish she'd get help.
But we know she will don't we. (Rubbing hands in anticipation)
Even in the 90s, the decade of these football bolt ons, the girls who had them were generally at best ridiculed and laughed at and worst abused and insulted. They look absolutely ridiculous. Problem is she's basically stuck with them. A girl I table danced with had hers taken out as they were dated and ageing her, also health scares. Her chest now is completely empty, like two empty teabags. She bitterly regrets ever having them.I am actually embarrassed for her. Her body is mangled and burnt she looks as though she has piled the weight on yet she is still shamelessly believing she is gods gift. Who has boobs like that now it is so old fashioned! She looks as though she is struggling to even open her eyes and as the photos are Backgrid I assume she has approved these! I can only think she has been off her face for the past two weeks. We have all posted photo's when pissed (drugs in her case) that we think are fine then wake up the next morning to be mortified. These must be the best of a bad bunch.
She deserves everything that is steamrolling towards her.
Yyyaaaayyyy, that's it and little Toto too.
she had them inflated first time and it boosted her career, shes had them done now, thinking it will boost her OF but shes too old and dated. OF subscribers want to see more degrading porn of her, not more of her flesh being stretched........in other words, katie ,"flash your gash"Even in the 90s, the decade of these football bolt ons, the girls who had them were generally at best ridiculed and laughed at and worst abused and insulted. They look absolutely ridiculous. Problem is she's basically stuck with them. A girl I table danced with had hers taken out as they were dated and ageing her, also health scares. Her chest now is completely empty, like two empty teabags. She bitterly regrets ever having them.
Yyyaaaayyyy, that's it and little Toto too.
Mr Private thinks she looks like a drag queenI was reading this thread and Mr Webster looked over my shoulder at my screen (he shall pay for this later but I digress) and said 'who's that in the bikini?' All he could see was the boobs, and when I showed him who it was all he said was 'fucking hell' (not in a good way!)
Now I can't stress enough how much he doesn't give a shit about any of this kind of stuff, but even he is weirdly drawn in by her antics, in a car crash sort of way. Maybe that's the appeal?
Reaching for my Ventolini havnt seen pencil penis either, its not for the want of trying though,i think my hubby has but a block on his computor since i was eyeing kierons knob!
My OH says she looks like pantomime dame so our men think she is ridiculousMr Private thinks she looks like a drag queen
I think she’s got an infection. Could she be quite ill? Dehydration from alcohol, a myriad of drugs, minimal aftercare from the surgery she had…she’d be way more vulnerable to the effects because she’s so tiny and had sooooo many anaesthetic’s. Her breathing wasn’t great- a chest infection? Or in her boobs- again, a chest infection?I don't think she's still in Thailand. I reckon she's gone somewhere else, perhaps to get yet more surgery to attempt to rectify what she's mucked up.
All the photos shown on SM or in the papers in the last day or two are pre that hideous tattoo.
And I don't reckon she's missing Harvey's cat-walk thing intentionally. She would want to be there, if only for the exposure. So, this is either an "emergency" change of plan OR she's been told she mustn't attend for some reason.
Me neither...I think I have got to be the only one now who still hasn’t seen the pics of the infamous pencil penis yet!
Nah, she's far too lazy to work that hard for cash.. she'd rather pimp her kids, make up bs stories to the press, con people, arrange functions that she never completes.. she's a lazy, scrounging, loud mouth chavHer recent moan about her body shape could be a primer for a new series of Youtube/Instagram videos about her getting fit and changing her diet (no doubt with lots of freebies she'll be advertising in the videos), and maybe a fitness video (are those still around?). Maybe Ch4 would throw her a few bob to do a series on her keep fit journey, the ultimate challenge being to run a marathon.
Then why the ---- isn't somebody looking out for her?I think she’s got infection. Could she be quite ill? Dehydration from alcohol, a myriad of drugs, minimal aftercare from the surgery she had…she’d be way more vulnerable to the effects because she’s so tiny and had sooooo many anaesthetic’s. Her breathing wasn’t great- a chest infection? Or in her boobs- again, a chest infection?
And zooming in- has she just took a bunch of mop hair and tied it to the end of her own rat-tailI think this has got to be the worst that I have ever seen Skanky look! Absolutely hideous! How the f**k can Cole or any man for that matter find this remotely attractive?
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